Oh shit, DRAMA at my neighbours house... - GoFuckYourself.com

Paraskass · 04-15-2005, 12:57 PM

This is a great story...

Two of my neighbours share a backyard and this spring one of them, who owns a miniature Schnauzer (dog), wanted to build a fence and split the costs with the other neighbour. Anyways, the one without a dog didn't want to spend money right now and agreed to set up a fence next year. So easter comes and the neighbour without a dog buys a pet rabbit for his 10 year old son and sets him up in a cage in the yard.

A couple of days later, the neighbour that owns the dog opens up his back door to let the dog in, and he sees the Schaunzer carrying the rabbit which by now is stiff and covered in mud! The owner starts freaking out, thinking his dog killed the rabbit and dragged him around in the dirt. Not knowing what to do, he decides to wash the rabbit clean, then, when nobody is looking he proceeds to putting the dead rabbit back in it's cage.

The next morning, as he is leaving for work, his neighbour who owns the rabbit is totally freaking out, and yelling for him to wait because he has to talk to him. So my neighbour with the dog just hurries up, says he has no time and jumps into his car...

When he gets home, his neighbour is still asking to talk, this time he cannot avoid him. The owner of the rabbit is totally freaked out and says: shit man, you'll never know what happenned. I think this fucking land is haunted. My rabbit had died so I burried him, and he came back into his cage!

Next thing you know, he put the house up for sale and is moving, thinking his back yard is ancient indian burial land...

LOL
I can picture my neighbour washing a dead rabbit thinking his dog killed it.

man I would of loved to see the look on the guy's face when his dead rabbit was back in it's cage.

Fake Nick · 04-15-2005, 12:59 PM

lol, good story ! ! but did that really happen ? if so , thats god damn funny

Paraskass · 04-15-2005, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Fake Nick

lol, good story ! ! but did that really happen ? if so , thats god damn funny

it really did.

so fucked up.
I don't know if I would have told him the truth...

in either case you look like a dumbass for not fessing up.

DarkJedi · 04-15-2005, 01:03 PM

That did not happen to your neighbours, liar.

This story is like 1 year old.

Rich · 04-15-2005, 01:03 PM

That's from the movie Dickie Roberts.

sickkittens · 04-15-2005, 01:03 PM

Dude, that's an old joke.

BradM · 04-15-2005, 01:03 PM

This all makes sense when you remember they are french.

tedwinters · 04-15-2005, 01:04 PM

BS
I've read that in a magazine before ;)

sickkittens · 04-15-2005, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi

That did not happen to your neighbours, liar.

This story is like 1 year old.

If by 1 you mean 15, then yes.

asuna · 04-15-2005, 01:04 PM

this personally happend to your neighbours?

I've heard that story so many times..

Tala · 04-15-2005, 01:05 PM

That story is older than I am. Funny, but ancient.

Cassie · 04-15-2005, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paraskass

This is a great story...

Two of my neighbours share a backyard and this spring one of them, who owns a miniature Schnauzer (dog), wanted to build a fence and split the costs with the other neighbour. Anyways, the one without a dog didn't want to spend money right now and agreed to set up a fence next year. So easter comes and the neighbour without a dog buys a pet rabbit for his 10 year old son and sets him up in a cage in the yard.

A couple of days later, the neighbour that owns the dog opens up his back door to let the dog in, and he sees the Schaunzer carrying the rabbit which by now is stiff and covered in mud! The owner starts freaking out, thinking his dog killed the rabbit and dragged him around in the dirt. Not knowing what to do, he decides to wash the rabbit clean, then, when nobody is looking he proceeds to putting the dead rabbit back in it's cage.

The next morning, as he is leaving for work, his neighbour who owns the rabbit is totally freaking out, and yelling for him to wait because he has to talk to him. So my neighbour with the dog just hurries up, says he has no time and jumps into his car...

When he gets home, his neighbour is still asking to talk, this time he cannot avoid him. The owner of the rabbit is totally freaked out and says: shit man, you'll never know what happenned. I think this fucking land is haunted. My rabbit had died so I burried him, and he came back into his cage!

Next thing you know, he put the house up for sale and is moving, thinking his back yard is ancient indian burial land...

LOL
I can picture my neighbour washing a dead rabbit thinking his dog killed it.

man I would of loved to see the look on the guy's face when his dead rabbit was back in it's cage.

omg this is so great

Myst · 04-15-2005, 01:36 PM

wow youre such a fucking loser
this did not happen to you, in fact the same fucking story was on boston legal in one episode

Triple 6 · 04-15-2005, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paraskass

This is a great story...

Two of my neighbours share a backyard and this spring one of them, who owns a miniature Schnauzer (dog), wanted to build a fence and split the costs with the other neighbour. Anyways, the one without a dog didn't want to spend money right now and agreed to set up a fence next year. So easter comes and the neighbour without a dog buys a pet rabbit for his 10 year old son and sets him up in a cage in the yard.

A couple of days later, the neighbour that owns the dog opens up his back door to let the dog in, and he sees the Schaunzer carrying the rabbit which by now is stiff and covered in mud! The owner starts freaking out, thinking his dog killed the rabbit and dragged him around in the dirt. Not knowing what to do, he decides to wash the rabbit clean, then, when nobody is looking he proceeds to putting the dead rabbit back in it's cage.

The next morning, as he is leaving for work, his neighbour who owns the rabbit is totally freaking out, and yelling for him to wait because he has to talk to him. So my neighbour with the dog just hurries up, says he has no time and jumps into his car...

When he gets home, his neighbour is still asking to talk, this time he cannot avoid him. The owner of the rabbit is totally freaked out and says: shit man, you'll never know what happenned. I think this fucking land is haunted. My rabbit had died so I burried him, and he came back into his cage!

Next thing you know, he put the house up for sale and is moving, thinking his back yard is ancient indian burial land...

LOL
I can picture my neighbour washing a dead rabbit thinking his dog killed it.

man I would of loved to see the look on the guy's face when his dead rabbit was back in it's cage.

bwaaahaHAHAHAHahahaha

that was fucking GREAT. ty for posting that!!!11

Triple 6 · 04-15-2005, 01:41 PM

bleh, old joke.... whatever, i never heard it b4... pretty funny tho

sonofsam · 04-15-2005, 01:42 PM

old or not... it was new to me and fucking hilarious

axelcat · 04-15-2005, 01:49 PM

Sosa · 04-15-2005, 02:01 PM

hahaha too funny

Kicker · 04-15-2005, 02:07 PM

Lol:-)))))

Shap · 04-15-2005, 02:14 PM

HOLY SHIT dude that is funny!

Myst · 04-15-2005, 02:20 PM

fucking sig whores
can you assholes even read?

04-15-2005, 12:57 PM	#1
Paraskass Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: QC Posts: 5,829	Oh shit, DRAMA at my neighbours house... This is a great story... Two of my neighbours share a backyard and this spring one of them, who owns a miniature Schnauzer (dog), wanted to build a fence and split the costs with the other neighbour. Anyways, the one without a dog didn't want to spend money right now and agreed to set up a fence next year. So easter comes and the neighbour without a dog buys a pet rabbit for his 10 year old son and sets him up in a cage in the yard. A couple of days later, the neighbour that owns the dog opens up his back door to let the dog in, and he sees the Schaunzer carrying the rabbit which by now is stiff and covered in mud! The owner starts freaking out, thinking his dog killed the rabbit and dragged him around in the dirt. Not knowing what to do, he decides to wash the rabbit clean, then, when nobody is looking he proceeds to putting the dead rabbit back in it's cage. The next morning, as he is leaving for work, his neighbour who owns the rabbit is totally freaking out, and yelling for him to wait because he has to talk to him. So my neighbour with the dog just hurries up, says he has no time and jumps into his car... When he gets home, his neighbour is still asking to talk, this time he cannot avoid him. The owner of the rabbit is totally freaked out and says: shit man, you'll never know what happenned. I think this fucking land is haunted. My rabbit had died so I burried him, and he came back into his cage! Next thing you know, he put the house up for sale and is moving, thinking his back yard is ancient indian burial land... LOL I can picture my neighbour washing a dead rabbit thinking his dog killed it. man I would of loved to see the look on the guy's face when his dead rabbit was back in it's cage. __________________ Last edited by Paraskass; 04-15-2005 at 12:59 PM..

04-15-2005, 01:03 PM	#6
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04-15-2005, 12:59 PM	#2
Fake Nick So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: go troll goo! Posts: 7,708	lol, good story ! ! but did that really happen ? if so , thats god damn funny

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04-15-2005, 01:04 PM	#8
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04-15-2005, 02:14 PM	#20
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04-15-2005, 02:20 PM	#21
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