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baddog 04-23-2005 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brujah
I've heard of JoeBucks alright. I'm just waiting to hear about them in a positive context. Anyone have anything good to say about them that isn't about bashing the competition ? If the only positive thing about them is that they're NOT the competition.. that's not telling me much to look forward to.

Who the hell are they and why are they any good ?


I will tell you one thing I like about them, and that is all the products they provide.

Whether it is increasing the hair on your head and the intensity of your ejaculations; or decreasing the hemorrhoids in your asshole and the love handles on your waist, and everything in-between, they have what you want.

So far, every product that I have looked at has a 100% money back guarantee, and they offer many discounts for the buyers as well.

Just my :2 cents:

Brujah 04-23-2005 03:46 PM

Can they lower my cholesterol ? :)

C_U_Next_Tuesday 04-23-2005 03:50 PM

I feel like I am in the "battle of the bulge".. :1orglaugh

baddog 04-23-2005 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brujah
Can they lower my cholesterol ? :)


Try it and get back to me

TheGoldenChild 04-23-2005 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brujah
Can they lower my cholesterol ? :)

funny you shuold say that- we will be rolling out a product very soon that can aid in the reduction of cholestrol along with a healthy diet and exercise of course.

:-))

Brujah 04-23-2005 03:56 PM

haha. I'm not fat baddog, I just have borderline cholesterol.

CDSmith 04-23-2005 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle
Laugh all you want guys-
I can handle it- especially when my referrals are still being tracked.

:winkwink:

Ev- Tim Lake is down tonight and we are getting together for as little din din-

I'll holla at you from the restaurant

Back to enjoying the California sunshine- I may look like I have been owned to all yu board trolls- but when you use this board more for entertainment purposes than business and don't make this place your life....

You can see why I really could give two shits.

Get out from behind your keyboards and go take a walk- do something positive for yourselves instead of believing everything you read on here.

It's Saturday - give me a break. Mo :321GFY st of you people don't even work during the week- so don't don't tell me you are working now.

:321GFY

Except for maybe XPAYS- we all know that all work and no play makes Evan a dull boy .

lol

I was all set to give you the benefit of the doubt...... until you posted this.

Nope, won't be joining, and won't be recommending either. Not when someone with no tact, consideration or class is running things. I've never felt I could trust someone with this kind of "fuck you, I don't give a shit" attitude, and that instinct has proven correct for me many times.

I know, you're too self-absorbed to care what I think, so save your "who cares?" response KB.

Thought you were of a better sort than this, but I can accept being mistaken.

Dalai lama 04-23-2005 03:59 PM

weak advertising method.

project_naughty 04-23-2005 04:00 PM

Do any of these penis products actually work or do what they say they do? Not that I need to use one. Ahem.

But is anyone here brave enough to be honest about them or is it just con?

Juicy D. Links 04-23-2005 04:03 PM

Kb Is My Dadddddddddddddddddd

Juicy D. Links 04-23-2005 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brujah
haha. I'm not fat baddog, I just have borderline cholesterol.


my cholestrol was bad last time i had blood work done. My family has had it n such. I dont really eat high fat stuff , diet is good. Taking any meds for it?

Sly 04-23-2005 04:08 PM

I used to pull the line of "I'll never do business with you" blah blah blah.

Turns out, 50% of those people I ended up doing some sort of business with and am now friends with. The other 50% I never had any business TO DO with that person, so saying "I'll never do business with you" is true, but actually pretty pointless.

Juicy D. Links 04-23-2005 04:10 PM

K to Bizzle is my friend.

CDSmith 04-23-2005 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly
I used to pull the line of "I'll never do business with you" blah blah blah.

Turns out, 50% of those people I ended up doing some sort of business with and am now friends with. The other 50% I never had any business TO DO with that person, so saying "I'll never do business with you" is true, but actually pretty pointless.

Hey, no problem here. I was speaking for myself. KB took an obvious cheap shot at another company who is having some problems beyond their control, and that is not cool with me. When there are ten other programs out there peddling similar shit who aren't using the misfortunes of others to further their own cause I don't see the need to go with someone like this.

If the program he's representing is the "best in the world" as he claims they wouldn't have to resort to cheap shots.

It's my opinion, no more - no less.

Obviously several others on this thread took a distast to it as well. *shrugs*

Rui 04-23-2005 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
Hey, no problem here. I was speaking for myself. KB took an obvious cheap shot at another company who is having some problems beyond their control, and that is not cool with me. When there are ten other programs out there peddling similar shit who aren't using the misfortunes of others to further their own cause I don't see the need to go with someone like this.

If the program he's representing is the "best in the world" as he claims they wouldn't have to resort to cheap shots.

It's my opinion, no more - no less.

Obviously several others on this thread took a distast to it as well. *shrugs*

Rigth on the money man (as usual)... :thumbsup

Tango 04-23-2005 04:40 PM

just clicked your sig:

http://www.joebucks.com/kb/

Not Found

The requested URL /kb/ was not found on this server.

Apache/2.0.46 (Red Hat) Server at www.joebucks.com Port 80

triumph 04-23-2005 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord of the fungi
I checked your sig, it was down. :1orglaugh



roflmao! lol! lol!

that is hilarious, kb got owned!

xxxice 04-23-2005 05:09 PM

Where can I sign up ? Can't find the page ?

jimmyf 04-23-2005 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brujah
Who cares ? If you're being compensated, it doesn't matter if they're up or down. When your marketing tactics show such extreme desperation, take note to avoid companies like this. They aren't able to pull it on their own and have to resort to this.

think I agree with you and I don't push pills.

Alex 04-23-2005 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tango
just clicked your sig:

http://www.joebucks.com/kb/

Not Found

The requested URL /kb/ was not found on this server.

Apache/2.0.46 (Red Hat) Server at www.joebucks.com Port 80

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

KB you fuckin owned yourself

TheGoldenChild 04-23-2005 06:08 PM

I guess it's alright for hosting companies to be vultures on this board when someone is down or having hosting issues but when it's God forbid a Penis company it's a war-

Get over yourselves I am promoting a program not many of you have heard of and regardless of how you all feel people are signing up and enjoying my little stunt today-

Sorry if you guys take yourselves so seriously. Really I don't recall saying any company's name in my headline of this thread - maybe you guys are a little too sensitive.

SureFire 04-23-2005 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle
I guess it's alright for hosting companies to be vultures on this board when someone is down or having hosting issues but when it's God forbid a Penis company it's a war-

Get over yourselves I am promoting a program not many of you have heard of and regardless of how you all feel people are signing up and enjoying my little stunt today-

Sorry if you guys take yourselves so seriously. Really I don't recall saying any company's name in my headline of this thread - maybe you guys are a little too sensitive.

:1orglaugh I think most people know who you are/were referring to. And of course you are just doing your job. Good luck with the new sign-ups and next month, I wonder what company you will be promoting next...seems like you jump from job to another with no loyality to your buyers/associates.

From your posts here, damn if you could get a dollar for selling your grandpa's dirty undies, you probably would to make a buck and not think about it twice:)

CDSmith 04-23-2005 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle
I guess it's alright for hosting companies to be vultures on this board when someone is down or having hosting issues.

No, It isn't.

Are you saying you made this "vulture" post because everyone else is doing it? If that's the case, grow up man.

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle
Get over yourselves

Keep talking. Or as I call it, digging it deeper.

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle
Sorry if you guys take yourselves so seriously. Really I don't recall saying any company's name in my headline of this thread - maybe you guys are a little too sensitive.

I take business and who I do business with and who I recommend to others seriously, yes. Instead of trying to defend what you did you would be better served by apologizing to the people at the company you slighted. That would at least make you look like a half decent professial sort with a shred of character.

Look, I have no problem with anyone promoting their company or the company they rep for, in fact I do it quite frequently myself. I do have a problem with opportunistic vultures who are quick to kick a company while they're down, and in this case your poor choice of words and attitude on this thread has, in my opinion, taken much of the 'oomph' out of what could have been a better promo thread.

You wouldn't like it if someone else did this to your company and you know it.

Not cool. Period.


Why do so many people in this biz have such a problem just admitting they overstepped or made a mistake and just take ownership of it? I don't get it.

TheGoldenChild 04-23-2005 06:55 PM

CD Smith am sorry you took it so personally- I am sorry if I offended you- seriously.

But if you'll notice we are down too-
So I am making a big stink to let people know about my company-

I got accused by MN for having something to do with their debacle- The more I sat back and thought about the tact Darren used when he contacted me he more I thought I'd push his buttons- accusing me of taking someone's site down is incredulous and I felt kind of demeaning-

Me taking down a website through a DOS attack is as likely as me curing cancer-

mensniche 04-23-2005 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle
CD Smith am sorry you took it so personally- I am sorry if I offended you- seriously.

But if you'll notice we are down too-
So I am making a big stink to let people know about my company-

I got accused by MN for having something to do with their debacle- The more I sat back and thought about the tact Darren used when he contacted me he more I thought I'd push his buttons- accusing me of taking someone's site down is incredulous and I felt kind of demeaning-

Me taking down a website through a DOS attack is as likely as me curing cancer-

KB we had to pass on details to the authorites of people who had something to gain from attacking us and had a grudge against us. In many posts and conversations you stated you would sort us out the "old fashioned way".

I contacted you to get your word that you had nothing to do with it, so I therfore did not have to hand your details over and bring you into the mess. It was me trying to do the right thing for you.

On another note, MensNiche as a lot of great stuff coming up, for the down time which was a targetted attack we over compensated our affiliate. Taking their average sales for the last 30 days and paying out per an hour for when we was down, we OVER compensated. The fact we were down actually benefitted our affiliates in terms of the $$ they make.

It says a lot about how we treat our affiliates and why they will stay with us that some people are refusing to claim compensation, are just taking half the compensation because they closed their PPC campaigns etc. Our affiliates are in fact our friends, and we have personally started ringing every affiliate to apologise and to get things going.

I make mistakes, and I have made mistakes and will continue to do so, how you choose to promote is your choice, I will won't argue with you because I believe most people can see through exactly who you are.

Darren - MensNiche.com - ICQ 46335817

TheGoldenChild 04-23-2005 07:26 PM

"KB we had to pass on details to the authorites of people who had something to gain from attacking us and had a grudge against us. In many posts and conversations you stated you would sort us out the "old fashioned way".

This statement is libelous and untrue-
I would like to see where I ever said that to anyone regarding MN.

I demand you retract that statement - truth be told I could give two shits about you guys and I told you that.

I have NOTHING to gain by criminally attacking another person's business and your assumptions are incorrect and unfounded.

MerlinK 04-24-2005 09:21 PM

Is there some legal issue in the penis pill industry? Why are most sponsors currently down?

BradM 04-24-2005 09:27 PM

Let's be honest dipshits. Do you want to leave dead links up? Or do you want to replace them and get paid in the mean time?

THINK about it first. Half of you are so retarded I wouldn't WANT your business.

BradM 04-24-2005 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by project_naughty
Do any of these penis products actually work or do what they say they do? Not that I need to use one. Ahem.

But is anyone here brave enough to be honest about them or is it just con?

If you think penis pills work I have some Dead Sea fish for sale you may be interested in. Fresh from the Dead Sea. Alive and well!

CDSmith 04-24-2005 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle
CD Smith am sorry you took it so personally- I am sorry if I offended you- seriously.

Don't apologize to me, I never said anyone offended me. I just didn't like the cheap shot you took and the crappy attitude you showed to people here, that's all. Karma man, karma.

That said, I hope this all works out for everyone. It has occured to me that maybe someone bought penis pills which gleaned them zerio results. The poor guy still has a small dink, is out of pocket for fify or a hundred bucks and is now on a mission to take down every pill site he can find.

Well, you never know, right?

pxxx 04-24-2005 10:13 PM

Joebucks is pretty cool, i promote them.

seeric 04-24-2005 10:13 PM

My Penis Is Huge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Juicy D. Links 04-24-2005 10:19 PM

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seeric 04-24-2005 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM
If you think penis pills work I have some Dead Sea fish for sale you may be interested in. Fresh from the Dead Sea. Alive and well!


brad this is non offensive to you, but i am sick of the propaganda from proggies to deter penis pill promotion. (not you).

WHO GIVES A FUCK IF PENIS PILLS WORK?

why the hell would affiliates give a shit? who gives a fuck.

i could give a lesser shit if affiliates "know" that penis pills don't work. its about the consumer. penis pills are all about marketing and effect. as long as the consumers keep buying in a fantasy market, does it really matter? holy fuck.

This is a fantasy based selling environment!

for some fucker with a tiny penis, having a large one is a fantasy. if some tiny dicked fucker gets the pleasure of taking the pills and molding his personal psyche to grow himslef a bigger dick through masturbation or sexual experience because the pills make you horny (which they do), then so be it.

how many adult sites say "come inside and fuck this hot latin bitch!" do you really get to fuck her? no. of course not. how many products are on the shelves in major stores and chains around the country that don't work as good as the marketing lets on? when was the last time you got a big mac that looked like the big mac on t.v?

every adult product works as good as the imagination of the purchaser. should people who sell fake dolls be fucked with becaue the bitch aint real? lol.

sex = fantasy and fantasy = sex. any and all products in between are equal and all about marketing and psychology. when you whack off you pretend that you are fucking the girl right?

marketing and human psychology are powerful components of fantasy.

thats my 2 cents. and thats nothing directed towards you, just needed your quote. thanks.

seeric 04-24-2005 11:38 PM

isn't it funny that the same herbs that everyone is crying about are the same herbs used for hundreds of years in chinese culture for the purposes intended.

maybe is it that the u.s. culture is so fucked with money and corruption at the prescription drug market level and that asame market (pharms) are ruling the exposure the american people see through politics. no, that couldn't happen here in the good ole' US of A huh? funny how alot of newly released prescription drugs are being yanked from the market following an influx of suits and inquiries involving medical conditions not released through their initial product launch.

i'm not gonna get into it, but if you don't have the knowledge of the two markets which are really in competition (herbals vs. pharmaceutical), then you shouldn't make blind comments that affect markets and bank accounts that you don't have responsibility for.

anyone who serioulsy wants to discuss this market with me can do so at any time. i am open to any and all that feel an urge to capitalize on a market that truly is in it's prime outside of the adult business.

don't get me started please. this is an interesting week in the herbals/dickhead size market. tomorrow is monday again, here we go. :offtopic

beemk 04-25-2005 12:29 AM

i agree airek, not that bradm would know if they work. its not like hes a doctor or something. do you work for the fda brad?

xxxice 04-25-2005 01:36 AM

Ok wasn't there something posted that the feds already have put people in jail for selling pills or am I that wasted ?

seeric 04-25-2005 10:20 AM

yeah, armchair doctors. the problem is that the products do work. its the hating on the boards and stuff to deter people from sending to these types of programs. its funny how we have NO chargebacks from consumers. maybe 2 in a few years.

doesn't make sense to me.

herbal sale - avg 125 dollars

other sale - what maybe 40 on a pps, with no recurring? or a 50/50 recur rev split on 34.99 avg,whats that 17.00 and some change?

hence my point, why would affiliates even care if they work.

i've used our herbal viagra, that shit rocks. if you haven't used it, you can't say it doesn't work. try it before you talk any smack.

justsexxx 04-25-2005 10:27 AM

Is joebucks better then foundrynap?

Also, ARS informed to me REMOVE the links, because JOEBUCKS did NOT pay them

And then this cheap shot, pathetic

seeric 04-25-2005 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justsexxx
Is joebucks better then foundrynap?

Also, ARS informed to me REMOVE the links, because JOEBUCKS did NOT pay them

And then this cheap shot, pathetic



i didn't hear about this. show me the e-mail.


goddamn drama this week in penis pills. Whooooooooooooooooooooow! WTF?
did the herbal gods wake up the sleeping natives the wrong way this week?

LOL

Theo 04-25-2005 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justsexxx
Is joebucks better then foundrynap?

Also, ARS informed to me REMOVE the links, because JOEBUCKS did NOT pay them

And then this cheap shot, pathetic


wow

_________

gdog 04-25-2005 10:42 AM

Airek the penis pills you got me from www.herbalrevenue.com did work my man.

My penis used to be 17 inches it is now 17.4 inches. I mix your stuff into my smoothie every morning. ;)

This is my after pic gallery
http://www.bongthong.com/black/big/slong/b1/index2.htm



:thumbsup

seeric 04-25-2005 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gdog
Airek the penis pills you got me from www.herbalrevenue.com did work my man.

My penis used to be 17 inches it is now 17.4 inches. I mix your stuff into my smoothie every morning. ;)

This is my after pic gallery
http://www.bongthong.com/black/big/slong/b1/index2.htm



:thumbsup


you should have heeded our warning on the website to not take the products longer than 90 days. theres a disclaimer. your cock is massive

TheGoldenChild 04-25-2005 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel
wow

_________


Joebucks has paid ARS..
There was a minor mix up with their invoicing-
but I can guarantee that the problem was fixed and ARS was indeed paid.

justsexxx 04-25-2005 10:56 AM

To prove I was not talking out of my ass


"All Ultra Herbal products are being removed from our portfolio. This is due to non payment from ultraherbal.com. Please remove all links from your sites. We are sorry for any inconvenience this may cause."

gdog 04-25-2005 10:57 AM

"you should have heeded our warning on the website to not take the products longer than 90 days. theres a disclaimer. your cock is massive"

Well problem is honestly bro, my eyes are all fucked up from the product so it is hard for me to read, BUT my cock is HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE.

If you want me to model for Herbal just let me know.

seeric 04-25-2005 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gdog
"you should have heeded our warning on the website to not take the products longer than 90 days. theres a disclaimer. your cock is massive"

Well problem is honestly bro, my eyes are all fucked up from the product so it is hard for me to read, BUT my cock is HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE.

If you want me to model for Herbal just let me know.


thats ok, i've got all the hiary niche content i need. do you grow hair all the way to the end of that 17 inches? :Oh crap

BradM 04-25-2005 12:10 PM

Airek: I didn't even read that blurb of ass expulsion you just wrote above. Blah blah blah. Bottom line is you should feel guilty selling something you know doesn't work to someone. Pill companies don't have much time left - so squeeze the money out while you can.

You don't need to be a doctor to know that SHIT doesn't work. So shut the fuck up with your pro company/product propoganda.

seeric 04-25-2005 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM
Airek: I didn't even read that blurb of ass expulsion you just wrote above. Blah blah blah. Bottom line is you should feel guilty selling something you know doesn't work to someone. Pill companies don't have much time left - so squeeze the money out while you can.

You don't need to be a doctor to know that SHIT doesn't work. So shut the fuck up with your pro company/product propoganda.

how come you are so nice to me in person but acting like a penis extender now? what did i do to you? so those extenders really work huh?

so you were in my bed with me and tina the other night huh? you know that the sex herbs gave me no additional pleasure? Hmmn. i would have known if you were there.

regardless, hypocrite, you are selling the same shit. different medium. i bet those extenders work real good? lol. i even told your ass that what i said isn't geared at you. if you are trying to look like a hotshot by being a loudmouth. don't.

prove anything you are spewing or shut the fuck up? or, are thing just directed at certain people who have a big mouth, like me?

prove that shit doesn't work, or shut the fuck up.

BradM 04-25-2005 12:24 PM

Extenders work. They have been proven to. I am not going to argue with you. You're selling a bullshit product and I hope you feel good about that.


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