Going to Tallinn (Estonia) on a 3 day stag today! - GoFuckYourself.com

cafeaulait · 04-21-2005, 04:41 AM

Any tips on stuff to do?

Shoehorn! · 04-21-2005, 04:43 AM

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Originally Posted by cafeaulait

Any tips on stuff to do?

Go eat a Hesburger. Theres a couple good strip clubs there as well, and the mall kicks ass. Tallin is a fucking awesome city, lemme find some pics.

who · 04-21-2005, 04:44 AM

Let me know if you pop down to Riga, Latvia. I'll buy you a few beers

who · 04-21-2005, 04:47 AM

But, Tips for Estonia:
1) Wear very shiny shoes, and expensive, clean clothing.
2) Stop ANY hot girl on the street and speak to her in English, she'll be yours.
3) Don't wander into rundown areas late at night if you're alone.
4) Always keep a little bottle of 'Vanna Tallinn' in your pocket for times when you feel you could be sobering up. Seriously. Try that stuff, it's delicious, and it fucks you up real good

cafeaulait · 04-21-2005, 04:52 AM

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Originally Posted by .?.

But, Tips for Estonia:
1) Wear very shiny shoes, and expensive, clean clothing.
2) Stop ANY hot girl on the street and speak to her in English, she'll be yours.
3) Don't wander into rundown areas late at night if you're alone.
4) Always keep a little bottle of 'Vanna Tallinn' in your pocket for times when you feel you could be sobering up. Seriously. Try that stuff, it's delicious, and it fucks you up real good

Thanks for the tips, a few questions though:

1) Why, I've packed jeans and trainers so far!
2) Cool.
3) Thanks, there's 10 of us but we'll stick to the centre.
4) Sounds fun, what is it and where do I get it?

Shoehorn! · 04-21-2005, 04:54 AM

Here's a few pics from when I was there in July. Going to be there again this summer, and .?., I'll swing by Riga, Latvia if that beer offer is open to everyone.

I just like this pic.

Hesburger, eat there, it kicks ass. This is the one right downtown, across the street from the hotel I'll post in a second. It's a few blocks away from the Tallink and Silja docks.

.?. is right, Estonian girls are great.

Shoehorn! · 04-21-2005, 04:56 AM

I like this pic too, thats the only reason I uploaded it.

Strip club behind an upstairs bowling alley, they open pretty early.

A sex shop right off one of the main streets, theres some hot broads giving nice private dances there.

who · 04-21-2005, 04:57 AM

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Originally Posted by cafeaulait

Thanks for the tips, a few questions though:

1) Why, I've packed jeans and trainers so far!
2) Cool.
3) Thanks, there's 10 of us but we'll stick to the centre.
4) Sounds fun, what is it and where do I get it?

1) You'll look like a sex tourist, only people who charge will be interested. If you wear really decent clothes, they'll think you're a bloody great rich business man. Around here, you're really judged by the clothes you wear, and how you present yourself. People in this part of the world never wear trainers. You'll see that for yourself

2) Right on!
3) Make sure you don't all stick together when you're in a bar, split off and make your group look less intimidating for when you chat to the hotties.
4) It's a nice little drink, you can get it at all grog shops there.

Shoehorn! · 04-21-2005, 04:57 AM

One of the nice hotels, not sure if you've got a place to stay or not, but this place was nice. It's connected to the mall, which is one of the nicest malls I've ever been to.

This is an old Soviet hotel I was told, it looks pretty fucking cool, so heres a picture of it.

who · 04-21-2005, 05:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn

Here's a few pics from when I was there in July. Going to be there again this summer, and .?., I'll swing by Riga, Latvia if that beer offer is open to everyone.

Yup, absolutely.

cafeaulait · 04-21-2005, 05:07 AM

Thanks for the tips and pics guys, I can't wait to get there now!

Shoehorn! · 04-21-2005, 05:09 AM

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Originally Posted by cafeaulait

Thanks for the tips and pics guys, I can't wait to get there now!

Where are you from?

cafeaulait · 04-21-2005, 05:12 AM

UK (I need to make this post +8 letters)

Shoehorn! · 04-21-2005, 05:14 AM

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Originally Posted by cafeaulait

UK (I need to make this post +8 letters)

Ah, awesome. Have fun in Estonia and be sure to take some pics.

swedguy · 04-21-2005, 05:49 AM

Hookers and lots of it

Jakke PNG · 04-21-2005, 06:00 AM

Hesburger.. lol.
It's a finnish burgerchain.. They drown the burgers in various mayos.

04-21-2005, 04:41 AM	#1
cafeaulait Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 587	Going to Tallinn (Estonia) on a 3 day stag today! Any tips on stuff to do?

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Shoehorn! Die With Your Boots On Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Hawaii Posts: 22,872	Here's a few pics from when I was there in July. Going to be there again this summer, and .?., I'll swing by Riga, Latvia if that beer offer is open to everyone. I just like this pic. Hesburger, eat there, it kicks ass. This is the one right downtown, across the street from the hotel I'll post in a second. It's a few blocks away from the Tallink and Silja docks. .?. is right, Estonian girls are great. __________________

04-21-2005, 04:56 AM	#7
Shoehorn! Die With Your Boots On Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Hawaii Posts: 22,872	I like this pic too, thats the only reason I uploaded it. Strip club behind an upstairs bowling alley, they open pretty early. A sex shop right off one of the main streets, theres some hot broads giving nice private dances there. __________________

04-21-2005, 04:57 AM	#9
Shoehorn! Die With Your Boots On Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Hawaii Posts: 22,872	One of the nice hotels, not sure if you've got a place to stay or not, but this place was nice. It's connected to the mall, which is one of the nicest malls I've ever been to. This is an old Soviet hotel I was told, it looks pretty fucking cool, so heres a picture of it. __________________

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Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	Hesburger.. lol. It's a finnish burgerchain.. They drown the burgers in various mayos. __________________ ..and I'm off.

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who So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ICQ #23642053 Posts: 19,593	Let me know if you pop down to Riga, Latvia. I'll buy you a few beers

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who So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ICQ #23642053 Posts: 19,593	But, Tips for Estonia: 1) Wear very shiny shoes, and expensive, clean clothing. 2) Stop ANY hot girl on the street and speak to her in English, she'll be yours. 3) Don't wander into rundown areas late at night if you're alone. 4) Always keep a little bottle of 'Vanna Tallinn' in your pocket for times when you feel you could be sobering up. Seriously. Try that stuff, it's delicious, and it fucks you up real good

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