I Killed A Squirrel. - GoFuckYourself.com

Rob · 04-21-2005, 07:19 AM

Little bugger just ran out in front of my car. I didn't even have time to swerve. Little guy was suicidal I guess.

Louis S. Squirrel
2003 - 2005
Rest in Peace

I feel horrible.

Vitasoy · 04-21-2005, 07:23 AM

Did you bury it atleast?

goldmine · 04-21-2005, 07:24 AM

maybe he's depressed of being a squirrel :p :p

sickkittens · 04-21-2005, 07:26 AM

Isn't that a shitty feeling?

Rob · 04-21-2005, 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens

Isn't that a shitty feeling?

It really is. I knew that there was nothing I could do but I had an awful feeling when I saw it curled up in my rear view mirror.

Roald · 04-21-2005, 07:32 AM

RIP homey!

sickkittens · 04-21-2005, 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by HighOnAcid

It really is. I knew that there was nothing I could do but I had an awful feeling when I saw it curled up in my rear view mirror.

On a lighter note, I saved a dog the other day from being eaten.

BuggyG · 04-21-2005, 07:42 AM

you'll burn in hell npoe for sure

the countless amount of porn before was just tip of the iceberg

Tim · 04-21-2005, 11:54 AM

At least he got an epitaph on GFY

Tala · 04-21-2005, 11:56 AM

That sucks. *keeps my flying squirrel in his cage*

Manowar · 04-21-2005, 11:58 AM

the beemer or the hummer? would have made an awful mess with the hummer

Damian_Maxcash · 04-21-2005, 11:58 AM

I hit a cat once.... It took me ages to get over it

I kept thinking of this little old lady waiting for her only friend to come home, putting out little dishes of food for him every night and praying he will come home

Scott McD · 04-21-2005, 12:04 PM

Straight to hell for you i'm afraid...

AdultInsider Cloner · 04-21-2005, 12:07 PM

Hmm, maybe his server just got hacked and he didn't have any of his stuff backed up?

Damian_Maxcash · 04-21-2005, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by AdultInsider Cloner

Hmm, maybe his server just got hacked and he didn't have any of his stuff backed up?

?................

Wiggles · 04-21-2005, 01:26 PM

aww poor squirrel, hope you gave him a good burial.

wdsguy · 04-21-2005, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by AdultInsider Cloner

Hmm, maybe his server just got hacked and he didn't have any of his stuff backed up?

damn you need better jokes

gangbangjoe · 04-21-2005, 01:30 PM

sucicide squirrel ?

evanmorgan · 04-21-2005, 01:32 PM

First your girlfriend is black and blue and now this, i see a pattern emerging!

prezzz · 04-21-2005, 01:34 PM

Every time you kill a squirrel, God masturbates...
...huh?

gunfodder · 04-21-2005, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by prezzz

Every time you kill a squirrel, God masturbates...
...huh?

sorry, but thats funny

Babagirls · 04-21-2005, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evanmorgan

First your girlfriend is black and blue and now this, i see a pattern emerging!

Paraskass · 04-21-2005, 01:43 PM

I killed a chipmunk once...
don't know if it was chip or dale.

Damian_Maxcash · 04-21-2005, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdsguy

damn you need better jokes

Fuck, THAT was joke?..... I thought he had posted in the wrong thread

Rob · 04-21-2005, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar

the beemer or the hummer? would have made an awful mess with the hummer

The Beemer...I can't even afford to drive the H2 anymore.

sweetME · 04-21-2005, 02:25 PM

Poor thing, I hope it wasn't a baby

Downtime · 04-21-2005, 02:29 PM

fuck squirrels! nice job!

onno · 04-21-2005, 04:41 PM

D-Money · 04-21-2005, 05:52 PM

That sucks. Just last night I had a cat run infront of my car, one block from my house.

I slowed down just in time, but this cat was walking so slow I would have for sure hit it if I wasn't the great driver that I am.

When I lived in Cleveland, we had deer walking across the road. Once I got out of the car and chased them into the woods so they wouldn't get hit by other cars. That's how I got the "D" in D-Money. Dances With Deers the indians call me. Or Deer Run Blatt.

alexg · 04-21-2005, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by prezzz

Every time you kill a squirrel, God masturbates...
...huh?

Fresh · 04-21-2005, 05:59 PM

fuck this thread is funny

pxxx · 04-21-2005, 07:21 PM

That happens all the time.

Spunky · 04-21-2005, 07:34 PM

Squirrels are a rodent... a nicer looking rat

Greg Jacobson · 04-21-2005, 08:11 PM

Nice that you named him after he was dead. By the way, how do you know for sure he was a "he"? Did you look for a set of balls?

uno · 04-21-2005, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HighOnAcid

It really is. I knew that there was nothing I could do but I had an awful feeling when I saw it curled up in my rear view mirror.

I've popped tires and almost seriously fucked up my car to avoid hitting animals. I also once hit a deer and it did about 5 grand in damage to my benz. I was so fucking traumatized from hitting the deer. My crazy ass friend went over and snapped its neck so it didn't suffer.

uno · 04-21-2005, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdsguy

damn you need better jokes

Maybe it's funny in German and doesn't translate well.

Stacey_JoinRightNow · 04-21-2005, 10:37 PM

why there are some rude peeps ?

Pete-KT · 04-21-2005, 10:42 PM

oh well he didnt wanna live anymore

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