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RedShoe · 01-12-2002, 06:34 PM

My mom just told me that she went to DeJaVu to buy Sex Toys.

I wonder if it's now a good time to tell her what I do?

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BV · 01-12-2002, 06:45 PM

Why wouldn't ypu tell her anyways RedShoe?
There's nothing wrong with being a pimp...
:-)

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tempra · 01-12-2002, 07:03 PM

why she need toy

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RedShoe · 01-12-2002, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BV:
Why wouldn't ypu tell her anyways RedShoe?
There's nothing wrong with being a pimp...
:-)

Stong traditional Catholic values. That's why.
Although after her news today, I don't know.

Snazzy · 01-12-2002, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe:
Stong traditional Catholic values. That's why.
Although after her news today, I don't know.

Mums sometimes have ways to surprise you..

Although in my experience, the most strong willed Catholic girls are the most sexually active

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RedShoe · 01-12-2002, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Snazzy:
the most strong willed Catholic girls are the most sexually active .

DUDE!!!
You're talking about my mother!

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BV · 01-12-2002, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe:
Stong traditional Catholic values. That's why.
Although after her news today, I don't know.

Hey,
I'm Itallian and my family are very much SERIOUS Catholics. We all drink smoke gamble and yell at each other too!

Now if you said Baptist I'd understand. lol

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Jamdin · 01-12-2002, 10:26 PM

*Bites tongue before wrong comment slips out*

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boneprone · 01-12-2002, 10:28 PM

which toys did she get?

theWatsonian · 01-13-2002, 01:42 AM

Yeah, Redshoe, do tell! What sex toys did your mom buy? Inquiring minds want to know.

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SNOW · 01-13-2002, 01:46 AM

Gold Watches...

Jakke PNG · 01-13-2002, 04:51 AM

Got pictures?

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fantasyc · 01-13-2002, 09:22 AM

I usually feel my mom out first. I will ask some questions and pesent it in a way thst is only askng what she thinks about something. Then after I find out what she thinks, then I decide if I want to tell her

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-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 01-13-2002, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fantasyc:
I usually feel my mom out ...

That's just not right ... I don't care if you are from the south or not !!

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Jakke PNG · 01-13-2002, 09:26 AM

Heh,
When I got my first tattoo it took me 2 months before I showed it to my mom.

Her first question was "How long will it stay on".

I hate breaking news to parents

This was only slightly off the topic.
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theWatsonian · 01-13-2002, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-:
That's just not right ... I don't care if you are from the south or not !!

LOL
I thought the same thing when I began reading fantasyc's post.

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fantasyc · 01-13-2002, 01:33 PM

Ewwww!!!!
That's just sick people

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tenletters · 01-13-2002, 01:54 PM

When I was a teen I went through my dad's dresser (to find his maryjane stash) and there was a white vibrator in the top drawer.

First I thought it was strange that it was in his drawer (must of been hiding it for mom, i hope). The second thing that freaked me out was it has a big crack on the tip. I'd always thought my mom was somewhat of a tightwad... that day I found proof. hehe

Funny addition to that story is that I told this neighbor girl about it and she said, "Oh, my moms got one just like it". LAter that day she and I were over at her friends house and the story came up again. When the girl said her mom also had one she also offered to show it to us. When she pulled out this giant orange battery powered telephone poll...the other girl said "God damn your mom's puss is as big as a ditch". The other girl thought that all vibrators were that huge. We laughed all the way back home.

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