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Adult Site Traffic · 04-23-2005, 07:49 PM

Chio The Pirate walks into a Cancun bar and the bartender Juan says, "Hey Chio The Pirate, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible".

"What do you mean?" said Chio The Pirate, "I feel fine"

"What about the wooden leg", says Juan? "You didn't have that before."

"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now" replies Chio The Pirate.

"Well, ok, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?" asks Juan.

"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really".

"What about that eye patch?"

"Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them shit in my eye".

"You're kidding," said Juan, "you couldn't lose an eye just from some bird shit?"

"Well" says Chio The Pirate, "It was my first day with the hook".

Spunky · 04-23-2005, 07:51 PM

Lol..I don't think Chio has a hook

Adult Site Traffic · 04-23-2005, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by spunky

Lol..I don't think Chio has a hook

Yea, this was just Thursday when he was at the bar. I think he got the hook the week before.

Spider64 · 04-23-2005, 07:54 PM

One i read somewhere

"So a man walks into a bar.."

"Ouch"

DWB · 04-23-2005, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Adult Site Traffic

Chio The Pirate walks into a Cancun bar and the bartender Juan says, "Hey Chio The Pirate, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible".

"What do you mean?" said Chio The Pirate, "I feel fine"

"What about the wooden leg", says Juan? "You didn't have that before."

"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now" replies Chio The Pirate.

"Well, ok, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?" asks Juan.

"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really".

"What about that eye patch?"

"Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them shit in my eye".

"You're kidding," said Juan, "you couldn't lose an eye just from some bird shit?"

"Well" says Chio The Pirate, "It was my first day with the hook".

LOL

Babaganoosh · 04-23-2005, 08:02 PM

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Adult Site Traffic · 04-23-2005, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

http://www.dickandfartjokes.com/view.php?joke=28

WHOA.

That's really strange because my wife just sent that to me in ICQ tonight and I added the "Chio the Pirate" part to what she sent me.

THAT's fucking weird as hell man !

Juicy D. Links · 04-23-2005, 08:10 PM

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Chio The Pirate · 04-23-2005, 08:23 PM

Nysus · 04-23-2005, 08:44 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAA.

Matt

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