So...a beautiful woman walks into a bar...
 

and says to the barman:

"May I have a double entendre please?"

so the barman gave her one :1orglaugh

Clever, yet subtle.


I'm not sure there's enough booze in the world to get me to laugh at it though. :D

I don't get it. :(

whats an entendre? LoL

I'm so glad i'm not the only one...

The more you learn....


Main Entry: dou·ble en·ten·dre
Pronunciation: 'düb-&l-än-'tänd(-r&); 'd&-b&l-än-'tänd(-r&)
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural double entendres /same also -'tänz; -'tän-dr&z/
Etymology: obsolete French, literally, double meaning
1 : ambiguity of meaning arising from language that lends itself to more than one interpretation
2 : a word or expression capable of two interpretations with one usually risqué





...I know I know... you still don't get it, right? :1orglaugh

How about this one then?....


A horse walks into a bar
The bartender says
"Why the long face?"

heh......

if you dont get it you should go back to school




*waits to be told "im earning $X,XXX,XXX", doesnt mean you arent a fuckwit tho

2 strings walk into a bar, they see a sign that says "No strings allowed", one of them ties a knot in the middle of himself and afros up the end of his string... and walks up to the bar... the bartender says... "are you a string?" the string looks at him and says... "I'm a frayed knot!"

~Ray

I'd like to double her entendre.

I feel like I'm in 5th grade again. :winkwink:

Two Canadians are sitting in a bar getting bored, so they decide to play "20 Questions" to pass the time. The first guy tries to think of something for the other guy to guess, and "moose cock" pops into his mind.

"OK", he says, "I'm ready".

The second guy says, "Is it something good to eat?"

The first guy chuckles and says, "Well, yeah, I guess you could eat it."

Second guy says, "Is it moose cock?"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I don't get it.

I'm afraid I can't help you.