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Old 04-16-2005, 11:32 AM   #1
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So...a beautiful woman walks into a bar...

and says to the barman:

"May I have a double entendre please?"

so the barman gave her one
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Old 04-16-2005, 11:39 AM   #2
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Clever, yet subtle.


I'm not sure there's enough booze in the world to get me to laugh at it though. :D
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Old 04-16-2005, 11:44 AM   #3
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I don't get it.
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Old 04-16-2005, 12:09 PM   #4
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whats an entendre? LoL
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Old 04-16-2005, 12:18 PM   #5
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I don't get it.
I'm so glad i'm not the only one...
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Old 04-16-2005, 12:23 PM   #6
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whats an entendre? LoL
The more you learn....


Main Entry: dou·ble en·ten·dre
Pronunciation: 'düb-&l-än-'tänd(-r&); 'd&-b&l-än-'tänd(-r&)
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural double entendres /same also -'tänz; -'tän-dr&z/
Etymology: obsolete French, literally, double meaning
1 : ambiguity of meaning arising from language that lends itself to more than one interpretation
2 : a word or expression capable of two interpretations with one usually risqué





...I know I know... you still don't get it, right?
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Old 04-16-2005, 12:25 PM   #7
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How about this one then?....


A horse walks into a bar
The bartender says
"Why the long face?"
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Old 04-16-2005, 01:50 PM   #8
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Old 04-16-2005, 01:54 PM   #9
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if you dont get it you should go back to school




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Old 04-16-2005, 01:59 PM   #10
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2 strings walk into a bar, they see a sign that says "No strings allowed", one of them ties a knot in the middle of himself and afros up the end of his string... and walks up to the bar... the bartender says... "are you a string?" the string looks at him and says... "I'm a frayed knot!"

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I'd like to double her entendre.
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Old 04-16-2005, 02:02 PM   #12
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How about this one then?....


A horse walks into a bar
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"Why the long face?"
I feel like I'm in 5th grade again.
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I feel like I'm in 5th grade again.
Two Canadians are sitting in a bar getting bored, so they decide to play "20 Questions" to pass the time. The first guy tries to think of something for the other guy to guess, and "moose cock" pops into his mind.

"OK", he says, "I'm ready".

The second guy says, "Is it something good to eat?"

The first guy chuckles and says, "Well, yeah, I guess you could eat it."

Second guy says, "Is it moose cock?"
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Two Canadians are sitting in a bar getting bored, so they decide to play "20 Questions" to pass the time. The first guy tries to think of something for the other guy to guess, and "moose cock" pops into his mind.

"OK", he says, "I'm ready".

The second guy says, "Is it something good to eat?"

The first guy chuckles and says, "Well, yeah, I guess you could eat it."

Second guy says, "Is it moose cock?"

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How about this one then?....


A horse walks into a bar
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"Why the long face?"
I don't get it.
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I'm afraid I can't help you.
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