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CDSmith · 04-10-2005, 02:02 PM

New Living Will

I, _________________________ (fill in the blank), being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of braindead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit up and ask for a cold beer, it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my spouse, children and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.

Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a special law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is my wish that these boneheads mind their own damn business, and pay attention instead to the health, education and future of the millions of Canadians/Americans who aren't in a permanent coma.

Under no circumstances shall any politicians butt into this case. I don't care how many fundamentalist votes they're trying to scrounge for their run for Prime Minister / the Presidency in 2008, it is my wish that they play politics with someone else's life and leave me alone to die in peace.

I couldn't care less if a Million religious zealots send e-mails to legislators in which they pretend to care about me. I don't know these people, and I certainly haven't authorized them to preach and crusade on my behalf. They should mind their own business too.

If any of my family goes against my wishes and turns my case into a political cause, I hereby promise to come back from the grave and make his or her existence a living hell.

_______________________________________
Signature

__________________________________
Witness

MetaMan · 04-10-2005, 02:03 PM

can you leave me your tee pee and peace pipe?

Oracle Porn · 04-10-2005, 02:07 PM

cambaby · 04-10-2005, 03:43 PM

Gayer than Richard Simmons in a boys shower room.

JFK · 04-10-2005, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by cambaby

Gayer than Richard Simmons in a boys shower room.

is Richard Simmons......................... GAY ???

Bruce_Miller · 04-10-2005, 03:52 PM

Nice will... thanks, I'm printing it out now to sign it!

cambaby · 04-10-2005, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

is Richard Simmons......................... GAY ???

I dont know but I saw him on Whos line is it anyways and he was feeling up Collin pretty good.

ytcracker · 04-10-2005, 04:04 PM

wheres the p.s. i leave all my shit to cdsmith

CDSmith · 04-10-2005, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ytcracker

wheres the p.s. i leave all my shit to cdsmith

Well, that is certainly an option for any of you. Just slip that little addendum down at the bottom, right above the signature line :D

Babagirls · 04-10-2005, 07:30 PM

If any of my family goes against my wishes and turns my case into a political cause, I hereby promise to come back from the grave and make his or her existence a living hell.

LOL nice!

iwantchixx · 04-10-2005, 08:17 PM

I would actually like to set up a legit living will. Been thinking about buying one of those kits.

CDSmith · 04-10-2005, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iwantchixx

I would actually like to set up a legit living will. Been thinking about buying one of those kits.

Do it. That's a very good idea you have.

Most people grossly underestimate the importance of having a will, untill it's too late.

Screaming · 04-10-2005, 08:22 PM

wow well good thing i have one thanks though

Spunky · 04-10-2005, 08:47 PM

I need one that my cat can read

jamesonxx · 04-10-2005, 09:10 PM

that would be very helpful someday sooner or later thanks

CDSmith · 04-10-2005, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jamesonxx

that would be very helpful someday sooner or later thanks

Make it sooner. You could be a veggie by next week.

04-10-2005, 02:02 PM	#1
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	For those of you who don't yet have a will, here is a free blank copy.... New Living Will I, _________________________ (fill in the blank), being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of braindead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit up and ask for a cold beer, it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my spouse, children and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a special law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is my wish that these boneheads mind their own damn business, and pay attention instead to the health, education and future of the millions of Canadians/Americans who aren't in a permanent coma. Under no circumstances shall any politicians butt into this case. I don't care how many fundamentalist votes they're trying to scrounge for their run for Prime Minister / the Presidency in 2008, it is my wish that they play politics with someone else's life and leave me alone to die in peace. I couldn't care less if a Million religious zealots send e-mails to legislators in which they pretend to care about me. I don't know these people, and I certainly haven't authorized them to preach and crusade on my behalf. They should mind their own business too. If any of my family goes against my wishes and turns my case into a political cause, I hereby promise to come back from the grave and make his or her existence a living hell. _______________________________________ Signature __________________________________ Witness __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

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Babagirls Text Writer Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 18,812	If any of my family goes against my wishes and turns my case into a political cause, I hereby promise to come back from the grave and make his or her existence a living hell. LOL nice! __________________ Need a Text Writer? Blogs\|Reviews\|Descriptions\|Paysites\|TGP's\|Stories ICQ: 397892500

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Screaming I can change this!!!!! Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 18,972	wow well good thing i have one thanks though __________________

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iwantchixx Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Boonies Posts: 12,860	I would actually like to set up a legit living will. Been thinking about buying one of those kits.

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