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Abyss_Vee 04-19-2005 09:36 AM

Watch out for Flying Frozen Sausages
 
Motorist Injured by Flying Frozen Sausage

Tue Apr 19, 8:41 AM ET

LONDON - A British motorist, driving home from work with his car window wound down, had his nose broken by a flying frozen sausage, an official said Monday.



The 46-year-old man was driving near his home in South Woodham Ferrers, Essex, east of London, when the sausage came through the window and hit him on the nose, a spokesman for the Essex Ambulance Service said on condition of anonymity.

"The man said he was making his way home after work and had the window down because it was such a nice afternoon," the ambulance spokesman said.

"He said he saw a car coming the other way and felt a searing pain in his nose.

"His nose was undoubtedly fractured and he had lost quite a lot of blood.

"It must have been an incredibly lucky, or unlucky, shot to get the sausage through a moving car window. I have never seen or heard of anything like this before."

Essex police said they were investigating the incident.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...ozen_sausage_3

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:1orglaugh

Manowar 04-19-2005 09:38 AM

frozen sausages are my weapon of choice.

Furious_Male 04-19-2005 09:41 AM

I hate flying sausages.

Abyss_Vee 04-19-2005 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar
frozen sausages are my weapon of choice.

:1orglaugh

axelcat 04-19-2005 10:00 AM

thats hilarious

sickkittens 04-19-2005 10:08 AM

That's gangsta. Drive by sausaging?

SykkBoy 04-19-2005 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens
That's gangsta. Drive by sausaging?

when you're not allowed to own guns, you get creative ;-)


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