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|  04-07-2005, 08:48 PM | #1 | 
| I'm a great bowler. Industry Role:  Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. 
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				I Almost Hooked Up With A Female Web Developer But...
			 ...When I was gettin frisky with her and moved in for the kill she told me that she had installed a pop-up blocker.  I was allowed to surf but installing anything into her box was strictly prohibited.     I just got up and told her that it was ok because my virus scanner was trying to force me to quarantine her for the past hour. I tossed her a cookie and said, "This is so you'll remember me the next time I come back." Damn, I need to go to bed. Even my jokes are getting tired.  
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|  04-07-2005, 08:48 PM | #2 | 
| I can change this!!!!! Join Date: Feb 2004 
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				 | hahaha yeah dude i would say it is time for a nap | 
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|  04-07-2005, 08:49 PM | #3 | 
| Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Buffalo, NY 
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				 | time to go to bed  | 
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|  04-07-2005, 08:51 PM | #4 | 
| Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver 
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				 | haha i found it pretty funny   
				__________________ I like turtles. | 
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|  04-07-2005, 08:53 PM | #5 | 
| Confirmed User Industry Role:  Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: In a refrigerator box by the tracks. 
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				 | Good humor is always appreciated. Thanks for sharing. | 
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|  04-07-2005, 08:59 PM | #6 | 
| I am cool Join Date: Jul 2003 
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				 | Nerd humor at it's best =) | 
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|  04-07-2005, 09:27 PM | #7 | |
| In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska 
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				 | Quote: 
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|  04-07-2005, 09:34 PM | #8 | 
| Workin With The Devil Industry Role:  Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: West Bloomfield, MI 
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				 | goodnight rob | 
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|  04-07-2005, 09:37 PM | #9 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Costa Rica 
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				 | nerd....   Jim | 
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|  04-07-2005, 09:40 PM | #10 | 
| President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo 
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				 | The real story: She ordered a hard drive but it turned out to be a floppy. ;) | 
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|  04-07-2005, 09:42 PM | #11 | 
| Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 
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				 | Hahaha. I was like what the hell lol . 
				__________________ I got a great idea lol... | 
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|  04-07-2005, 10:10 PM | #12 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Earth 
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				 | Just tell me when your cookie expires, - I'm armed to the teeth with Norton, so I think I won't get any viruses  | 
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|  04-07-2005, 10:28 PM | #13 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 
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				 | very funny dude | 
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|  04-07-2005, 10:35 PM | #14 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: QC 
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				 | A girl let me fuck her with a Trojan. | 
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|  04-07-2005, 10:38 PM | #15 | 
| So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2003 
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				 | hahaha, I liked that one. Keep in mind I am a nerd. | 
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|  04-07-2005, 10:47 PM | #16 | 
| Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler 
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				 | You need to get some sleep dude.   | 
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