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Rob · 04-20-2005, 08:25 PM

She's banged up from a "girl's night out" gone massively wrong. I had no hand (no pun intended) in her black eye and busted lip. A bunch of drunken women getting out of control, one thing leads to another and she's busted up. No big deal.

Or is it?

So we stop in several stores and people are giving me the stink eye to the 10th degree. Looking at her, looking at me, looking back at her and then giving her that, "You need to seek help. Get away from this animal" head shake. Even though I have never laid a hand on a woman in a violent way, every person we came across today passed judgement as if they were God themselves.

It's sickening but also kind of funny when I think about it. I just love it how everyone thinks they know the entire story 100% of the time but in reality don't know shit all of the time. Pretty much sums up 90% of the population.

jonpotz · 04-20-2005, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by HighOnAcid

She's banged up from a "girl's night out" gone massively wrong. I had no hand (no pun intended) in her black eye and busted lip. A bunch of drunken women getting out of control, one thing leads to another and she's busted up. No big deal.

Or is it?

So we stop in several stores and people are giving me the stink eye to the 10th degree. Looking at her, looking at me, looking back at her and then giving her that, "You need to seek help. Get away from this animal" head shake. Even though I have never laid a hand on a woman in a violent way, every person we came across today passed judgement as if they were God themselves.

It's sickening but also kind of funny when I think about it. I just love it how everyone thinks they know the entire story 100% of the time but in reality don't know shit all of the time. Pretty much sums up 90% of the population.

likely story acid...likely story...

Screaming · 04-20-2005, 08:27 PM

yikes dude, sad it is and yet apart of life

Rorschach · 04-20-2005, 08:27 PM

God damn, take that bitch home and smack the shit out of her for embaressing you like that.

pxxx · 04-20-2005, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Rorschach

God damn, take that bitch home and smack the shit out of her for embaressing you like that.

Sounds like a true pimp.

sniperwolf · 04-20-2005, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Rorschach

God damn, take that bitch home and smack the shit out of her for embaressing you like that.

lol

yeah, people are very judgemental...funny situation you got there huh

wjxxx · 04-20-2005, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Rorschach

God damn, take that bitch home and smack the shit out of her for embaressing you like that.

jonesy · 04-20-2005, 08:37 PM

your reply should have been

"you should see what happnes when she doesnt listen"

similar thing happend to me a couple of times - nose jobs - i played it up as if i did hit her. yelling in the store ect. and yes the girls where in on it too.

ronaldo · 04-20-2005, 08:41 PM

That shit pisses me off. Fucking busy bodies.

You SHOULD have looked at them and said, "You want some of that too?"

Edit-I say that because I feel funny when I give me son or daughter a hug or kiss in public. I shouldn't, but society makes us feel that way. Not to mention if they've got a black eye or something, like YOU went through.

Wiggles · 04-20-2005, 08:46 PM

do shit like that and you'll likely have the cops there though from some concerned woman.

ronaldo · 04-20-2005, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Wiggles

do shit like that and you'll likely have the cops there though from some concerned woman.

haha, and the nosy sales clerk might learn a valuable lesson when the girlfriend tells the police what really happened.

abadfish · 04-20-2005, 10:37 PM

How does a girl go out with her friends and get a busted lip and black eye? Sounds a bit odd to me...

hydro · 04-20-2005, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by abadfish

How does a girl go out with her friends and get a busted lip and black eye? Sounds a bit odd to me...

Youve never been in a lesbian orgy? Elbows and knees are flying around all over

RAM · 04-20-2005, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by HighOnAcid

She's banged up from a "girl's night out" gone massively wrong. I had no hand (no pun intended) in her black eye and busted lip. A bunch of drunken women getting out of control, one thing leads to another and she's busted up. No big deal.

Or is it?

So we stop in several stores and people are giving me the stink eye to the 10th degree. Looking at her, looking at me, looking back at her and then giving her that, "You need to seek help. Get away from this animal" head shake. Even though I have never laid a hand on a woman in a violent way, every person we came across today passed judgement as if they were God themselves.

It's sickening but also kind of funny when I think about it. I just love it how everyone thinks they know the entire story 100% of the time but in reality don't know shit all of the time. Pretty much sums up 90% of the population.

Ok well that sucks...yes it's true.

Now tell us something good like what happen on Girls Night Out and why your Chic is all Busted up ??

bdld · 04-20-2005, 11:21 PM

like an i love lucy episode once said, nobody ever believes the real story of a black eye.

xclusive · 04-20-2005, 11:25 PM

That sucks sort of like the time I took my wife to the doctor for a routine exam and the doctor asked me to step out then my wife tells me that the doctor asked if I was abusing here. She had a bruise on her knee and the doctor jumped to that conclusion my wifes like 4'10" and i'm 6'7" 300+ pounds think there would be more than a bruised knee if I was a bad man.

cyberdudex · 04-20-2005, 11:26 PM

Babaganoosh · 04-20-2005, 11:32 PM

I had a girlfriend that I was with for a LONG time. She played softball on a coed team every year and she was a terrible player. One year she caught a line drive in the face and ended up with a massive bruise on her cheek and an eye almost completely swollen shut. I caught the same kind of looks and it was ALWAYS from women. I actually had a woman squint and shake her head at me in the grocery store. Nosy bitches.

SmokeyTheBear · 04-20-2005, 11:42 PM

Thats funny shit.. My girlfriend walked into the back of my hand about 3 or 4 times in a row onetime and people were giving me evil looks too. damn nosy fucks

Monique Niccole · 04-20-2005, 11:48 PM

You guys should have milked it for your own amusement. Whenever you notice some nosey old biddy giving you the evil eye, grab your girl by the arm and give her a little shake like you're pissed off. Have her flinch and duck away every time you make a quick move.

riddler · 04-20-2005, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

Thats funny shit.. My girlfriend walked into the back of my hand about 3 or 4 times in a row onetime and people were giving me evil looks too. damn nosy fucks

I dont usally laugh at much at threads on GFY but this one is funny as fuck

Thanks for the good laugh out of the thousands of threads with useless humor.

Manowar · 04-20-2005, 11:59 PM

Acid you monster

04-20-2005, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Rorschach

God damn, take that bitch home and smack the shit out of her for embaressing you like that.

SmokeyTheBear · 04-21-2005, 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by MrC

I dont usally laugh at much at threads on GFY but this one is funny as fuck

Thanks for the good laugh out of the thousands of threads with useless humor.

heh

You should see the looks i get when she falls on my lit cigarette AFTER running into the back of my hand several times ( she has a bad habit of it )

riddler · 04-21-2005, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

heh

You should see the looks i get when she falls on my lit cigarette AFTER running into the back of my hand several times ( she has a bad habit of it )

*Cracks a paps blue ribon beer to that*
Good times, Good times, I'll be back got to wash my white wife beater shirts, trying to get the pizza sauce stains out of them!

VeriSexy · 04-21-2005, 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Rorschach

God damn, take that bitch home and smack the shit out of her for embaressing you like that.

That really cracked me up

riddler · 04-21-2005, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by VeriSexy

That really cracked me up

lol, this whole thread cracked me up.

MrJackMeHoff · 04-21-2005, 01:45 AM

she prolly got smacked around by her other boyfriend.. Your not too bright are you?

escorpio · 04-21-2005, 02:52 AM

Get a t-shirt that says "Bitch Had It Coming"

stev0 · 04-21-2005, 02:56 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

Get a t-shirt that says "Bitch Had It Coming"

lol, that'd be awsome...

reynold · 04-21-2005, 04:10 AM

well, what can I say, that's life.

Shoehorn! · 04-21-2005, 04:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Rorschach

God damn, take that bitch home and smack the shit out of her for embaressing you like that.

Herb Kornfield · 04-21-2005, 05:32 AM

Really throw the onlookers for a loop and this works for non-busted babes to send a shiver up people's spines.... As loud as you can say it:

"I dont care what anyone thinks anymore..... So what You are my sister, I love you and we will be together forever and last night when you touched me down below like that with your tounge, I knew you wanted me too" ... Finish up with a big sloppy kiss....

I did that once at a dairy queen in a insanely long line to my wife... The people in line in front of us fucking LEFT with their kids immediately..... Almost all conversation stopped around us.... My wife has a pretty cool sense of humor and played along.

Nothing is more fun than disrupting other folks reality for laughs.

Doc911 · 04-21-2005, 06:48 AM

We've had the same thing happen. My wife smacked her eye on a bird house that was hanging in the yard. It hardly phased her when it happened but the next morning she had a real shinner. Everybody and I mean everybody was staring at her and then me when we went to the store to go shopping. I feel for you man. People suck sometimes.

EddiePulp · 04-21-2005, 06:56 AM

sadly enough though, its more times than NOT. That, that would be the case...

HpicAnn · 04-21-2005, 06:58 AM

nice story, thanks for sharing....

Rui · 04-21-2005, 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

Get a t-shirt that says "Bitch Had It Coming"

hahaha that would be amazing

TehKinkyHotness · 04-21-2005, 07:03 AM

" Pretty much sums up 90% of the population." I disagree... more like 99.99999% of the pop. When those people start shaking they're heads at you again i would just say "fuck you playa!"

Rob · 04-21-2005, 07:09 AM

I'll just have some of my buddies whip my ass proper so when people stare I can say, "Hey, at least she won!"

People are way too judgmental nowadays...it reallly sucks.

Ogix · 04-21-2005, 07:11 AM

PIMP

MandyBlake · 04-21-2005, 07:56 AM

oh man i would be soo embarrassed.

Greg Jacobson · 04-21-2005, 01:06 PM

Were you wearing a white tank top?

DarkJedi · 04-21-2005, 01:14 PM

just give her a shove and say "get a move on hoe"

Or... "you want me to hit you again?"

evanmorgan · 04-21-2005, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by jonpotz

likely story acid...likely story...

hahahaha

axelcat · 04-21-2005, 01:22 PM

dont ever judge a book by its cover

RisqueWritings · 04-21-2005, 01:26 PM

The other day I was digging around in the tool box getting a screwdriver to fix my bed. My boyfriend was trying to help and the claw of the hammer ended up busting my lip open. Everyone gave me shit for it (especially since I was stupid 14 years ago and was in a very abusive relationship)... nonetheless, it's funny how people look at things.

When people would ask (that I knew of course) I'd say "My boyfriend told me I fell down the stairs" ;)

The look of shock on their face as I was cracking up was priceless.

sweetME · 04-21-2005, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Greg Jacobson

Were you wearing a white tank top?

That would be funny

Babagirls · 04-21-2005, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

Get a t-shirt that says "Bitch Had It Coming"

im a female even i laughed at this idea

04-20-2005, 08:25 PM	#1
Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	I take my girlfriend to the mall and... She's banged up from a "girl's night out" gone massively wrong. I had no hand (no pun intended) in her black eye and busted lip. A bunch of drunken women getting out of control, one thing leads to another and she's busted up. No big deal. Or is it? So we stop in several stores and people are giving me the stink eye to the 10th degree. Looking at her, looking at me, looking back at her and then giving her that, "You need to seek help. Get away from this animal" head shake. Even though I have never laid a hand on a woman in a violent way, every person we came across today passed judgement as if they were God themselves. It's sickening but also kind of funny when I think about it. I just love it how everyone thinks they know the entire story 100% of the time but in reality don't know shit all of the time. Pretty much sums up 90% of the population. __________________

04-20-2005, 08:27 PM	#3
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jonesy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 6,688	your reply should have been "you should see what happnes when she doesnt listen" similar thing happend to me a couple of times - nose jobs - i played it up as if i did hit her. yelling in the store ect. and yes the girls where in on it too. __________________ . Shooting Bikini Girls

04-20-2005, 08:41 PM	#9
ronaldo Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: ICQ#: 272000271 Posts: 5,475	That shit pisses me off. Fucking busy bodies. You SHOULD have looked at them and said, "You want some of that too?" Edit-I say that because I feel funny when I give me son or daughter a hug or kiss in public. I shouldn't, but society makes us feel that way. Not to mention if they've got a black eye or something, like YOU went through. Last edited by ronaldo; 04-20-2005 at 08:44 PM..

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abadfish Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: WA Posts: 1,482	How does a girl go out with her friends and get a busted lip and black eye? Sounds a bit odd to me...

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xclusive Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 35,218	That sucks sort of like the time I took my wife to the doctor for a routine exam and the doctor asked me to step out then my wife tells me that the doctor asked if I was abusing here. She had a bruise on her knee and the doctor jumped to that conclusion my wifes like 4'10" and i'm 6'7" 300+ pounds think there would be more than a bruised knee if I was a bad man. __________________ I support MediumPimpin.com / Shemp's Outlawtgp.com /

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SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	Thats funny shit.. My girlfriend walked into the back of my hand about 3 or 4 times in a row onetime and people were giving me evil looks too. damn nosy fucks __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

04-20-2005, 11:48 PM	#20
Monique Niccole Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: San Francisco Posts: 5,653	You guys should have milked it for your own amusement. Whenever you notice some nosey old biddy giving you the evil eye, grab your girl by the arm and give her a little shake like you're pissed off. Have her flinch and duck away every time you make a quick move.

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Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	Really throw the onlookers for a loop and this works for non-busted babes to send a shiver up people's spines.... As loud as you can say it: "I dont care what anyone thinks anymore..... So what You are my sister, I love you and we will be together forever and last night when you touched me down below like that with your tounge, I knew you wanted me too" ... Finish up with a big sloppy kiss.... I did that once at a dairy queen in a insanely long line to my wife... The people in line in front of us fucking LEFT with their kids immediately..... Almost all conversation stopped around us.... My wife has a pretty cool sense of humor and played along. Nothing is more fun than disrupting other folks reality for laughs.

04-21-2005, 06:48 AM	#34
Doc911 Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: If i was up your ass you'd know Posts: 3,695	We've had the same thing happen. My wife smacked her eye on a bird house that was hanging in the yard. It hardly phased her when it happened but the next morning she had a real shinner. Everybody and I mean everybody was staring at her and then me when we went to the store to go shopping. I feel for you man. People suck sometimes. __________________ For PHP/MySQL scripts ICQ 161480555 or email [email protected]

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TehKinkyHotness Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 533	" Pretty much sums up 90% of the population." I disagree... more like 99.99999% of the pop. When those people start shaking they're heads at you again i would just say "fuck you playa!"

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Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	I'll just have some of my buddies whip my ass proper so when people stare I can say, "Hey, at least she won!" People are way too judgmental nowadays...it reallly sucks. __________________

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DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	just give her a shove and say "get a move on hoe" Or... "you want me to hit you again?"

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RisqueWritings Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Huntington Beach, CA Posts: 628	The other day I was digging around in the tool box getting a screwdriver to fix my bed. My boyfriend was trying to help and the claw of the hammer ended up busting my lip open. Everyone gave me shit for it (especially since I was stupid 14 years ago and was in a very abusive relationship)... nonetheless, it's funny how people look at things. When people would ask (that I knew of course) I'd say "My boyfriend told me I fell down the stairs" ;) The look of shock on their face as I was cracking up was priceless. __________________ -Risque aka Kris