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Old 04-12-2005, 04:41 PM   #1
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Own me for the next month

OK, so I am in need of money...quick money... so here's the deal, for the next 30 days (available to start tomorrow) i will give someone a guaranteed 2.5 hours a day of me being a slave for a measily $1000; $500 up front, $500 at the end of 30 days... this comes to 75 hours and about $13 an hour, which is way lower than my normal rates...

what can i offer? i am a programmer with high knowledge in php, perl, asp and cfm... i can do various system administrative tasks with software like apache, IIS, mysql, mssql, oracle... i can be used for more boring work like sending emails, writing up docs, copying stuff etc... if the work is interesting i may spend more time a day on the work, but that's not in the 2.5 hours a day guarantee...

icq me gawrsh darnit!
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Old 04-12-2005, 04:45 PM   #2
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clean my toilet...?
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Old 04-12-2005, 04:47 PM   #3
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clean my toilet...?
with a toothbrush!

(anyone have a toothbrush i can borrow?)
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Old 04-12-2005, 04:47 PM   #4
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clean my toilet...?
There are toilets in basements?
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Old 04-13-2005, 02:03 AM   #5
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Goodluck m8
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Old 04-13-2005, 02:06 AM   #6
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I have a feeling no one will own you, posting this here you have just owned yourself. but good luck with the finances man.
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