I take my girlfriend to the mall and...
 

She's banged up from a "girl's night out" gone massively wrong. I had no hand (no pun intended) in her black eye and busted lip. A bunch of drunken women getting out of control, one thing leads to another and she's busted up. No big deal.

Or is it?

So we stop in several stores and people are giving me the stink eye to the 10th degree. Looking at her, looking at me, looking back at her and then giving her that, "You need to seek help. Get away from this animal" head shake. Even though I have never laid a hand on a woman in a violent way, every person we came across today passed judgement as if they were God themselves.

It's sickening but also kind of funny when I think about it. I just love it how everyone thinks they know the entire story 100% of the time but in reality don't know shit all of the time. Pretty much sums up 90% of the population.

likely story acid...likely story...

yikes dude, sad it is and yet apart of life

God damn, take that bitch home and smack the shit out of her for embaressing you like that. :mad:

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Sounds like a true pimp.

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yeah, people are very judgemental...funny situation you got there huh

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your reply should have been

"you should see what happnes when she doesnt listen"

similar thing happend to me a couple of times - nose jobs - i played it up as if i did hit her. yelling in the store ect. and yes the girls where in on it too.

That shit pisses me off. Fucking busy bodies.

You SHOULD have looked at them and said, "You want some of that too?"

Edit-I say that because I feel funny when I give me son or daughter a hug or kiss in public. I shouldn't, but society makes us feel that way. Not to mention if they've got a black eye or something, like YOU went through.

do shit like that and you'll likely have the cops there though from some concerned woman.

haha, and the nosy sales clerk might learn a valuable lesson when the girlfriend tells the police what really happened.

How does a girl go out with her friends and get a busted lip and black eye? Sounds a bit odd to me...

Youve never been in a lesbian orgy? Elbows and knees are flying around all over :(

Ok well that sucks...yes it's true.

Now tell us something good like what happen on Girls Night Out and why your Chic is all Busted up ??

like an i love lucy episode once said, nobody ever believes the real story of a black eye.

That sucks sort of like the time I took my wife to the doctor for a routine exam and the doctor asked me to step out then my wife tells me that the doctor asked if I was abusing here. She had a bruise on her knee and the doctor jumped to that conclusion my wifes like 4'10" and i'm 6'7" 300+ pounds think there would be more than a bruised knee if I was a bad man.

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I had a girlfriend that I was with for a LONG time. She played softball on a coed team every year and she was a terrible player. One year she caught a line drive in the face and ended up with a massive bruise on her cheek and an eye almost completely swollen shut. I caught the same kind of looks and it was ALWAYS from women. I actually had a woman squint and shake her head at me in the grocery store. Nosy bitches.

Thats funny shit.. My girlfriend walked into the back of my hand about 3 or 4 times in a row onetime and people were giving me evil looks too. damn nosy fucks

You guys should have milked it for your own amusement. Whenever you notice some nosey old biddy giving you the evil eye, grab your girl by the arm and give her a little shake like you're pissed off. Have her flinch and duck away every time you make a quick move.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh I dont usally laugh at much at threads on GFY but this one is funny as fuck :1orglaugh Thanks for the good laugh out of the thousands of threads with useless humor.

Acid you monster

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You should see the looks i get when she falls on my lit cigarette AFTER running into the back of my hand several times ( she has a bad habit of it )

*Cracks a paps blue ribon beer to that*
Good times, Good times, I'll be back got to wash my white wife beater shirts, trying to get the pizza sauce stains out of them!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh That really cracked me up

lol, this whole thread cracked me up.

she prolly got smacked around by her other boyfriend.. Your not too bright are you?

Get a t-shirt that says "Bitch Had It Coming"

lol, that'd be awsome...

well, what can I say, that's life.

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Really throw the onlookers for a loop and this works for non-busted babes to send a shiver up people's spines.... As loud as you can say it:

"I dont care what anyone thinks anymore..... So what You are my sister, I love you and we will be together forever and last night when you touched me down below like that with your tounge, I knew you wanted me too" ... Finish up with a big sloppy kiss....

I did that once at a dairy queen in a insanely long line to my wife... The people in line in front of us fucking LEFT with their kids immediately..... Almost all conversation stopped around us.... My wife has a pretty cool sense of humor and played along.

Nothing is more fun than disrupting other folks reality for laughs.

We've had the same thing happen. My wife smacked her eye on a bird house that was hanging in the yard. It hardly phased her when it happened but the next morning she had a real shinner. Everybody and I mean everybody was staring at her and then me when we went to the store to go shopping. I feel for you man. People suck sometimes.

sadly enough though, its more times than NOT. That, that would be the case...

nice story, thanks for sharing....

hahaha that would be amazing :1orglaugh

" Pretty much sums up 90% of the population." I disagree... more like 99.99999% of the pop. When those people start shaking they're heads at you again i would just say "fuck you playa!"

I'll just have some of my buddies whip my ass proper so when people stare I can say, "Hey, at least she won!"

People are way too judgmental nowadays...it reallly sucks.

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oh man i would be soo embarrassed.

Were you wearing a white tank top?

just give her a shove and say "get a move on hoe"

Or... "you want me to hit you again?"

hahahaha

dont ever judge a book by its cover

The other day I was digging around in the tool box getting a screwdriver to fix my bed. My boyfriend was trying to help and the claw of the hammer ended up busting my lip open. Everyone gave me shit for it (especially since I was stupid 14 years ago and was in a very abusive relationship)... nonetheless, it's funny how people look at things.

When people would ask (that I knew of course) I'd say "My boyfriend told me I fell down the stairs" ;)

The look of shock on their face as I was cracking up was priceless.

That would be funny :1orglaugh

im a female even i laughed at this idea :1orglaugh :1orglaugh