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evildick 04-18-2005 11:55 AM

When asked how many seconds it will take him to get Kimbo to tap out, Dirty D responded:

http://www.danzabucks.com/images/ddcon.jpg

5.

:winkwink:

http 04-18-2005 12:00 PM

Ain't gonna happen, and it's better that way

gdog 04-18-2005 12:40 PM

Any date set yet?

MetaMan 04-18-2005 12:42 PM

anyone remember webmaster boxing? NO, because it never happened, this wont be remembered either because it will never happen.

Clicky_Bucks 04-18-2005 12:42 PM

DD will just take a week or so break from GFY and never mention this again.

gangbangjoe 04-18-2005 12:44 PM

wow

kimbo will destroy him

wallst 04-18-2005 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evildick
When asked how many seconds it will take him to get Kimbo to tap out, Dirty D responded:

http://www.danzabucks.com/images/ddcon.jpg

5.

:winkwink:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

thats hallarious

BRISK 04-18-2005 12:48 PM

If this happens, it will be a GFY milestone.

I don't think a single fight has ever happened after all the big talk on GFY

Icon 04-18-2005 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cosis
Are you allowed to run?

Yeah man,
or at least hit him with a car before the fight?

jonesy 04-18-2005 12:51 PM

pipecrew

pass this suggestion along to kimbo's handlers

the fight should take place when internext is in hollywood fl in aug- it makes sense on every level especially the gambling one

damn this is gonna be good one.

woj 04-18-2005 12:51 PM

50 fights.....

nudecanada 04-18-2005 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clicky_Bucks
DD will just take a week or so break from GFY and never mention this again.

Yup. Then he will be back spamming his garbage, and blowing smoke up the ass of all the sheep and surfers here. :upsidedow

Biggy2 04-18-2005 12:51 PM

where can i place a bet on kimbo?

no offense DS, that guy is massive.

jonesy 04-18-2005 12:51 PM

ko's . . . .

chodadog 04-18-2005 12:55 PM

If DD is a genuine third degree BB in GJJ, then Kimbo will go down. I really wish there was a way we could verify this. I guess seeing as Anthony has offered to train with him, he'll be able to find out without divulging DD's real name to the rest of the world, which is an obvious concern of his.

Meta Ridley 04-18-2005 12:55 PM

fucking sweet

xxxjay 04-18-2005 12:57 PM

this is gay

Vell 04-18-2005 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay
this is gay

no shit it is.

Manowar 04-18-2005 01:00 PM

Woah :warning :warning

MrIzzz 04-18-2005 01:03 PM

i dont give a shit if bruce lee himself trained DD, lol, aint no way kimbo is going down!

on the other hand, anthony in top shape against kimbo....now that would be a cool showdown

BradShaw 04-18-2005 01:04 PM

I just talked to tyson, he would do it for $10k and a place to crash.

Evil Jawa 04-18-2005 01:06 PM

Someone's going to get his ass whooped.

And it ain't Kimbo :1orglaugh

Pipecrew 04-18-2005 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradShaw
I just talked to tyson, he would do it for $10k and a place to crash.

I saw tyson a month ago at the bank, he can barely walk with a cane and he's so dazed a 7 year old could knock him out.

AcidMax 04-18-2005 01:06 PM

I'm waiting for the "Someone hacked my GFY account and posted all that shit, I dont want to fight Kimbo" post.

badmunchkin 04-18-2005 01:07 PM

you've got some serious balls, Dirty, but you won't be looking so good with your eyeball hanging out of your face :(
http://72.29.64.235/~fullofb/smokey/kimbo.jpg

Anthony 04-18-2005 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz
i dont give a shit if bruce lee himself trained DD, lol, aint no way kimbo is going down!

on the other hand, anthony in top shape against kimbo....now that would be a cool showdown


Izzy, thank you for the props, but there is NO FUCKING WAY IN HELL I will step up and fight Kimbo!!!

I have switched to grappling because my girl loves my face the way it is. :)

I'm kinda partial to where my nose is, eyes work, etc. :)

Evil Jawa 04-18-2005 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AcidMax
I'm waiting for the "Someone hacked my GFY account and posted all that shit, I dont want to fight Kimbo" post.

no shit.

i bet Danza is going to backpoedal out of it

X37375787 04-18-2005 01:11 PM

DD better pull through with this stunt, otherwise his credibility is gonna be down the shitter. Then again, people in this biz seem to forget rather quickly, hence... who cares. But mad balls on Dirty if he really goes and gets the shit kicked out of him.

DomBuyer 04-18-2005 01:12 PM

Grow up.

Thrawn$ 04-18-2005 01:12 PM

LOL :1orglaugh

paying 50k to fight kimbo

another GFY classic

MrIzzz 04-18-2005 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony
Izzy, thank you for the props, but there is NO FUCKING WAY IN HELL I will step up and fight Kimbo!!!

I have switched to grappling because my girl loves my face the way it is. :)

I'm kinda partial to where my nose is, eyes work, etc. :)


duuuuuuuude, come on bro! i will be your towelboy!!!!


j/k

i give mad props to all you fighters, i'm too good of a lover to switch fields and begin fighting now :2 cents:

Evil Jawa 04-18-2005 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thrawn$
LOL :1orglaugh

paying 50k to fight kimbo

another GFY classic


:1orglaugh

X37375787 04-18-2005 01:15 PM

you have only one health in your life. remember that.

Anthony 04-18-2005 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz
duuuuuuuude, come on bro! i will be your towelboy!!!!


j/k

i give mad props to all you fighters, i'm too good of a lover to switch fields and begin fighting now :2 cents:

I'm just a hobbyist. BJJ is something I do on my off days when lifting. :)

It's never too late, and frankly at our ages, it's the only aerobic excercise I get, since I haven't been getting laid on a frequent basis. :winkwink:

Kevsh 04-18-2005 01:20 PM

I think everyone's giving Kimbo too much credit. At most you've seen 2 of his fights and he lost one.

Anyone with a serious knowledge of MMA will tell you that a guy like that is about 1/3 (or less) as lethal on the ground - and a serious MMA fighter could get him off his feet before taking a direct shot.

If Kimbo has little or no grappling experience his size won't be a factor and once he's on the pavement, mat, grass he's amost helpless against chokes, bars, guards, etc.

Take a look at the Pride fight, for example, where MMA fighter (ok, mostly a boxer) Bob Sapp - who is at least as big as Kimbo - fought 'Minotauro' Nogueira and was beat by an armbar. Nogueira is a LOT smaller than Sapp but wore him down, kept him on the mat and waited for his opportunity.

Now, the only question here is how skilled Dirty is and how he'll react if he's hit a few times before getting the big guy off his feet?

Of course, like everyone else I'm hoping this isn't just another round (pun intended) of GFY talk ...

Anthony 04-18-2005 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevsh
I think everyone's giving Kimbo too much credit. At most you've seen 2 of his fights and he lost one.

Anyone with a serious knowledge of MMA will tell you that a guy like that is about 1/3 (or less) as lethal on the ground - and a serious MMA fighter could get him off his feet before taking a direct shot.

If Kimbo has little or no grappling experience his size won't be a factor and once he's on the pavement, mat, grass he's amost helpless against chokes, bars, guards, etc.

Take a look at the Pride fight, for example, where MMA fighter (ok, mostly a boxer) Bob Sapp - who is at least as big as Kimbo - fought 'Minotauro' Nogueira and was beat by an armbar. Nogueira is a LOT smaller than Sapp but wore him down, kept him on the mat and waited for his opportunity.

Now, the only question here is how skilled Dirty is and how he'll react if he's hit a few times before getting the big guy off his feet?

Of course, like everyone else I'm hoping this isn't just another round (pun intended) of GFY talk ...

This has been said before by me, but bears repearting.

Kimbo has been training at the FFA in Miami with the Avellans. The Avellan Brothers are some of the best grapplers and trainers in Florida.

Do not use Bob Sapp as an example. One, he is bigger than Kimbo. Two, he fought the best Heavyweight BJJ fighter on the planet. There is no comparison. Sapp over 100 lbs heavier than Kimbo. Noguiera, the pride of BJJ, Danza, no one has heard of. Get the point?

The size disparity between Kimbo and DS is too great. DS will lose.

Thrawn$ 04-18-2005 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevsh
I think everyone's giving Kimbo too much credit. At most you've seen 2 of his fights and he lost one.

Anyone with a serious knowledge of MMA will tell you that a guy like that is about 1/3 (or less) as lethal on the ground - and a serious MMA fighter could get him off his feet before taking a direct shot.

If Kimbo has little or no grappling experience his size won't be a factor and once he's on the pavement, mat, grass he's amost helpless against chokes, bars, guards, etc.

Take a look at the Pride fight, for example, where MMA fighter (ok, mostly a boxer) Bob Sapp - who is at least as big as Kimbo - fought 'Minotauro' Nogueira and was beat by an armbar. Nogueira is a LOT smaller than Sapp but wore him down, kept him on the mat and waited for his opportunity.

Now, the only question here is how skilled Dirty is and how he'll react if he's hit a few times before getting the big guy off his feet?

Of course, like everyone else I'm hoping this isn't just another round (pun intended) of GFY talk ...

DD is 165 lbs there is no way he can put kimbo on the ground
and he said that he needs to train since he's not in shape :eek7

this guy is on crack

jonesy 04-18-2005 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony

Kimbo has been training at the FFA in Miami with the Avellans. The Avellan Brothers are some of the best grapplers and trainers in Florida.


how long has kimbo been training with the Avellans?

Anthony 04-18-2005 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonesy
how long has kimbo been training with the Avellans?

Last I saw Kimbo funny enough was in the Vip of China White. I asked him if he was training with the Avellans, his answer was, "Yeah I go down and take some classes." Nothing more or less.

Very laid back guy, not the beast everyone has been fed in the trailers and fights on the internet. Dare I say, a nice guy?

I still wouldn't fuck with him. He never smiled once the whole night, and had a look that just said, I will make you my bitch if you fuck with me.

Shoehorn! 04-18-2005 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonesy
pipecrew

pass this suggestion along to kimbo's handlers

the fight should take place when internext is in hollywood fl in aug- it makes sense on every level especially the gambling one

damn this is gonna be good one.

This'll be great if it ever actually materializes.


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