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ProjectNaked · 04-19-2005, 10:42 PM

Knew it would happen sooner or later, 156 sales and now a rubber check.

nofx · 04-19-2005, 10:43 PM

mail a bomb to a the address on the check

problem solved

Pete-KT · 04-19-2005, 10:43 PM

from who?\

ProjectNaked · 04-19-2005, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete-KT

from who?\

customer, (subscription)

Mike Okitch · 04-19-2005, 10:58 PM

Get them a nice bag of dog shit delivered fresh and steamy to their door.

http://www.dogdoo.com/

V_RocKs · 04-19-2005, 11:15 PM

Send them a christmas card with a picture of their kid eating lunch at school. People love these kinds of things.

Rorschach · 04-19-2005, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs

Send them a christmas card with a picture of their kid eating lunch at school. People love these kinds of things.

haha

Vitasoy · 04-20-2005, 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Okitch

Get them a nice bag of dog shit delivered fresh and steamy to their door.

http://www.dogdoo.com/

I was thinking the same thing

EscortBiz · 04-20-2005, 12:48 AM

part of being in business wallmart gets bad checks too

leg4 · 04-20-2005, 01:01 AM

correct the problem... it happens...

hydro · 04-20-2005, 03:56 AM

I usually call them up and demand phone sex or a valid check

Ogix · 04-20-2005, 04:06 AM

fuck them...

PatrickKing · 04-20-2005, 04:21 AM

You will see many more along the way.Unfortunately its part of the game

Basic_man · 04-20-2005, 04:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Okitch

Get them a nice bag of dog shit delivered fresh and steamy to their door.

http://www.dogdoo.com/

Mouhahaha, this is too funny :P

Mefo · 04-20-2005, 04:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Okitch

Get them a nice bag of dog shit delivered fresh and steamy to their door.

http://www.dogdoo.com/

lol anyone tried this?

Major (Tom) · 04-20-2005, 04:43 AM

dont feel bad. I had 14 today.
Duke

JoeA · 04-20-2005, 06:28 AM

PatrickKing is 100% correct...

99% of check sign up's to my sites bounce ... If you have options for 3 and 6 months memberships... That's what the surfer will go for. I was on ICQ to one of the processors about this the other day, as we know why and how this happens. There is a trick savvy surfers know and use to get a few days free access to a site but hopefully this will be plugged in the near future.

It may mean that surfers will have to wait for the check to clear before receiving their log in details, but for the number of surfers who currently use this method, a loss of new sign up's due to this will be better than seeing a check bounce...

ProjectNaked · 04-20-2005, 06:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoeA

PatrickKing is 100% correct...

99% of check sign up's to my sites bounce ... If you have options for 3 and 6 months memberships... That's what the surfer will go for. I was on ICQ to one of the processors about this the other day, as we know why and how this happens. There is a trick savvy surfers know and use to get a few days free access to a site but hopefully this will be plugged in the near future.

It may mean that surfers will have to wait for the check to clear before receiving their log in details, but for the number of surfers who currently use this method, a loss of new sign up's due to this will be better than seeing a check bounce...

I agree with the "holding period" - hopefully soon the time it takes to verify the funds can be brought down to a few minutes.

adamneve · 04-20-2005, 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Okitch

Get them a nice bag of dog shit delivered fresh and steamy to their door.

http://www.dogdoo.com/

i can smell it until here

iwantchixx · 04-20-2005, 07:20 AM

It's just part of the biz. Just don't make the same mistake I did by not leaving a buffer in the bank to cover bounced checks. I'm one who always keeps my money locked tight at home and I got a check from a sponsor that bounced (was a banking error on the bank's part) and my account got frozen until I could pay the bank the money. All the money I had left was in check form, thus I couldn't cash the checks to cover it. What a mess it was.

Relish XXX · 04-20-2005, 07:31 AM

I had an idea how the fraud could be stopped. You set up a voice mail system that can only be accessed if the caller doesnt have their caller id hidden. The person has to call the number and they listen to the message which gives them a code that they enter into password style box on the page before it lets them go through to the check page.

This would scare 90% of the surfers who are going to commit fraud off.

GeorgeK · 04-20-2005, 09:05 AM

Called id can be easily spoofed, so is a very insecure method of authentication. See:

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...oogle+Sear ch

pstation · 04-20-2005, 09:14 AM

Get an 1-800 # so you can use ANI

Dalai lama · 04-20-2005, 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vitasoy

I was thinking the same thing

Me too

Relish XXX · 04-20-2005, 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GeorgeK

Called id can be easily spoofed, so is a very insecure method of authentication. See:

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...oogle+Sear ch

Not alot of people know how to do it. If you could cut down 50% of the check fraud by doing my idea you can then look at other way to remove the remaining 50%.

Downtime · 04-20-2005, 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Okitch

Get them a nice bag of dog shit delivered fresh and steamy to their door.

http://www.dogdoo.com/

It's "hand crafted" too! How the fuck did you find that site haha?

WebTitan · 04-20-2005, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Okitch

Get them a nice bag of dog shit delivered fresh and steamy to their door.

http://www.dogdoo.com/

oh man, what an awesome idea!

04-19-2005, 10:42 PM	#1
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