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baddog · 04-10-2005, 05:12 PM

Don't ask me why, but I am watching a movie that is ending with a wedding, and got me to thinking.

I remember the first time, standing on the altar, church loaded with friends and family, she was walking up the aisle, and all I could do was look to my best man and wonder why he wasn't pulling me out of there.

The next time I got married in my backyard with about 300 friends looking on. I think the only reason I did not back out was because there were so many people there, and I did not have the guts to tell them to keep their presents and enjoy the free food and alcohol.

So, were any of you brave enough to wise up before saying "I do?"

04-10-2005, 05:12 PM
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	Have you ever dumped them at the altar? Don't ask me why, but I am watching a movie that is ending with a wedding, and got me to thinking. I remember the first time, standing on the altar, church loaded with friends and family, she was walking up the aisle, and all I could do was look to my best man and wonder why he wasn't pulling me out of there. The next time I got married in my backyard with about 300 friends looking on. I think the only reason I did not back out was because there were so many people there, and I did not have the guts to tell them to keep their presents and enjoy the free food and alcohol. So, were any of you brave enough to wise up before saying "I do?"