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DBX · 04-22-2005, 07:50 AM

Frequently I receive ignorant email messages from our customers, and I only get the Webmaster's email (I can only imagine what our Customer Service department is getting). I really should start an archive of these messages, they are good for a laugh.
I know most of you are not involved in Product Fulfillment or Shipping and Receiving, but you can still appreciate the moronic nature of this message.
Today's winner is particularly good.
It simply states this:
"my package wont send"
(sounds personal)

This is one of my all time favorites that I hung onto (cuz it's just so confused):
"DEAR WEBMASTER I AM VERY INTERESTED TO BE A MEMBER OF UR I AM VERY INTERESTED TO BE ALESBIAN ACTUALLY I AM A BOY OF 19YR OLD IAM VERY INCLINED TO MALE SEX I DO NOT NO THAT I AM FIT FOR THAT BUT I AM TELL ME ABT UR SYSTEM I AM JUST A BIGNNER IN THIS WORLD I WANN TO KNOW DETAIL ABT UR ORGANISATION"
(uh... whew!)

Care to share your dumb consumer messages?

sickkittens · 04-22-2005, 07:51 AM

I used to get some pretty silly emails when I sold mainstream products.

Cassie · 04-22-2005, 07:52 AM

Jakke PNG · 04-22-2005, 08:12 AM

Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by
(*****@yahoo.fr) on Wednesday, March 23, 2005 at 12:30:53
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Message: je veus mariee avec vous

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04-22-2005, 07:50 AM	#1
DBX Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Cleveland, OH Posts: 38	Stupid Customers Frequently I receive ignorant email messages from our customers, and I only get the Webmaster's email (I can only imagine what our Customer Service department is getting). I really should start an archive of these messages, they are good for a laugh. I know most of you are not involved in Product Fulfillment or Shipping and Receiving, but you can still appreciate the moronic nature of this message. Today's winner is particularly good. It simply states this: "my package wont send" (sounds personal) This is one of my all time favorites that I hung onto (cuz it's just so confused): "DEAR WEBMASTER I AM VERY INTERESTED TO BE A MEMBER OF UR I AM VERY INTERESTED TO BE ALESBIAN ACTUALLY I AM A BOY OF 19YR OLD IAM VERY INCLINED TO MALE SEX I DO NOT NO THAT I AM FIT FOR THAT BUT I AM TELL ME ABT UR SYSTEM I AM JUST A BIGNNER IN THIS WORLD I WANN TO KNOW DETAIL ABT UR ORGANISATION" (uh... whew!) Care to share your dumb consumer messages? __________________ http://www.pecash.com 35% on Adult Product Sales for life.

04-22-2005, 07:51 AM	#2
sickkittens I am a meat popsicle. Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,100	I used to get some pretty silly emails when I sold mainstream products. __________________ HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY! THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543

04-22-2005, 07:52 AM	#3
Cassie Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 3,139	__________________ ICQ: 309756847 ]

04-22-2005, 08:12 AM	#4
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by (*****@yahoo.fr) on Wednesday, March 23, 2005 at 12:30:53 --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Message: je veus mariee avec vous --------------------------------------------------------------------------- __________________ ..and I'm off.