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Stupid Customers
Frequently I receive ignorant email messages from our customers, and I only get the Webmaster's email (I can only imagine what our Customer Service department is getting). I really should start an archive of these messages, they are good for a laugh.
I know most of you are not involved in Product Fulfillment or Shipping and Receiving, but you can still appreciate the moronic nature of this message.
Today's winner is particularly good.
It simply states this:
"my package wont send"
(sounds personal)
This is one of my all time favorites that I hung onto (cuz it's just so confused):
"DEAR WEBMASTER I AM VERY INTERESTED TO BE A MEMBER OF UR I AM VERY INTERESTED TO BE ALESBIAN ACTUALLY I AM A BOY OF 19YR OLD IAM VERY INCLINED TO MALE SEX I DO NOT NO THAT I AM FIT FOR THAT BUT I AM TELL ME ABT UR SYSTEM I AM JUST A BIGNNER IN THIS WORLD I WANN TO KNOW DETAIL ABT UR ORGANISATION"
(uh... whew!)
Care to share your dumb consumer messages?
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