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cafeaulait 04-21-2005 04:41 AM

Going to Tallinn (Estonia) on a 3 day stag today!
 
Any tips on stuff to do? :pimp

Shoehorn! 04-21-2005 04:43 AM

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Originally Posted by cafeaulait
Any tips on stuff to do? :pimp

Go eat a Hesburger. Theres a couple good strip clubs there as well, and the mall kicks ass. Tallin is a fucking awesome city, lemme find some pics.

who 04-21-2005 04:44 AM

Let me know if you pop down to Riga, Latvia. I'll buy you a few beers :)

who 04-21-2005 04:47 AM

But, Tips for Estonia:
1) Wear very shiny shoes, and expensive, clean clothing.
2) Stop ANY hot girl on the street and speak to her in English, she'll be yours.
3) Don't wander into rundown areas late at night if you're alone.
4) Always keep a little bottle of 'Vanna Tallinn' in your pocket for times when you feel you could be sobering up. Seriously. Try that stuff, it's delicious, and it fucks you up real good :)

cafeaulait 04-21-2005 04:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by .?.
But, Tips for Estonia:
1) Wear very shiny shoes, and expensive, clean clothing.
2) Stop ANY hot girl on the street and speak to her in English, she'll be yours.
3) Don't wander into rundown areas late at night if you're alone.
4) Always keep a little bottle of 'Vanna Tallinn' in your pocket for times when you feel you could be sobering up. Seriously. Try that stuff, it's delicious, and it fucks you up real good :)

Thanks for the tips, a few questions though:

1) Why, I've packed jeans and trainers so far!
2) Cool.
3) Thanks, there's 10 of us but we'll stick to the centre.
4) Sounds fun, what is it and where do I get it?

Shoehorn! 04-21-2005 04:54 AM

Here's a few pics from when I was there in July. Going to be there again this summer, and .?., I'll swing by Riga, Latvia if that beer offer is open to everyone. :)

I just like this pic.
http://www.johnnyshoehorn.com/hotlink/est01.jpg

Hesburger, eat there, it kicks ass. This is the one right downtown, across the street from the hotel I'll post in a second. It's a few blocks away from the Tallink and Silja docks.
http://www.johnnyshoehorn.com/hotlink/est02.jpg

.?. is right, Estonian girls are great.
http://www.johnnyshoehorn.com/hotlink/est03.jpg

Shoehorn! 04-21-2005 04:56 AM

I like this pic too, thats the only reason I uploaded it. :thumbsup
http://www.johnnyshoehorn.com/hotlink/est04.jpg

Strip club behind an upstairs bowling alley, they open pretty early.
http://www.johnnyshoehorn.com/hotlink/est05.jpg

A sex shop right off one of the main streets, theres some hot broads giving nice private dances there.
http://www.johnnyshoehorn.com/hotlink/est06.jpg

who 04-21-2005 04:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cafeaulait
Thanks for the tips, a few questions though:

1) Why, I've packed jeans and trainers so far!
2) Cool.
3) Thanks, there's 10 of us but we'll stick to the centre.
4) Sounds fun, what is it and where do I get it?

1) You'll look like a sex tourist, only people who charge will be interested. If you wear really decent clothes, they'll think you're a bloody great rich business man. Around here, you're really judged by the clothes you wear, and how you present yourself. People in this part of the world never wear trainers. You'll see that for yourself :)
2) Right on!
3) Make sure you don't all stick together when you're in a bar, split off and make your group look less intimidating for when you chat to the hotties.
4) It's a nice little drink, you can get it at all grog shops there.

http://www.liviko.ee/failid/vana_tallinn_bg_red.jpg

Shoehorn! 04-21-2005 04:57 AM

One of the nice hotels, not sure if you've got a place to stay or not, but this place was nice. It's connected to the mall, which is one of the nicest malls I've ever been to.
http://www.johnnyshoehorn.com/hotlink/est07.jpg

This is an old Soviet hotel I was told, it looks pretty fucking cool, so heres a picture of it. :thumbsup

http://www.johnnyshoehorn.com/hotlink/est08.jpg

who 04-21-2005 05:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shoehorn
Here's a few pics from when I was there in July. Going to be there again this summer, and .?., I'll swing by Riga, Latvia if that beer offer is open to everyone. :)

Yup, absolutely. :drinkup

cafeaulait 04-21-2005 05:07 AM

Thanks for the tips and pics guys, I can't wait to get there now! :thumbsup

Shoehorn! 04-21-2005 05:09 AM

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Originally Posted by cafeaulait
Thanks for the tips and pics guys, I can't wait to get there now! :thumbsup

Where are you from?

cafeaulait 04-21-2005 05:12 AM

UK (I need to make this post +8 letters)

Shoehorn! 04-21-2005 05:14 AM

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Originally Posted by cafeaulait
UK (I need to make this post +8 letters)

Ah, awesome. Have fun in Estonia and be sure to take some pics. :thumbsup

swedguy 04-21-2005 05:49 AM

Hookers and lots of it :)

Jakke PNG 04-21-2005 06:00 AM

Hesburger.. lol.
It's a finnish burgerchain.. They drown the burgers in various mayos.


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