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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am *I* located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :)
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For those of you who don't yet have a will, here is a free blank copy....
New Living Will
I, _________________________ (fill in the blank), being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of braindead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit up and ask for a cold beer, it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my spouse, children and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a special law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is my wish that these boneheads mind their own damn business, and pay attention instead to the health, education and future of the millions of Canadians/Americans who aren't in a permanent coma. Under no circumstances shall any politicians butt into this case. I don't care how many fundamentalist votes they're trying to scrounge for their run for Prime Minister / the Presidency in 2008, it is my wish that they play politics with someone else's life and leave me alone to die in peace. I couldn't care less if a Million religious zealots send e-mails to legislators in which they pretend to care about me. I don't know these people, and I certainly haven't authorized them to preach and crusade on my behalf. They should mind their own business too. If any of my family goes against my wishes and turns my case into a political cause, I hereby promise to come back from the grave and make his or her existence a living hell. _______________________________________ Signature __________________________________ Witness
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I AM WEB 2.0
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can you leave me your tee pee and peace pipe?
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Affiliate
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: CR
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Gayer than Richard Simmons in a boys shower room.
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: 4REALCASH.COM
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Nice will... thanks, I'm printing it out now to sign it!
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So Fucking Banned
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stc is the greatest
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: rip sean murray
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wheres the p.s. i leave all my shit to cdsmith
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: May 2001
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Text Writer
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Wisconsin
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If any of my family goes against my wishes and turns my case into a political cause, I hereby promise to come back from the grave and make his or her existence a living hell.
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I would actually like to set up a legit living will. Been thinking about buying one of those kits.
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Most people grossly underestimate the importance of having a will, untill it's too late.
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I can change this!!!!!
Join Date: Feb 2004
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wow well good thing i have one thanks though
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I need a beer
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I need one that my cat can read
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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that would be very helpful someday sooner or later thanks
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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