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sweetcuties · 04-22-2005, 05:45 AM

At first I wasn't gonna post but for some reason, this just popped in my head. Last wk (spur of the moment), I ended up at the local strip club. It's not my thing that much anymore because I've been there done that. I hit one maybe 1 every 2 or 3mths... back to my story. I just planned on having a beer and seeing if I shot anyone there. So, I'm sitting there and this cute blonde sits next to me and we start talking. I know the stripper game and I didn't get a dance... I ended up getting 4 beers and being there for around 2hrs... I even asked her to help me move (bought another house). The convo flowed and it seemed so real, it's crazy! I gave her my # and she hasn't called, lol

Harmon · 04-22-2005, 05:46 AM

Surprise, surprise, surprise

Better luck next time

WiredGuy · 04-22-2005, 05:57 AM

This is surprising to you?
WG

AdPatron · 04-22-2005, 06:27 AM

LOL. what a tool.

MickeyG · 04-22-2005, 06:28 AM

lol next time take the dance, atleast you'll get something

sweetcuties · 04-22-2005, 06:31 AM

I can laugh at myself... all good. I don't have a stick up my ass like many of you

who · 04-22-2005, 06:34 AM

You cheaped out. I actually have to PAY people to hold conversations like that with me.

HpicAnn · 04-22-2005, 06:35 AM

at least you did not fell in her game..

Redrob · 04-22-2005, 06:54 AM

That's why they say, "At the stripclub, everybody gets fucked."

WebTitan · 04-22-2005, 06:59 AM

wow....i am shocked...thought they always told the truth...lol

Monique Niccole · 04-22-2005, 07:02 AM

Strippers in general will lie to get what they want, but this sounds less like a stripper issue and more like a general 'she didn't call me' issue. I've taken a guy's number before and never called. As a rule, I rarely call guys. I'm sure most guys have done the same thing. It's just the way of the dating world. She's just not that into you.

SuckOnThis · 04-22-2005, 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweetcuties

I just planned on having a beer and seeing if I shot anyone there.

Are you a hit man?

Sosa · 04-22-2005, 07:08 AM

lol it is just a stripper. move on

Wizzo · 04-22-2005, 07:18 AM

maybe she just decided that a guy using the nic of sweetcuties wasn't the "man" for her...

But props on not buying a dance, that is for sure rule #1 for picking up a stripper...

Furious_Male · 04-22-2005, 07:22 AM

Strippers lie? Noooooooo

horny-guy · 04-22-2005, 07:23 AM

Not all strippers are bad! I went to London a while back and met a cute girl who just worked as a stripper because she needed the money badly. She is a student and so I offered her to send money every month. Now she does not have to work as a stripper any longer and I am looking forward to meeting her again when I am back to London.

sweetcuties · 04-22-2005, 07:24 AM

Wow, this thread is still going... that's some funny shit.

All good tho

BuggyG · 04-22-2005, 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Afrekete

Strippers in general will lie to get what they want, but this sounds less like a stripper issue and more like a general 'she didn't call me' issue. I've taken a guy's number before and never called. As a rule, I rarely call guys. I'm sure most guys have done the same thing. It's just the way of the dating world. She's just not that into you.

but I always call.. even when it's affter I woke up still drunk off my ass and saw what I woke up next too. I still called her!!

Wolfy · 04-22-2005, 07:44 AM

Nooooooooooo!

Monique Niccole · 04-22-2005, 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuggyG

but I always call.. even when it's affter I woke up still drunk off my ass and saw what I woke up next too. I still called her!!

Before or after you gnaw your arm off to get away?

BuggyG · 04-22-2005, 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by horny-guy

Not all strippers are bad! I went to London a while back and met a cute girl who just worked as a stripper because she needed the money badly. She is a student and so I offered her to send money every month. Now she does not have to work as a stripper any longer and I am looking forward to meeting her again when I am back to London.

hmmmmmmmm... same thing about the nice latina chick I met in Cuba. She was leaning on the wall outside club. Sehe told me she just outside cause she couldn't get in and wanted to know if I could help her out. Now I do it every month

NOT!!!

Cassie · 04-22-2005, 07:51 AM

and this surprises you? you should have bought bottles of cristal if you wanted her to at least be visually excited about not ever calling you...lol

MandyBlake · 04-22-2005, 07:53 AM

that's funny and was so foreseeable.

SuckOnThis · 04-22-2005, 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by horny-guy

Not all strippers are bad! I went to London a while back and met a cute girl who just worked as a stripper because she needed the money badly. She is a student and so I offered her to send money every month. Now she does not have to work as a stripper any longer and I am looking forward to meeting her again when I am back to London.

I was thinking of becoming a stripper but if you started sending me money every month you would be stopping me from going down that road of corruption. So how about it?

SAM SIYC · 04-22-2005, 11:30 AM

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anyone coming to the Webmaster Access event in Montreal will
notice right away

LiveDose · 04-22-2005, 11:40 AM

Probably should ask her to help you move after you've taken her to dinner a few times...

Wiggles · 04-22-2005, 12:17 PM

when they sit down start talking about how broke you are, they'll stop bugging you quick.

nojob · 04-22-2005, 12:35 PM

all strippers do not lie. If your personality is one that is not dominant then you will be taken advantage of.

Tango · 04-22-2005, 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweetcuties

At first I wasn't gonna post but for some reason, this just popped in my head. Last wk (spur of the moment), I ended up at the local strip club. It's not my thing that much anymore because I've been there done that. I hit one maybe 1 every 2 or 3mths... back to my story. I just planned on having a beer and seeing if I shot anyone there. So, I'm sitting there and this cute blonde sits next to me and we start talking. I know the stripper game and I didn't get a dance... I ended up getting 4 beers and being there for around 2hrs... I even asked her to help me move (bought another house). The convo flowed and it seemed so real, it's crazy! I gave her my # and she hasn't called, lol

and your surprised? go back and see if she even remembers you - chances are you'll have to start from the beginning of the conversation again

LionDollars · 04-22-2005, 01:38 PM

This is terrible news... i did not know. LOL

VeriSexy · 04-22-2005, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

Surprise, surprise, surprise

Better luck next time

bringer · 04-22-2005, 01:41 PM

write 12 of the 16 digits of your cc on the back of your biz card
there'll be 4 messages by the time you get home from the stripclub

sonofsam · 04-22-2005, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweetcuties

I can laugh at myself... all good. I don't have a stick up my ass like many of you

Amen to that

life would be no fun if you didn't laugh at yourself

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sweetcuties Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Somewhere Posts: 5,859	Strippers are liars At first I wasn't gonna post but for some reason, this just popped in my head. Last wk (spur of the moment), I ended up at the local strip club. It's not my thing that much anymore because I've been there done that. I hit one maybe 1 every 2 or 3mths... back to my story. I just planned on having a beer and seeing if I shot anyone there. So, I'm sitting there and this cute blonde sits next to me and we start talking. I know the stripper game and I didn't get a dance... I ended up getting 4 beers and being there for around 2hrs... I even asked her to help me move (bought another house). The convo flowed and it seemed so real, it's crazy! I gave her my # and she hasn't called, lol __________________

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Monique Niccole Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: San Francisco Posts: 5,653	Strippers in general will lie to get what they want, but this sounds less like a stripper issue and more like a general 'she didn't call me' issue. I've taken a guy's number before and never called. As a rule, I rarely call guys. I'm sure most guys have done the same thing. It's just the way of the dating world. She's just not that into you.

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