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When I was a teen I went through my dad's dresser (to find his maryjane stash) and there was a white vibrator in the top drawer.
First I thought it was strange that it was in his drawer (must of been hiding it for mom, i hope). The second thing that freaked me out was it has a big crack on the tip. I'd always thought my mom was somewhat of a tightwad... that day I found proof. hehe
Funny addition to that story is that I told this neighbor girl about it and she said, "Oh, my moms got one just like it". LAter that day she and I were over at her friends house and the story came up again. When the girl said her mom also had one she also offered to show it to us. When she pulled out this giant orange battery powered telephone poll...the other girl said "God damn your mom's puss is as big as a ditch". The other girl thought that all vibrators were that huge. We laughed all the way back home.
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