Chio The Pirate walks into a Cancun bar and the bartender Juan says, "Hey Chio The Pirate, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible".
"What do you mean?" said Chio The Pirate, "I feel fine"
"What about the wooden leg", says Juan? "You didn't have that before."
"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now" replies Chio The Pirate.
"Well, ok, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?" asks Juan.
"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really".
"What about that eye patch?"
"Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them shit in my eye".
"You're kidding," said Juan, "you couldn't lose an eye just from some bird shit?"
"Well" says Chio The Pirate, "It was my first day with the hook".
