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Abyss_Vee · 04-19-2005, 09:36 AM

Motorist Injured by Flying Frozen Sausage

Tue Apr 19, 8:41 AM ET

LONDON - A British motorist, driving home from work with his car window wound down, had his nose broken by a flying frozen sausage, an official said Monday.

The 46-year-old man was driving near his home in South Woodham Ferrers, Essex, east of London, when the sausage came through the window and hit him on the nose, a spokesman for the Essex Ambulance Service said on condition of anonymity.

"The man said he was making his way home after work and had the window down because it was such a nice afternoon," the ambulance spokesman said.

"He said he saw a car coming the other way and felt a searing pain in his nose.

"His nose was undoubtedly fractured and he had lost quite a lot of blood.

"It must have been an incredibly lucky, or unlucky, shot to get the sausage through a moving car window. I have never seen or heard of anything like this before."

Essex police said they were investigating the incident.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...ozen_sausage_3

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Manowar · 04-19-2005, 09:38 AM

frozen sausages are my weapon of choice.

Furious_Male · 04-19-2005, 09:41 AM

I hate flying sausages.

Abyss_Vee · 04-19-2005, 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar

frozen sausages are my weapon of choice.

axelcat · 04-19-2005, 10:00 AM

thats hilarious

sickkittens · 04-19-2005, 10:08 AM

That's gangsta. Drive by sausaging?

SykkBoy · 04-19-2005, 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens

That's gangsta. Drive by sausaging?

when you're not allowed to own guns, you get creative ;-)

04-19-2005, 09:36 AM	#1
Abyss_Vee Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 5,208	Watch out for Flying Frozen Sausages Motorist Injured by Flying Frozen Sausage Tue Apr 19, 8:41 AM ET LONDON - A British motorist, driving home from work with his car window wound down, had his nose broken by a flying frozen sausage, an official said Monday. The 46-year-old man was driving near his home in South Woodham Ferrers, Essex, east of London, when the sausage came through the window and hit him on the nose, a spokesman for the Essex Ambulance Service said on condition of anonymity. "The man said he was making his way home after work and had the window down because it was such a nice afternoon," the ambulance spokesman said. "He said he saw a car coming the other way and felt a searing pain in his nose. "His nose was undoubtedly fractured and he had lost quite a lot of blood. "It must have been an incredibly lucky, or unlucky, shot to get the sausage through a moving car window. I have never seen or heard of anything like this before." Essex police said they were investigating the incident. http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...ozen_sausage_3 hahahahahhahahah

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