I Almost Hooked Up With A Female Web Developer But...
 

...When I was gettin frisky with her and moved in for the kill she told me that she had installed a pop-up blocker. I was allowed to surf but installing anything into her box was strictly prohibited. :mad:

I just got up and told her that it was ok because my virus scanner was trying to force me to quarantine her for the past hour. I tossed her a cookie and said, "This is so you'll remember me the next time I come back."

Damn, I need to go to bed. Even my jokes are getting tired. :(

hahaha yeah dude i would say it is time for a nap

time to go to bed:)

haha i found it pretty funny :)

Good humor is always appreciated.
Thanks for sharing.

Nerd humor at it's best =)

no kiddin

goodnight rob

nerd.... :)

Jim

The real story: She ordered a hard drive but it turned out to be a floppy. ;)

Hahaha. I was like what the hell lol .

Just tell me when your cookie expires, - I'm armed to the teeth with Norton, so I think I won't get any viruses
:pimp

very funny dude

A girl let me fuck her with a Trojan.

hahaha, I liked that one. Keep in mind I am a nerd.

You need to get some sleep dude. :1orglaugh