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AshleyBrookes · 04-25-2005, 11:02 AM

So I was opening all my emails this morning and was getting ready to respond to my emails from my affiliates on AshCash when I get to this ticket that reads:

Ticket Subject: Just that
Website URL: howdumbaryouashley.com
From Email: [email protected]

sure ashley sure.
why is it that so many of you people in america are so dumb?
are you scared of your own shadow as well?
its o.k. i know the answer.
very very poor content i must say

Thanks for the good laugh this morning - whoever you are! Surfer who thought my affiliate program and promo material was my site? Webmaster just being a dumbass? Who knows - but thanks!

Happy Monday everyone

Harmon · 04-25-2005, 11:02 AM

What a dumbass

You're hot in my book

SykkBoy · 04-25-2005, 11:03 AM

the world is full of dumbasses on both sides ;-)

ronaldo · 04-25-2005, 11:07 AM

Email him back with grammar corrections (howdumbaryouashley.com ??) and a link to your JOIN page.

Throw in a custom pic for him and you may actually have a member for a while.

AshleyBrookes · 04-25-2005, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ronaldo

Email him back with grammar corrections (howdumbaryouashley.com ??) and a link to your JOIN page.

Throw in a custom pic for him and you may actually have a member for a while.

Maybe a pic of me running from my shadow?

seeric · 04-25-2005, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AshleyBrookes

So I was opening all my emails this morning and was getting ready to respond to my emails from my affiliates on AshCash when I get to this ticket that reads:

Ticket Subject: Just that
Website URL: howdumbaryouashley.com
From Email: [email protected]

sure ashley sure.
why is it that so many of you people in america are so dumb?
are you scared of your own shadow as well?
its o.k. i know the answer.
very very poor content i must say

Thanks for the good laugh this morning - whoever you are! Surfer who thought my affiliate program and promo material was my site? Webmaster just being a dumbass? Who knows - but thanks!

Happy Monday everyone

i call webmaster. surfers dont normally say the word "content"

probably someone who signed up and sent 3 clicks and was pissed that one in three didn't convert. don't sweat it. delete the idiot and block his ip.

SykkBoy · 04-25-2005, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by AshleyBrookes

Maybe a pic of me running from my shadow?

um, if you need a stand-in for your shadow, I'm available for a nominal fee ;-)

Nismo · 04-25-2005, 11:13 AM

That's awesome.

ronaldo · 04-25-2005, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AshleyBrookes

Maybe a pic of me running from my shadow?

I don't know what the hell he was referring to there.

I was thinking more of a pic with you holding up the domain howdumbareyouashley.com while wearing a dunce cap or something. Show him you have a sense of humour and are more intelligent than he seems to think.

There's no greater tool for a solo girl site to excel than to create relationships with it's members imo.

Note-I'm not meaning to give you advice on the matter, I just want the damn custom pic ok.

AshleyBrookes · 04-25-2005, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K

i call webmaster. surfers dont normally say the word "content"

probably someone who signed up and sent 3 clicks and was pissed that one in three didn't convert. don't sweat it. delete the idiot and block his ip.

Awww, block it? You're no fun! I can't block it - he might give me something else to laugh at!

SykkBoy · 04-25-2005, 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AshleyBrookes

he might give me something else to laugh at!

I can accomodate that request too....

;-))

AshleyBrookes · 04-25-2005, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ronaldo

I don't know what the hell he was referring to there.

I was thinking more of a pic with you holding up the domain howdumbareyouashley.com while wearing a dunce cap or something. Show him you have a sense of humour and are more intelligent than he seems to think.

There's no greater tool for a solo girl site to excel than to create relationships with it's members imo.

Note-I'm not meaning to give you advice on the matter, I just want the damn custom pic ok.

Create a relationship with a guy who just put down my site/affiliate program who's not even a member?

Ok, ok - the guy gets a 'Howdumbareyouashley.com' fansign

AshleyBrookes · 04-25-2005, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SykkBoy2

I can accomodate that request too....

;-))

For a nominal fee, right? lol

Richdude · 04-25-2005, 11:58 AM

OK I admit it, it was me!

Kidding

seeric · 04-25-2005, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AshleyBrookes

For a nominal fee, right? lol

i love your sig. i want one that says DJ AIREK. paris hilton told me thats hot!

Nismo · 04-25-2005, 12:02 PM

Is anyone else enjoying Ashely's perfect grammar, spelling and vast knowledge of vocabulary?

ronaldo · 04-25-2005, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AshleyBrookes

Create a relationship with a guy who just put down my site/affiliate program who's not even a member?

Ok, ok - the guy gets a 'Howdumbareyouashley.com' fansign

Why not?

Turn him INTO a member. When he sees he's getting a direct response from YOU, that personalizes it (I'm assuming he's a surfer now, and not a webmaster).

Certainly don't spend hours on end emailing or talking on the phone with the guy, but if I was willing to spend money on someone's paysite, and they showed interest in my concerns with direct contact, it might make me think twice about joining THAT site as opposed to one that just wants my money.

Richdude · 04-25-2005, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Nismo

Is anyone else enjoying Ashely's perfect grammar, spelling and vast knowledge of vocabulary?

Give it a few more months... GFY will rot your brain and your engrish skills

AshleyBrookes · 04-25-2005, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Richdude

Give it a few more months... GFY will rot your brain and your engrish skills

I used to post here as NikkiNevada - been here since Dec '03 I believe. GFY hasn't rotted my brain yet! One of my pet peeves are people who can't spell/use grammar correctly.

Speaking of grammar - whatever happened to that Grammar Police guy?

xiando · 04-25-2005, 12:12 PM

lol I hate those who are granted just enough brains to use a mail program and not even a tad more.

BradM · 04-25-2005, 12:12 PM

SykkBoy · 04-25-2005, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AshleyBrookes

For a nominal fee, right? lol

no, that one would be a freebie.......

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