Have you ever dumped them at the altar? - GoFuckYourself.com

baddog · 04-10-2005, 05:12 PM

Don't ask me why, but I am watching a movie that is ending with a wedding, and got me to thinking.

I remember the first time, standing on the altar, church loaded with friends and family, she was walking up the aisle, and all I could do was look to my best man and wonder why he wasn't pulling me out of there.

The next time I got married in my backyard with about 300 friends looking on. I think the only reason I did not back out was because there were so many people there, and I did not have the guts to tell them to keep their presents and enjoy the free food and alcohol.

So, were any of you brave enough to wise up before saying "I do?"

Shooting_Manic · 04-10-2005, 05:15 PM

I took a dump and it was ultra nasty... does that count?

biskoppen · 04-10-2005, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Shooting_Manic

I took a dump and it was ultra nasty... does that count?

There is nothing like a smelly brownie next to a priest

Babagirls · 04-10-2005, 05:19 PM

i've been with my boyfriend for almost 6 yrs now. i wanna be DAMN sure he's the one before i say "i do".

hydro · 04-10-2005, 05:21 PM

Thankfully ive got a good 10 years before i'll need to face that long walk

Shooting_Manic · 04-10-2005, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by biskoppen

There is nothing like a smelly brownie next to a priest

Sends the bride to be running too.

Mr Pheer · 04-10-2005, 05:49 PM

I almost didnt show up to my 2nd wedding. It was in a huge church and like 150 of my exwife's friends and family and maybe 15 of mine because it was 1600 miles from my hometown. The planning of the wedding and the events leading up to it were so stressful that I didnt want anything to do with it. And I still wish I hadnt showed up for that shit, so maybe her mom woulda had a heart attack or something. Would have saved me alot of misery later

wargames · 04-10-2005, 08:53 PM

Nope. That's bad.

Stacey_JoinRightNow · 04-10-2005, 09:05 PM

u'll suddenly feel at one point in your life that you're ready without any doubt to say "i do"

AndrewKanuck · 04-10-2005, 09:06 PM

Never done that, but I've left one after the wedding by just leaving the country - it's good to be back in the US ;)

cherrylula · 04-10-2005, 09:10 PM

no way, weddings = waste of time & money

I laugh at people who spend thousands on them, and the file divorce.

not necessary at all aside from tax reasons.

baddog · 04-10-2005, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Stacey_JoinRightNow

u'll suddenly feel at one point in your life that you're ready without any doubt to say "i do"

Yeah, right.

Adult Insider Bubba · 04-10-2005, 11:56 PM

Haven't been in the situation yet, and when I am, I think I'll be ready, but who knows???

GiantGnome · 04-10-2005, 11:59 PM

if you dont love them, you dont ask them. simple enough.

CDSmith · 04-11-2005, 12:00 AM

Haven't taken it as far as the altar yet, so no.

Close, was engaged once, but broke it off cold with her after a stormy 4 year relationship after wising up about facing the fact that she had a horrible temper and a bad drinking problem. No altar!

SleazyDream · 04-11-2005, 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Don't ask me why, but I am watching a movie that is ending with a wedding, and got me to thinking.

I remember the first time, standing on the altar, church loaded with friends and family, she was walking up the aisle, and all I could do was look to my best man and wonder why he wasn't pulling me out of there.

The next time I got married in my backyard with about 300 friends looking on. I think the only reason I did not back out was because there were so many people there, and I did not have the guts to tell them to keep their presents and enjoy the free food and alcohol.

So, were any of you brave enough to wise up before saying "I do?"

i agree - my whole fucking wedding is my BEST MAN's FAULT.

fucker didnt' SAVE ME

Rictor · 04-11-2005, 12:02 AM

No, I wish!

04-10-2005, 05:12 PM	#1
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	Have you ever dumped them at the altar? Don't ask me why, but I am watching a movie that is ending with a wedding, and got me to thinking. I remember the first time, standing on the altar, church loaded with friends and family, she was walking up the aisle, and all I could do was look to my best man and wonder why he wasn't pulling me out of there. The next time I got married in my backyard with about 300 friends looking on. I think the only reason I did not back out was because there were so many people there, and I did not have the guts to tell them to keep their presents and enjoy the free food and alcohol. So, were any of you brave enough to wise up before saying "I do?"

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wargames Kliris Join Date: May 2003 Location: ca Posts: 10,423	Nope. That's bad. __________________ ICQ 212-115-582 Email Steve at Vas Media Group .com

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Stacey_JoinRightNow Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Montreal Posts: 6,269	u'll suddenly feel at one point in your life that you're ready without any doubt to say "i do" __________________

04-10-2005, 05:21 PM	#5
hydro Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Dirty 3rd Posts: 4,216	Thankfully ive got a good 10 years before i'll need to face that long walk

04-10-2005, 05:49 PM	#7
Mr Pheer Retired Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 21,262	I almost didnt show up to my 2nd wedding. It was in a huge church and like 150 of my exwife's friends and family and maybe 15 of mine because it was 1600 miles from my hometown. The planning of the wedding and the events leading up to it were so stressful that I didnt want anything to do with it. And I still wish I hadnt showed up for that shit, so maybe her mom woulda had a heart attack or something. Would have saved me alot of misery later

04-10-2005, 09:06 PM	#10
AndrewKanuck Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Cleveland & Atlanta Posts: 6,706	Never done that, but I've left one after the wedding by just leaving the country - it's good to be back in the US ;) __________________

04-10-2005, 09:10 PM	#11
cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	no way, weddings = waste of time & money I laugh at people who spend thousands on them, and the file divorce. not necessary at all aside from tax reasons.

04-10-2005, 11:56 PM	#13
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04-11-2005, 12:02 AM	#17
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	No, I wish!