Is CANADA " IN" the US ??? - GoFuckYourself.com

directfiesta · 04-13-2005, 06:21 PM

Seems this guy thinks so:

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WE DO NOT SHIP TO Canada, Puerto Rico OR Guam, or any other country that is technically in the U.S.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...0075 748&rd=1

Shit ! Been busy so it seems I missed the liberation of Canada

Spunky · 04-13-2005, 06:25 PM

I guess he considers Alaska and Hawaii a country within the US

Head · 04-13-2005, 06:33 PM

JimmiDean · 04-13-2005, 06:36 PM

Hope he isnt selling maps

WarChild · 04-13-2005, 06:36 PM

Well since they ship to Continetal US, it's possible they meant they do not ship to anywhere techinically NOT in the US.

You know, "Can you ship to Canada? It's right next to the US on the same continent!"

directfiesta · 04-13-2005, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Well since they ship to Continetal US, it's possible they meant they do not ship to anywhere techinically NOT in the US.

You know, "Can you ship to Canada? It's right next to the US on the same continent!"

Probably, but still funny.

As a lawyer once told me : keep your answer short and don't explain...

He should have skipped the second part of his phrase.

WarChild · 04-13-2005, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta

Probably, but still funny.

As a lawyer once told me : keep your answer short and don't explain...

He should have skipped the second part of his phrase.

No doubt.

wargames · 04-13-2005, 06:46 PM

Man, that guy is stupid.

Downtime · 04-13-2005, 06:50 PM

why the fuck would we want Canada?

WarChild · 04-13-2005, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Downtime

why the fuck would we want Canada?

A whole pile of natural resources?

Spunky · 04-13-2005, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Downtime

why the fuck would we want Canada?

When was the last time you looked at your sig?

Icon · 04-13-2005, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Downtime

why the fuck would we want Canada?

yeah man, who the fuck needs common sense?

Downtime · 04-13-2005, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by spunky

When was the last time you looked at your sig?

Just a few seconds ago. You know what's awesome about the Internet? The fact that because you can't see my facial expressions or hear my voice, it's nearly impossible to sense sarcasm.

I personally have nothing against Canada, they have great fishing and the people are very kind.

painintheass · 04-13-2005, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta

Seems this guy thinks so:

Shit ! Been busy so it seems I missed the liberation of Canada

Ya know.. there is this maple leaf thingy on a flag pole...
also there is this entire French-English thing going on.
Not to mention the entire Priminister vs. Emperior Redneck thing.

Here is a clue..when you get to the United States start heading north.
When you meet the polite men with guns that stop all the cars, search them for drugs or ilegal stuff and ask you what your citizenship is and to see a passport.

I think it's pretty safe to assume you are at Canada.

spunkmaster · 04-13-2005, 10:37 PM

Canadians rock it's the fucking Frenchies in Canada that suck

Kevsh · 04-13-2005, 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by spunkmaster

Canadians rock it's the fucking Frenchies in Canada that suck

As a Canadian, I love our French people ... even if they don't mix well with you Americans (and sometimes the rest of Canada). Two of the most amazing women I ever dated were from PQ. Personally, I love Montreal in particular, it's nightlife, culture, even the inexplicable fascination they have with Molson Ex.

Downtime · 04-14-2005, 12:18 AM

oh, and LaBatt Blue in Canada is the greatest beer ever. love the imported version too

SilverTab · 04-14-2005, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevsh

As a Canadian, I love our French people ... even if they don't mix well with you Americans (and sometimes the rest of Canada). Two of the most amazing women I ever dated were from PQ. Personally, I love Montreal in particular, it's nightlife, culture, even the inexplicable fascination they have with Molson Ex.

Thanks! I'm drinking one right now! ;)

To the guy who said the "fucking frenchies in canada sucks", you can suck my dick!

SilverTab · 04-14-2005, 12:23 AM

I would also add: I have absolutely nothing against English Canadians nor Americans....except when they are jerks...(and that works for every other country anyway)...

spunkmaster · 04-14-2005, 12:44 AM

"As a Canadian, I love our French people "

Are they French or Canadian ?

painintheass · 04-14-2005, 02:22 AM

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Canadians rock it's the fucking Frenchies in Canada that suck

Well on behalf of all french Canadiennes let me go on official record and state:
(Note the ending of the word Canadienne.. it signifies I'm female)

Yes I suck... Like a baby with a lollypop I suck long and deep.
Gagging myself all the way to the back of my throat.

Swirling my toungue around the head for a moment and then like it's my last meal I plunge it all the way back in again and enjoy the feeling of testicles tickling my chin.

And when it cums... I play with in my mouth like it was Quebec maple syrup.. Making sure a little drips down my chin for visual excitement.

Then with my mouth open I make sure that it can be seen that I swallow down each and every single drop. Even using my fingers to clean up what is on my chin and then making certain I lick them clean.

When I'm finished that I clean up that wonderful thick hard cock with my mouth and complete my sperm meal.

And with a gleaful smile I look at my master wanting more.. maybe offering my ass for pleasure.

I'm a grown woman and don't have many sexual hang ups. So...

I suck French Canadiens.
I suck English Canadians.

Including Americans, I pretty much will suck off anyone that isn't a complete jerk.

With that said... You will never know the pleasure of one of my blowjobs.

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