painintheass

Ya know.. there is this maple leaf thingy on a flag pole...
also there is this entire French-English thing going on.
Not to mention the entire Priminister vs. Emperior Redneck thing.

Here is a clue..when you get to the United States start heading north.
When you meet the polite men with guns that stop all the cars, search them for drugs or ilegal stuff and ask you what your citizenship is and to see a passport.

I think it's pretty safe to assume you are at Canada.