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Paraskass 04-15-2005 12:57 PM

Oh shit, DRAMA at my neighbours house...
 
This is a great story... :thumbsup

Two of my neighbours share a backyard and this spring one of them, who owns a miniature Schnauzer (dog), wanted to build a fence and split the costs with the other neighbour. Anyways, the one without a dog didn't want to spend money right now and agreed to set up a fence next year. So easter comes and the neighbour without a dog buys a pet rabbit for his 10 year old son and sets him up in a cage in the yard.

A couple of days later, the neighbour that owns the dog opens up his back door to let the dog in, and he sees the Schaunzer carrying the rabbit which by now is stiff and covered in mud! The owner starts freaking out, thinking his dog killed the rabbit and dragged him around in the dirt. Not knowing what to do, he decides to wash the rabbit clean, then, when nobody is looking he proceeds to putting the dead rabbit back in it's cage.

The next morning, as he is leaving for work, his neighbour who owns the rabbit is totally freaking out, and yelling for him to wait because he has to talk to him. So my neighbour with the dog just hurries up, says he has no time and jumps into his car...

When he gets home, his neighbour is still asking to talk, this time he cannot avoid him. The owner of the rabbit is totally freaked out and says: shit man, you'll never know what happenned. I think this fucking land is haunted. My rabbit had died so I burried him, and he came back into his cage!

Next thing you know, he put the house up for sale and is moving, thinking his back yard is ancient indian burial land...

LOL
I can picture my neighbour washing a dead rabbit thinking his dog killed it.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

man I would of loved to see the look on the guy's face when his dead rabbit was back in it's cage.
:1orglaugh

Fake Nick 04-15-2005 12:59 PM

lol, good story ! ! but did that really happen ? if so , thats god damn funny

Paraskass 04-15-2005 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fake Nick
lol, good story ! ! but did that really happen ? if so , thats god damn funny

it really did.

so fucked up.
I don't know if I would have told him the truth...

in either case you look like a dumbass for not fessing up.

DarkJedi 04-15-2005 01:03 PM

That did not happen to your neighbours, liar.

This story is like 1 year old.

Rich 04-15-2005 01:03 PM

That's from the movie Dickie Roberts.

sickkittens 04-15-2005 01:03 PM

Dude, that's an old joke.

BradM 04-15-2005 01:03 PM

This all makes sense when you remember they are french.

tedwinters 04-15-2005 01:04 PM

BS
I've read that in a magazine before ;)

sickkittens 04-15-2005 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi
That did not happen to your neighbours, liar.

This story is like 1 year old.

If by 1 you mean 15, then yes.

asuna 04-15-2005 01:04 PM

this personally happend to your neighbours?

I've heard that story so many times..

Tala 04-15-2005 01:05 PM

That story is older than I am. Funny, but ancient. :)

Cassie 04-15-2005 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paraskass
This is a great story... :thumbsup

Two of my neighbours share a backyard and this spring one of them, who owns a miniature Schnauzer (dog), wanted to build a fence and split the costs with the other neighbour. Anyways, the one without a dog didn't want to spend money right now and agreed to set up a fence next year. So easter comes and the neighbour without a dog buys a pet rabbit for his 10 year old son and sets him up in a cage in the yard.

A couple of days later, the neighbour that owns the dog opens up his back door to let the dog in, and he sees the Schaunzer carrying the rabbit which by now is stiff and covered in mud! The owner starts freaking out, thinking his dog killed the rabbit and dragged him around in the dirt. Not knowing what to do, he decides to wash the rabbit clean, then, when nobody is looking he proceeds to putting the dead rabbit back in it's cage.

The next morning, as he is leaving for work, his neighbour who owns the rabbit is totally freaking out, and yelling for him to wait because he has to talk to him. So my neighbour with the dog just hurries up, says he has no time and jumps into his car...

When he gets home, his neighbour is still asking to talk, this time he cannot avoid him. The owner of the rabbit is totally freaked out and says: shit man, you'll never know what happenned. I think this fucking land is haunted. My rabbit had died so I burried him, and he came back into his cage!

Next thing you know, he put the house up for sale and is moving, thinking his back yard is ancient indian burial land...

LOL
I can picture my neighbour washing a dead rabbit thinking his dog killed it.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

man I would of loved to see the look on the guy's face when his dead rabbit was back in it's cage.
:1orglaugh


omg this is so great :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Myst 04-15-2005 01:36 PM

wow youre such a fucking loser
this did not happen to you, in fact the same fucking story was on boston legal in one episode

Triple 6 04-15-2005 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paraskass
This is a great story... :thumbsup

Two of my neighbours share a backyard and this spring one of them, who owns a miniature Schnauzer (dog), wanted to build a fence and split the costs with the other neighbour. Anyways, the one without a dog didn't want to spend money right now and agreed to set up a fence next year. So easter comes and the neighbour without a dog buys a pet rabbit for his 10 year old son and sets him up in a cage in the yard.

A couple of days later, the neighbour that owns the dog opens up his back door to let the dog in, and he sees the Schaunzer carrying the rabbit which by now is stiff and covered in mud! The owner starts freaking out, thinking his dog killed the rabbit and dragged him around in the dirt. Not knowing what to do, he decides to wash the rabbit clean, then, when nobody is looking he proceeds to putting the dead rabbit back in it's cage.

The next morning, as he is leaving for work, his neighbour who owns the rabbit is totally freaking out, and yelling for him to wait because he has to talk to him. So my neighbour with the dog just hurries up, says he has no time and jumps into his car...

When he gets home, his neighbour is still asking to talk, this time he cannot avoid him. The owner of the rabbit is totally freaked out and says: shit man, you'll never know what happenned. I think this fucking land is haunted. My rabbit had died so I burried him, and he came back into his cage!

Next thing you know, he put the house up for sale and is moving, thinking his back yard is ancient indian burial land...

LOL
I can picture my neighbour washing a dead rabbit thinking his dog killed it.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

man I would of loved to see the look on the guy's face when his dead rabbit was back in it's cage.
:1orglaugh




bwaaahaHAHAHAHahahaha


that was fucking GREAT. ty for posting that!!!11

Triple 6 04-15-2005 01:41 PM

bleh, old joke.... whatever, i never heard it b4... pretty funny tho

sonofsam 04-15-2005 01:42 PM

old or not... it was new to me and fucking hilarious :)

axelcat 04-15-2005 01:49 PM

:1orglaugh

Sosa 04-15-2005 02:01 PM

hahaha too funny

Kicker 04-15-2005 02:07 PM

Lol:-)))))

Shap 04-15-2005 02:14 PM

HOLY SHIT dude that is funny!

Myst 04-15-2005 02:20 PM

fucking sig whores
can you assholes even read?


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