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AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-18-2005, 04:55 PM

I have mathed it out.

I need $20,000k +10,000K to make it pimp with a huge marketing and branding impact.
50/50 splits.

I do all the work.

Serious inquiries only.
This idea will not be sold.

Before I say a fuck all about it to you I will require a NDA signed and faxed.
It's a solid plan and entirelly different business model very separate from any other known on the net.

US Investors only.

ICQ: 78943384
EMAIL: [email protected]

04-18-2005, 04:57 PM

why only US investors?

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-18-2005, 04:58 PM

Anyone with money in this biz knows that I am serious.
THis is the first thread I have ever asked for investor's.

Now is the time.

It will work and it stands to be huge.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-18-2005, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdjuf

why only US investors?

Cuz I do not wanna do biz with a some foriegn dipshit

Sorry but it's my terms, and I want the ability to file suit on them should I disclose the concept and get burned.

04-18-2005, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Cuz I do not wanna do biz with a some foriegn dipshit

Sorry but it's my terms.

as you wish!

best of luck with the project

chemicaleyes · 04-18-2005, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Cuz I do not wanna do biz with a some foriegn dipshit

lol
45678

Fake Nick · 04-18-2005, 05:00 PM

sorry not interested

lazycash · 04-18-2005, 05:01 PM

Are you going to be doing the PR work for the project, I need to know before I invest.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-18-2005, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash

Are you going to be doing the PR work for the project, I need to know before I invest.

No.
You think GFY is PR?

Besides I suck at being nice, but ruthless in concepts and marketing strategy. Though I got a nack for design.

karlm · 04-18-2005, 05:02 PM

What about a UK investor with lots of air miles?

WiredGuy · 04-18-2005, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Cuz I do not wanna do biz with a some foriegn dipshit

Sorry but it's my terms, and I want the ability to file suit on them should I disclose the concept and get burned.

You plan on suing your investors if the investor discloses the concept?
WG

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-18-2005, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by karlm

What about a UK investor with lots of air miles?

I've done biz with Brits.

I got burned. SO no thanks.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-18-2005, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

You plan on suing your investors if the investor discloses the concept?
WG

Of course.
Thats what an NDA is for.

WG I know I have never spoken to you before. If ya know anyone that knows me, they will tell you I am very serious behind the scenes and deliver great information.

fris · 04-18-2005, 05:06 PM

you saying you dont have 30k?

i guess you really are a shitty designer. my friend just finished a 40k design job.

real designers do big jobs like that.

bump for a no talent ass clown.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-18-2005, 05:12 PM

I forgot t mention.

I am willing to open an entirelly different company name within an Nevada based Corp.
S. Corp or LLC. is fine. It's an honest shake and a serius bid for somthing that has huge potential in a new concept for adult.

This is not a mainstream concept. Its all adult.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-18-2005, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris

you saying you dont have 30k?

i guess you really are a shitty designer. my friend just finished a 40k design job.

real designers do big jobs like that.

bump for a no talent ass clown.

Don't focus on hate...
If you werent such an idiot you would actually have an opportunity right now Mr. Pseudo big bling bling.

TheSkyKing · 04-18-2005, 06:13 PM

you are an idiot

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-18-2005, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSkyKing

you are an idiot

Your right, it should be done with a offshore company.

karlm · 04-18-2005, 06:23 PM

Fine il keep my 30k

Quote:

Originally Posted by karlm

What about a UK investor with lots of air miles?

citizen tower · 04-18-2005, 06:29 PM

Bump, good luck with the project.

Paulzy · 04-18-2005, 06:35 PM

SERIOUS REPLY TO SERIOUS POST:

Wondering since you are so sure, are you able to make any guarantee's?

Alberto Manuel Von Queef · 04-18-2005, 06:35 PM

Mr Alien,

We have plenty of Venture Capital to spend. Von Queef VC has attorneys on hand and plenty of bling.

abyss_al · 04-18-2005, 06:36 PM

good luck mark

Alberto Manuel Von Queef · 04-18-2005, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abyss_al

good luck mark

Mr Abyss Alien will do good if he decides to merge with Von Queef VC

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-18-2005, 06:40 PM

Guarantee's are for suckers.

Ya think I just made this thread for no names to read?

I already got 5 phone calls from this thread from people I do business with.
Ya can trust this thread was made for anyone that knows me and a fast way t get the word out.
It's Official.
I got somthing thing, and I have decided that this idea is what I want to do.
Its not a piss in the wind and its a long term course for a current and vertical growth segment of adult.

pxxx · 04-18-2005, 06:41 PM

Would be interesting to see what this turns out to.

bump

abyss_al · 04-18-2005, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alberto Manuel Von Queef

Mr Abyss Alien will do good if he decides to merge with Von Queef VC

such an honor to be amongst the queefers

Rich · 04-18-2005, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Cuz I do not wanna do biz with a some foriegn dipshit

Who wouldn't jump on this opportunity?

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-18-2005, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich

Who wouldn't jump on this opportunity?

Hey at least I am honest.
Does this offend you?

D-Money · 04-18-2005, 07:37 PM

Best of luck with this.

And why not use someone elses money to invest and give 50%? Other peoples money is a great way to do business, the american way!

BlueWire · 04-18-2005, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

I have mathed it out.

I need $20,000k +10,000K to make it pimp with a huge marketing and branding impact.
50/50 splits.

I do all the work.

Serious inquiries only.
This idea will not be sold.

Before I say a fuck all about it to you I will require a NDA signed and faxed.
It's a solid plan and entirelly different business model very separate from any other known on the net.

US Investors only.

ICQ: 78943384
EMAIL: [email protected]

Do you prefer cash or check?

xxxdesign-net · 04-18-2005, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alberto Manuel Von Queef

Mr Alien,

We have plenty of Venture Capital to spend. Von Queef VC has attorneys on hand and plenty of bling.

Alien... this guy, Von Queef, is solid and a very respected player in the industry.. Nearly as much as Sleazydream

You should work behind the scenes with him.

Rich · 04-18-2005, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Hey at least I am honest.
Does this offend you?

No, it doesn't offend me at all. You could tell me I'm a transsexual donkey fucker for all I care and it wouldn't offend me, trust me I've been called worse. I have what you would call a "thick skin". I just wouldn't do business with someone who says things like that, especially in an industry so dependent on people from the international community.

datatank · 04-18-2005, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D-Money

Best of luck with this.

And why not use someone elses money to invest and give 50%? Other peoples money is a great way to do business, the american way!

sean416 · 04-18-2005, 08:37 PM

This thread is silly. If you know big names and big people, call them. If you're looking for random millionaire GFY lurkers to invest in your company, its not going to happen. Either pick up your phone and call those big names, or save up some money and do it yourself.

Steen2 · 04-18-2005, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

I forgot t mention.
It's a serius bid for somthing that has huge potential in a new concept for adult.

Thsi loks veri "serius".

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-18-2005, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich

No, it doesn't offend me at all. You could tell me I'm a transsexual donkey fucker for all I care and it wouldn't offend me, trust me I've been called worse. I have what you would call a "thick skin". I just wouldn't do business with someone who says things like that, especially in an industry so dependent on people from the international community.

Ya just might understand what I say then aside from the colorful expression.
Forget abut my "Asshole", "Fuckhead", and "Retard" ex[pressions I still lay out exactly what I want when I type it.

Sorry bro, I just would prefer to do biz with an American.
In all honesty no offense.

For ya haters...

I already got interests...

So this thread may die now.

2HousePlague · 04-18-2005, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Of course.
Thats what an NDA is for.

NDA's are good.

I carry one folded up in my wallet, for emergencies.

j-

will76 · 04-18-2005, 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Guarantee's are for suckers.

Ya think I just made this thread for no names to read?

I already got 5 phone calls from this thread from people I do business with.
Ya can trust this thread was made for anyone that knows me and a fast way t get the word out.
It's Official.
I got somthing thing, and I have decided that this idea is what I want to do.
Its not a piss in the wind and its a long term course for a current and vertical growth segment of adult.

if you really had 5 people call you that you do business with then you wouldn't have needed to start this thread !! lol

quiet · 04-18-2005, 10:10 PM

Canadian investors can not be trusted.

Alky · 04-18-2005, 10:14 PM

if your going to do all the work, and someone just has to throw up 20k or whatever to get 50% and its guaranteed money... go get a loan. and make 100%

04-18-2005, 04:55 PM	#1
AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE best designer on GFY Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IALIEN.COM - High Definition Video and Photographic Productions -ICQ 78943384 Posts: 30,307	iAlien LLC. Needs Investors for an advanced project. I have mathed it out. I need $20,000k +10,000K to make it pimp with a huge marketing and branding impact. 50/50 splits. I do all the work. Serious inquiries only. This idea will not be sold. Before I say a fuck all about it to you I will require a NDA signed and faxed. It's a solid plan and entirelly different business model very separate from any other known on the net. US Investors only. ICQ: 78943384 EMAIL: [email protected] __________________ NAKED HOSTING FTW!11 I'm On The INSANE PLAN $9.95/mo! \| The Alien Blog Adult News Worth Reading Updated Daily \| Content For Sale! 641 PICS 216 MINUTES OF VIDEO $350.00 \|ICQ: 78943384 \| Last edited by AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE; 04-18-2005 at 04:56 PM..

04-18-2005, 04:58 PM	#3
AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE best designer on GFY Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IALIEN.COM - High Definition Video and Photographic Productions -ICQ 78943384 Posts: 30,307	Anyone with money in this biz knows that I am serious. THis is the first thread I have ever asked for investor's. Now is the time. It will work and it stands to be huge. __________________ NAKED HOSTING FTW!11 I'm On The INSANE PLAN $9.95/mo! \| The Alien Blog Adult News Worth Reading Updated Daily \| Content For Sale! 641 PICS 216 MINUTES OF VIDEO $350.00 \|ICQ: 78943384 \|

04-18-2005, 05:01 PM	#8
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04-18-2005, 05:02 PM	#10
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04-18-2005, 05:06 PM	#14
fris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 55,372	you saying you dont have 30k? i guess you really are a shitty designer. my friend just finished a 40k design job. real designers do big jobs like that. bump for a no talent ass clown. __________________ Since 1999: 69 Adult Industry awards for Best Hosting Company and professional excellence. WP Stuff

04-18-2005, 04:57 PM	#2
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	why only US investors?

04-18-2005, 05:00 PM	#7
Fake Nick So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: go troll goo! Posts: 7,708	sorry not interested

04-18-2005, 05:12 PM	#15
AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE best designer on GFY Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IALIEN.COM - High Definition Video and Photographic Productions -ICQ 78943384 Posts: 30,307	I forgot t mention. I am willing to open an entirelly different company name within an Nevada based Corp. S. Corp or LLC. is fine. It's an honest shake and a serius bid for somthing that has huge potential in a new concept for adult. This is not a mainstream concept. Its all adult. __________________ NAKED HOSTING FTW!11 I'm On The INSANE PLAN $9.95/mo! \| The Alien Blog Adult News Worth Reading Updated Daily \| Content For Sale! 641 PICS 216 MINUTES OF VIDEO $350.00 \|ICQ: 78943384 \|

04-18-2005, 06:13 PM	#17
TheSkyKing Registered User Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1	you are an idiot

04-18-2005, 06:29 PM	#20
citizen tower Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 238	Bump, good luck with the project.

04-18-2005, 06:35 PM	#21
Paulzy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Shaolin Posts: 199	SERIOUS REPLY TO SERIOUS POST: Wondering since you are so sure, are you able to make any guarantee's?

04-18-2005, 06:35 PM	#22
Alberto Manuel Von Queef My posts are basically a brain dump Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Brazil Posts: 78	Mr Alien, We have plenty of Venture Capital to spend. Von Queef VC has attorneys on hand and plenty of bling. __________________ Icq: 54282213445 Email: [email protected] Hit Me Up For Venture Capital

04-18-2005, 06:36 PM	#23
abyss_al LOOKING FOR TRADES Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Southern California Posts: 15,605	good luck mark __________________ EMAIL: allen @ vasmediagroup.com \| ICQ: 311329761 \| SKYPE: abyss.al \| AIM: xABYSSxALx

04-18-2005, 06:40 PM	#25
AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE best designer on GFY Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IALIEN.COM - High Definition Video and Photographic Productions -ICQ 78943384 Posts: 30,307	Guarantee's are for suckers. Ya think I just made this thread for no names to read? I already got 5 phone calls from this thread from people I do business with. Ya can trust this thread was made for anyone that knows me and a fast way t get the word out. It's Official. I got somthing thing, and I have decided that this idea is what I want to do. Its not a piss in the wind and its a long term course for a current and vertical growth segment of adult. __________________ NAKED HOSTING FTW!11 I'm On The INSANE PLAN $9.95/mo! \| The Alien Blog Adult News Worth Reading Updated Daily \| Content For Sale! 641 PICS 216 MINUTES OF VIDEO $350.00 \|ICQ: 78943384 \|

04-18-2005, 06:41 PM	#26
pxxx First African GFY Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,114	Would be interesting to see what this turns out to. bump

04-18-2005, 07:37 PM	#30
D-Money Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Player Del Ray Posts: 9,716	Best of luck with this. And why not use someone elses money to invest and give 50%? Other peoples money is a great way to do business, the american way! __________________ Still Ballin'

04-18-2005, 08:37 PM	#35
sean416 Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Toronto Posts: 3,633	This thread is silly. If you know big names and big people, call them. If you're looking for random millionaire GFY lurkers to invest in your company, its not going to happen. Either pick up your phone and call those big names, or save up some money and do it yourself. __________________ ServerProvider.com

04-18-2005, 10:10 PM	#40
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	Canadian investors can not be trusted. __________________ we'll miss you our friend. RIP

04-18-2005, 10:14 PM	#41
Alky Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 5,651	if your going to do all the work, and someone just has to throw up 20k or whatever to get 50% and its guaranteed money... go get a loan. and make 100%