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woj 04-18-2005 02:11 PM

100..........

fl_prn_str 04-18-2005 02:12 PM

100...ouches


edit....fuck too slow!!!! :1orglaugh

gdog 04-18-2005 02:15 PM

Still no word from DD, if he posts in the future about his program do we just point to this thread?

Kimbo is brute strenght, no doubt, and if you can get him in a submission there is a HUGE chance he could brute strength his way out of it.

The lost eyeball dude took some major swings at Kimbo's face and he did not even bother to block it. My best friend is blue belt ju-jitsu, and muay thai and used to fight in the 165 weight group. I was talking to him about it, and basically a guy as strong as Kimbo would eat DD up, no matter what pretty much.

Still no word from him, Brad can you call over to Wal Mart and see if he will answer the call to comment.

Pipecrew 04-18-2005 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gdog
Still no word from DD, if he posts in the future about his program do we just point to this thread?

Kimbo is brute strenght, no doubt, and if you can get him in a submission there is a HUGE chance he could brute strength his way out of it.

The lost eyeball dude took some major swings at Kimbo's face and he did not even bother to block it. My best friend is blue belt ju-jitsu, and muay thai and used to fight in the 165 weight group. I was talking to him about it, and basically a guy as strong as Kimbo would eat DD up, no matter what pretty much.

Still no word from him, Brad can you call over to Wal Mart and see if he will answer the call to comment.

Exactly, I have a hard time believing with such a disparity in physical strength, that he could even take kimbo to the ground, but who knows.

dunefield 04-18-2005 02:20 PM

hahaha what i want to know is... HOW THE HELL IS DIRTY DANZA GOING TO GET KIMBO ON THE GROUND?!?!

that Kimbo dude is HUGE! and even if danza does get him on the ground how the hell is he going to deal with Kimbo's brute strength?

WEIGHT MAKES A HUGE DIFFERENCE IN A FIGHT AND I'M BETTING ON KIMBO!!!

Pipecrew 04-18-2005 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradShaw
I have $100k on kimbo, and I do not even know whot he hell he is.

DD, you going to take me up?

now you know

http://www.sublimedirectory.com/base...edia/kimbo.wmv

BradShaw 04-18-2005 02:23 PM

I called walmart, he is still there on the little 486 in the corner filling out an application.

DirtyDanza 04-18-2005 02:26 PM

just woke up.. long night with whores.... ok.. so it's on it seems.... pipecrew we need to get our people together and set everything up... I want it legit.. non ot this backyard shit... I don;t wannat get beat on 5 times if he does happen to knock me out know what I mean.... and we also need to get in on the PPV stream so we can all make some more money as well.... but I am game... and for the record I have nothing aginst kimbo... last thing I want it a sucker punch from him at a club.. LOL.... but in a tru sactoned fight.. I do think he is beatable.. very beatable.. specally on the ground

Dion 04-18-2005 02:26 PM

Dirty Danza,

LMK if you need a gun, i think that's the only way you'll win. Actually, maybe a shotgun just incase.

"The rise and fall of a gfy'er"

PS. I think he is adding in all these requirements, so the fight will flop due to regulations.

Dion 04-18-2005 02:31 PM

Danza,
I also just took a look at your site. And saw a picture of you. Then i looked at Kimbo again, and again, and once more, again.

Your going to get the shit kicked out of you from the front to back. I hope you have funeral arrangments made.

Digipimp 04-18-2005 02:32 PM

when you go into a fight even if you're grappler or whatever the fuck you want to be you better know that you can at least take a good solid one two from the guy you're fighting or else you already stacked the odds against yourself in a bad way.

those guys bob sapp fights can take a punch or two from him no problem, that's why they get a chance to take him down and submit or something, but if they couldn't take his big one two then they wouldn't have a chance to get him into a guard or submit.

so the real question is can danza take a one two from kimbo in order to get him to the ground or guard, or will he crumble from it, i say he crumbles. there's a chance that he doesn't have to take the big hit before he can get him into the guard though, but that's a small chance.

Thrawn$ 04-18-2005 02:32 PM

You're the man :thumbsup

Vitasoy 04-18-2005 02:34 PM

I would love to see this fight happen. What are the odds? Kimbo is clearly the favourite...

X37375787 04-18-2005 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueDesignStudios
I'm sure a bit of surgery and a few fake teeth and a glass eye can fix it

I don't call all of the above "health". :)

Pipecrew 04-18-2005 02:37 PM

This is the latest, they were waiting for you to respond.


1. if he's serious and has the cash it'll go down

2. no ppv stream no nothing

3. a very small group of people watching

4. hardcore badass fight witha neutral ref

5.bring cash end of story.

gdog 04-18-2005 02:37 PM

Awhile ago there was a video circulating where this smaller white guy got a choke hold on this huge samoan guy. The lock was in full and the samoan guy snapped the white guys shoulder by sheer brute force. Anybody else ever see the video, I think it was on CJ?

Dion 04-18-2005 02:37 PM

pipecrew, he won't go for it :)

Phoenix 04-18-2005 02:38 PM

well at the very least everyone has learnt a new word


disparity...lol


DD...just say something like..haha got you all fuckers

if you do win..i bet half your face is crushed or something

get out now

X37375787 04-18-2005 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty_DS
I do think he is beatable.. very beatable.. specally on the ground



As opposed to in mid-air. The monkeys fly low tonight.

BradShaw 04-18-2005 02:39 PM

DD, going to take my $100k bet?

BradShaw 04-18-2005 02:41 PM

I will put up my $100k, and give $10k to kimbo (if he wins) if I can watch the fight in person.

BRISK 04-18-2005 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew
This is the latest, they were waiting for you to respond.


1. if he's serious and has the cash it'll go down

2. no ppv stream no nothing

3. a very small group of people watching

4. hardcore badass fight witha neutral ref

5.bring cash end of story.

You're not going to get video of this?

wallst 04-18-2005 02:41 PM

wow, what a nice thing to look forward too - a loss of 60grand and a caved in beak - oh boy!

X37375787 04-18-2005 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradShaw
I will put up my $100k, and give $10k to kimbo (if he wins) if I can watch the fight in person.

Brad ain't fuckin around.

Evil Jawa 04-18-2005 02:46 PM

Danza going to pussy out and blame it on "i dont like the rules"

Just watch it.

Anthony 04-18-2005 02:48 PM

I'll be more than happy to be a neutral ref.

:)

This is going to the way of every internet battle.

Kimbo's group wants no flim flam bulshit, bring money, fight.

DD wants pay per view, etc, all things that he didn't mention when he made the challenge.

It's not going to happen kids.

Shap 04-18-2005 02:49 PM

Brad i've got to say you are cracking me up in this thread :1orglaugh

NaughtyINC 04-18-2005 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradShaw
I heard he was at wal mart renting a steam cleaner. Something about a puke spill on his new wal mart rug.

ok that made me laugh...

jonesy 04-18-2005 02:54 PM

this fight needs to be held during internext hollywood fl

Doctor Dre 04-18-2005 02:58 PM

This is getting funny . I somehow doubt it will happen

jonesy 04-18-2005 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty_DS
I want it legit.. non ot this backyard shit... I don;t wannat get beat on 5 times if he does happen to knock me out know what I mean ... we also need to get in on the PPV stream so we can all make some more money as well.... but I am game...


PPV :1orglaugh

jonesy 04-18-2005 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dion

PS. I think he (danza) is adding in all these requirements, so the fight will flop due to regulations.

i thought the same thing when danza mentioned an "atheletic commision" and it being legit ect

gannon is an mma fighter and fought kimbo in a wharehouse so there isnt a reason danza should back out.

if hes worried about security that could be arranged too.

the nasty/bang guys arent going to ruin kimbo's rep.

escorpio 04-18-2005 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix
DD...just say something like..haha got you all fuckers

get out now

Don't do it. You have greater responsibilites in this world than proving BBJ can take down a brawler, like making sure your son grows up with a dad. :2 cents:

BVF 04-18-2005 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroswebmaster
my eye is worth more than $60K

:1orglaugh

Vitasoy 04-18-2005 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony
I'll be more than happy to be a neutral ref.

:)

This is going to the way of every internet battle.

Kimbo's group wants no flim flam bulshit, bring money, fight.

DD wants pay per view, etc, all things that he didn't mention when he made the challenge.

It's not going to happen kids.


I think your right about this. Sigh

dig420 04-18-2005 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dunefield
hahaha what i want to know is... HOW THE HELL IS DIRTY DANZA GOING TO GET KIMBO ON THE GROUND?!?!

that Kimbo dude is HUGE! and even if danza does get him on the ground how the hell is he going to deal with Kimbo's brute strength?

WEIGHT MAKES A HUGE DIFFERENCE IN A FIGHT AND I'M BETTING ON KIMBO!!!

ehhh that's no big mystery. I think I could get Kimbo on the ground, the problem is keeping him there long enough to do something with him. It's not hard to grab someone's leg and get him off balance enough to fall down, the thing is they'll keep trying to get up and you have to be strong enough to keep him on his back. That's the hard part.

The problem with this fight, as I see it, is that DD isn't a 3rd degree BB. If he was lying about that who knows what his true skills are, he might not even be a blue. Kimbo has at least a little ground training and is tough as hell and experienced standing up. You'd have to be a big tough blue to hang with him at all and at least a purple if you're smaller than he is to even have a chance imho.

I would also advise anyone fighting Kimbo to contact the Gracie family and pay them for security to keep Kimbo's boys from jumping in, changing the rules etc every time he gets in trouble. They'll do it. Hell if they get pumped up enough they might even jump in and whoop someone's ass themselves.

Trax 04-18-2005 03:16 PM

make it during internext and I'm in :)

DirtyDanza 04-18-2005 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420
ehhh that's no big mystery. I think I could get Kimbo on the ground, the problem is keeping him there long enough to do something with him. It's not hard to grab someone's leg and get him off balance enough to fall down, the thing is they'll keep trying to get up and you have to be strong enough to keep him on his back. That's the hard part.

The problem with this fight, as I see it, is that DD isn't a 3rd degree BB. If he was lying about that who knows what his true skills are, he might not even be a blue. Kimbo has at least a little ground training and is tough as hell and experienced standing up. You'd have to be a big tough blue to hang with him at all and at least a purple if you're smaller than he is to even have a chance imho.

I would also advise anyone fighting Kimbo to contact the Gracie family and pay them for security to keep Kimbo's boys from jumping in, changing the rules etc every time he gets in trouble. They'll do it. Hell if they get pumped up enough they might even jump in and whoop someone's ass themselves.

thats also how I want it as well... only thing that comes in the ring beisides the figheters is the towel.. if someone fro eather side.. my side or there side it voids the rules of the fight.... and the othger side wins no matter what posotion they were in... like in the video with gannon.. there must have been 3 different 20 counts whats with that?

BVF 04-18-2005 03:19 PM

Kimbo is gonna get to bust a nut that night...He's gonna run his gigantic negro cock ALL THE WAY UP Danza's ass....His penis tip will be protruding from DD's mouth.

dig420 04-18-2005 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF
Kimbo is gonna get to bust a nut that night...He's gonna run his gigantic negro cock ALL THE WAY UP Danza's ass....His penis tip will be protruding from DD's mouth.

man you just gave me a woody...

teomaxxx 04-18-2005 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420

I would also advise anyone fighting Kimbo to contact the Gracie family and pay them for security to keep Kimbo's boys from jumping in, changing the rules etc every time he gets in trouble. They'll do it. Hell if they get pumped up enough they might even jump in and whoop someone's ass themselves.

.................

xNetworx 04-18-2005 03:24 PM

This fight is about as likely to happen as Carmen Electra felching my choad while I hurl insults at her.

DWB 04-18-2005 03:25 PM

It really should be streamed. I would watch it.

And you just never know... I have seen some bad mofos get the shit beat out of them by some little guys.

The only thing I would really fear is a punch from Kimbo... or NOT being able to take him to the ground. He is a big guy.

DWB 04-18-2005 03:26 PM

And why the fuck does ND need security? Someone going to jack their laptops?

BradShaw 04-18-2005 03:27 PM

Based on DD typing, I hope there is no drug testing.

wallst 04-18-2005 03:33 PM

shit, with such an easy cash grab, kimbo should start his own program,,,

www.kimbocash.com

BradShaw 04-18-2005 03:36 PM

I would also require proper security. Black people in general scare this jew.

nudecanada 04-18-2005 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Jawa
Danza going to pussy out and blame it on "i dont like the rules"

Just watch it.

Good call. He is doing it. lol

Evil Jawa 04-18-2005 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty_DS
thats also how I want it as well... only thing that comes in the ring beisides the figheters is the towel.. if someone fro eather side.. my side or there side it voids the rules of the fight.... and the othger side wins no matter what posotion they were in... like in the video with gannon.. there must have been 3 different 20 counts whats with that?

dude, you're a fucking pussy.

DWB 04-18-2005 03:42 PM

If the man wants some rules, that's not being a pussy... I'd want some of my own rules also. The Kimbo klan should not even be worried about it and give DD his rules.


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