iAlien LLC. Needs Investors for an advanced project.
 

I have mathed it out.

I need $20,000k +10,000K to make it pimp with a huge marketing and branding impact.
50/50 splits.

I do all the work.

Serious inquiries only.
This idea will not be sold.

Before I say a fuck all about it to you I will require a NDA signed and faxed.
It's a solid plan and entirelly different business model very separate from any other known on the net.

US Investors only.

ICQ: 78943384
EMAIL: [email protected]

why only US investors?

Anyone with money in this biz knows that I am serious.
THis is the first thread I have ever asked for investor's.

Now is the time.

It will work and it stands to be huge.

Cuz I do not wanna do biz with a some foriegn dipshit:)
Sorry but it's my terms, and I want the ability to file suit on them should I disclose the concept and get burned.

as you wish! :winkwink:

best of luck with the project

lol
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sorry not interested

Are you going to be doing the PR work for the project, I need to know before I invest.

No.
You think GFY is PR? :1orglaughBesides I suck at being nice, but ruthless in concepts and marketing strategy. Though I got a nack for design.

What about a UK investor with lots of air miles?

You plan on suing your investors if the investor discloses the concept?
WG

I've done biz with Brits.

I got burned. SO no thanks.

Of course.
Thats what an NDA is for. :thumbsup
WG I know I have never spoken to you before. If ya know anyone that knows me, they will tell you I am very serious behind the scenes and deliver great information.

you saying you dont have 30k?

i guess you really are a shitty designer. my friend just finished a 40k design job.

real designers do big jobs like that.

bump for a no talent ass clown.

I forgot t mention.

I am willing to open an entirelly different company name within an Nevada based Corp.
S. Corp or LLC. is fine. It's an honest shake and a serius bid for somthing that has huge potential in a new concept for adult.

This is not a mainstream concept. Its all adult.

:1orglaugh

Don't focus on hate...
If you werent such an idiot you would actually have an opportunity right now Mr. Pseudo big bling bling.

you are an idiot

Your right, it should be done with a offshore company. :thumbsup

Fine il keep my 30k

Bump, good luck with the project.

SERIOUS REPLY TO SERIOUS POST:

Wondering since you are so sure, are you able to make any guarantee's?

Mr Alien,

We have plenty of Venture Capital to spend. Von Queef VC has attorneys on hand and plenty of bling.

good luck mark :thumbsup

Mr Abyss Alien will do good if he decides to merge with Von Queef VC

Guarantee's are for suckers.

Ya think I just made this thread for no names to read?

I already got 5 phone calls from this thread from people I do business with.
Ya can trust this thread was made for anyone that knows me and a fast way t get the word out.
It's Official.
I got somthing thing, and I have decided that this idea is what I want to do.
Its not a piss in the wind and its a long term course for a current and vertical growth segment of adult.

Would be interesting to see what this turns out to.

bump

such an honor to be amongst the queefers :thumbsup

:1orglaugh

Who wouldn't jump on this opportunity?

Hey at least I am honest.
Does this offend you?

Best of luck with this.

And why not use someone elses money to invest and give 50%? Other peoples money is a great way to do business, the american way!

Do you prefer cash or check?

Alien... this guy, Von Queef, is solid and a very respected player in the industry.. Nearly as much as Sleazydream :2 cents:

You should work behind the scenes with him. :warning

No, it doesn't offend me at all. You could tell me I'm a transsexual donkey fucker for all I care and it wouldn't offend me, trust me I've been called worse. I have what you would call a "thick skin". I just wouldn't do business with someone who says things like that, especially in an industry so dependent on people from the international community.

:thumbsup :thumbsup

This thread is silly. If you know big names and big people, call them. If you're looking for random millionaire GFY lurkers to invest in your company, its not going to happen. Either pick up your phone and call those big names, or save up some money and do it yourself.

Thsi loks veri "serius".

Ya just might understand what I say then aside from the colorful expression.
Forget abut my "Asshole", "Fuckhead", and "Retard" ex[pressions I still lay out exactly what I want when I type it.

Sorry bro, I just would prefer to do biz with an American.
In all honesty no offense.

For ya haters...

I already got interests... :1orglaugh
So this thread may die now. :321GFY

NDA's are good.

I carry one folded up in my wallet, for emergencies.



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:1orglaugh if you really had 5 people call you that you do business with then you wouldn't have needed to start this thread !! lol

Canadian investors can not be trusted.

if your going to do all the work, and someone just has to throw up 20k or whatever to get 50% and its guaranteed money... go get a loan. and make 100%