Strippers are liars
 

At first I wasn't gonna post but for some reason, this just popped in my head. Last wk (spur of the moment), I ended up at the local strip club. It's not my thing that much anymore because I've been there done that. I hit one maybe 1 every 2 or 3mths... back to my story. I just planned on having a beer and seeing if I shot anyone there. So, I'm sitting there and this cute blonde sits next to me and we start talking. I know the stripper game and I didn't get a dance... I ended up getting 4 beers and being there for around 2hrs... I even asked her to help me move (bought another house). The convo flowed and it seemed so real, it's crazy! I gave her my # and she hasn't called, lol

Surprise, surprise, surprise :1orglaugh Better luck next time :winkwink:

This is surprising to you?
WG

LOL. what a tool.

lol next time take the dance, atleast you'll get something

I can laugh at myself... all good. I don't have a stick up my ass like many of you :1orglaugh

You cheaped out. I actually have to PAY people to hold conversations like that with me.

at least you did not fell in her game..

That's why they say, "At the stripclub, everybody gets fucked."

wow....i am shocked...thought they always told the truth...lol

Strippers in general will lie to get what they want, but this sounds less like a stripper issue and more like a general 'she didn't call me' issue. I've taken a guy's number before and never called. As a rule, I rarely call guys. I'm sure most guys have done the same thing. It's just the way of the dating world. She's just not that into you. :winkwink:

Are you a hit man?

lol it is just a stripper. move on

maybe she just decided that a guy using the nic of sweetcuties wasn't the "man" for her... :winkwink:

But props on not buying a dance, that is for sure rule #1 for picking up a stripper... :pimp

Strippers lie? Noooooooo

Not all strippers are bad! I went to London a while back and met a cute girl who just worked as a stripper because she needed the money badly. She is a student and so I offered her to send money every month. Now she does not have to work as a stripper any longer and I am looking forward to meeting her again when I am back to London.

Wow, this thread is still going... that's some funny shit.

All good tho :winkwink:

but I always call.. even when it's affter I woke up still drunk off my ass and saw what I woke up next too. I still called her!!

:winkwink:

Nooooooooooo!

Before or after you gnaw your arm off to get away?

hmmmmmmmm... same thing about the nice latina chick I met in Cuba. She was leaning on the wall outside club. Sehe told me she just outside cause she couldn't get in and wanted to know if I could help her out. Now I do it every month

NOT!!! :1orglaugh

and this surprises you? you should have bought bottles of cristal if you wanted her to at least be visually excited about not ever calling you...lol

that's funny and was so foreseeable.

I was thinking of becoming a stripper but if you started sending me money every month you would be stopping me from going down that road of corruption. So how about it?

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Probably should ask her to help you move after you've taken her to dinner a few times... :upsidedow

when they sit down start talking about how broke you are, they'll stop bugging you quick.

all strippers do not lie. If your personality is one that is not dominant then you will be taken advantage of.

and your surprised? go back and see if she even remembers you - chances are you'll have to start from the beginning of the conversation again

This is terrible news... i did not know. LOL

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

write 12 of the 16 digits of your cc on the back of your biz card
there'll be 4 messages by the time you get home from the stripclub

Amen to that :) life would be no fun if you didn't laugh at yourself :1orglaugh