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phil-flash · 04-24-2005, 07:50 PM

I have two career positions available in an extremely fun environment! The positions include medical benefits, yearly salary (with overtime), 5% guaranteed annual raise, and many other perks! The two positions available are PROGRAMMER and CONTENT PROCESSOR. Details on job requirements and how to apply are below. Serious applicants only.

Programmer:

- Must be able to read and manipulate existing code and write in house content management scripts and automation using MYSQL, HTML, PHP, etc.

- Must have the ability to write and code web pages without using a graphic tool such as DreamWeaver or FrontPage.

- Attention to detail is required.

- Additional helpful skills would include: Adobe Photo Shop, Adobe Premiere, and Adobe Encore, photography, and videography.

- Must enjoy working with hot girls!

- Must be self motivated!

- Must be willing to relocate. (not negotiable)

- Must be willing to work in a great work environment!

Content Processor:

- Adobe Photo Shop - image extraction specialist, clean graphic design, and ability to work with layers is required.

- Adobe Premiere ? video editing (not required).

- Adobe Encore ? DVD authoring (not required).

- Attention to detail required.

- Additional helpful skills would include: photography and videography.

- Must enjoy working with hot girls!

- Must be self motivated!

- Must be willing to relocate. (not negotiable)

- Must be willing to work in a great work environment!

The Process:

- I will accept résumé?s on a first come first serve basis for a maximum of 30 days or until positions are filled.

- I will call applicants within that 30 days and conduct an informal phone interview.

- After screening applicants via phone I will arrange for travel and hotel accommodations to my town of residence for face to face interviews.

- Upon completion of face to face interviews I will then hire two people for the above positions.

The Only Way To Apply:

- Send an email to phil-flash at phil-flash.com

- Title the Subject line with ?PROGRAMMER? or ?CONTENT PROCESSOR?.

- Include an energetic text or graphic resume (links to your work as well).

- Include a copy or scan of your photo ID (age and name verification for possible ticket purchases)

- Include a phone number that you can be reached at.

Good luck to all applicants!
Regards,
phil-flash

jact · 04-24-2005, 07:52 PM

Relocation to where?

phil-flash · 04-24-2005, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jact

Relocation to where?

Illinois

NaughtyRob · 04-24-2005, 07:59 PM

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woj · 04-25-2005, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phil-flash

Illinois

Where in Illinois? And, can you give out a ballpark salary you have in mind for these positions?

arnette · 04-25-2005, 08:46 PM

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Fukeneh · 04-25-2005, 09:07 PM

why would you restrict someone you hire to do a job? by telling them what tools they can and cant use to get a job done? this is mainly aimed at the new DreamWeaver/FP statement. i can do anything i want with notepad, but DM helps make the job a hell of a lot faster. the ftp functions built into the editor are well worth the usage of it.

phil-flash · 04-27-2005, 11:02 AM

The PROGRAMMER position has been filled...

Thanks for the positive remarks to those that remarked in this thread.. I appreciate them much!

As far as the dreamweaver "restriction".. my experience with Dreamweaver is that it adds a bunch of junk code to pages and it is a tool that I do not like to use. I want a programmer that can hand code web pages...

Regards,
p-f

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phil-flash Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 649	The PROGRAMMER position has been filled... Thanks for the positive remarks to those that remarked in this thread.. I appreciate them much! As far as the dreamweaver "restriction".. my experience with Dreamweaver is that it adds a bunch of junk code to pages and it is a tool that I do not like to use. I want a programmer that can hand code web pages... Regards, p-f __________________ phil-flash Cash - Gallery Exporter