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ProjectNaked 04-19-2005 10:42 PM

We Got Our FIRST RETURNED CHECK Today....
 
Knew it would happen sooner or later, 156 sales and now a rubber check.

:mad:

nofx 04-19-2005 10:43 PM

mail a bomb to a the address on the check

problem solved

Pete-KT 04-19-2005 10:43 PM

from who?\

ProjectNaked 04-19-2005 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete-KT
from who?\

customer, (subscription)

Mike Okitch 04-19-2005 10:58 PM

Get them a nice bag of dog shit delivered fresh and steamy to their door.

http://www.dogdoo.com/

V_RocKs 04-19-2005 11:15 PM

Send them a christmas card with a picture of their kid eating lunch at school. People love these kinds of things.

Rorschach 04-19-2005 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs
Send them a christmas card with a picture of their kid eating lunch at school. People love these kinds of things.

haha :1orglaugh

Vitasoy 04-20-2005 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Okitch
Get them a nice bag of dog shit delivered fresh and steamy to their door.

http://www.dogdoo.com/

I was thinking the same thing :winkwink:

EscortBiz 04-20-2005 12:48 AM

part of being in business wallmart gets bad checks too

leg4 04-20-2005 01:01 AM

correct the problem... it happens...

hydro 04-20-2005 03:56 AM

I usually call them up and demand phone sex or a valid check

Ogix 04-20-2005 04:06 AM

fuck them...

PatrickKing 04-20-2005 04:21 AM

You will see many more along the way.Unfortunately its part of the game :)

Basic_man 04-20-2005 04:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Okitch
Get them a nice bag of dog shit delivered fresh and steamy to their door.

http://www.dogdoo.com/

Mouhahaha, this is too funny :P

Mefo 04-20-2005 04:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Okitch
Get them a nice bag of dog shit delivered fresh and steamy to their door.

http://www.dogdoo.com/


lol anyone tried this?

Major (Tom) 04-20-2005 04:43 AM

dont feel bad. I had 14 today.
Duke

JoeA 04-20-2005 06:28 AM

Bouncing Checks
 
PatrickKing is 100% correct...

99% of check sign up's to my sites bounce ... If you have options for 3 and 6 months memberships... That's what the surfer will go for. I was on ICQ to one of the processors about this the other day, as we know why and how this happens. There is a trick savvy surfers know and use to get a few days free access to a site but hopefully this will be plugged in the near future.

It may mean that surfers will have to wait for the check to clear before receiving their log in details, but for the number of surfers who currently use this method, a loss of new sign up's due to this will be better than seeing a check bounce...

ProjectNaked 04-20-2005 06:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoeA
PatrickKing is 100% correct...

99% of check sign up's to my sites bounce ... If you have options for 3 and 6 months memberships... That's what the surfer will go for. I was on ICQ to one of the processors about this the other day, as we know why and how this happens. There is a trick savvy surfers know and use to get a few days free access to a site but hopefully this will be plugged in the near future.

It may mean that surfers will have to wait for the check to clear before receiving their log in details, but for the number of surfers who currently use this method, a loss of new sign up's due to this will be better than seeing a check bounce...

I agree with the "holding period" - hopefully soon the time it takes to verify the funds can be brought down to a few minutes.

adamneve 04-20-2005 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Okitch
Get them a nice bag of dog shit delivered fresh and steamy to their door.

http://www.dogdoo.com/

i can smell it until here :1orglaugh

iwantchixx 04-20-2005 07:20 AM

It's just part of the biz. Just don't make the same mistake I did by not leaving a buffer in the bank to cover bounced checks. I'm one who always keeps my money locked tight at home and I got a check from a sponsor that bounced (was a banking error on the bank's part) and my account got frozen until I could pay the bank the money. All the money I had left was in check form, thus I couldn't cash the checks to cover it. What a mess it was.

Relish XXX 04-20-2005 07:31 AM

I had an idea how the fraud could be stopped. You set up a voice mail system that can only be accessed if the caller doesnt have their caller id hidden. The person has to call the number and they listen to the message which gives them a code that they enter into password style box on the page before it lets them go through to the check page.

This would scare 90% of the surfers who are going to commit fraud off.

GeorgeK 04-20-2005 09:05 AM

Called id can be easily spoofed, so is a very insecure method of authentication. See:

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...oogle+Sear ch

pstation 04-20-2005 09:14 AM

Get an 1-800 # so you can use ANI

Dalai lama 04-20-2005 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vitasoy
I was thinking the same thing :winkwink:

Me too :)

Relish XXX 04-20-2005 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GeorgeK
Called id can be easily spoofed, so is a very insecure method of authentication. See:

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...oogle+Sear ch


Not alot of people know how to do it. If you could cut down 50% of the check fraud by doing my idea you can then look at other way to remove the remaining 50%.

Downtime 04-20-2005 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Okitch
Get them a nice bag of dog shit delivered fresh and steamy to their door.

http://www.dogdoo.com/

It's "hand crafted" too! How the fuck did you find that site haha?

WebTitan 04-20-2005 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Okitch
Get them a nice bag of dog shit delivered fresh and steamy to their door.

http://www.dogdoo.com/

oh man, what an awesome idea!


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