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Slick · 01-03-2002, 01:36 PM

Boy, look at what makes the top news stories, kinda pathetic what we cover.

Bill Clinton's dog was run over today - http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,42070,00.html

Slick · 01-03-2002, 01:37 PM

Maybe Gary should send him one of his goats to help him recover. A goat is pretty loyal, ain't it ?

Gary · 01-03-2002, 01:38 PM

Very loyal and ALWAYS willing to please

Keev · 01-03-2002, 01:58 PM

How would you like to be the guy that hit the dog LOL

Probably end up on the list of people knocked off during the clinton years.

titmowse · 01-03-2002, 02:24 PM

My lil doogie got hit by a car when I was eight and I have never recovered...NEVER!

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Dualcpu · 01-03-2002, 02:33 PM

May Buddy rest in peace.

12clicks · 01-03-2002, 02:35 PM

I hear it was suicide.

Ludedude · 01-03-2002, 02:37 PM

Let's see, the mutt escaped from the "compound," ran next door and shit on some guy's lawn who's no doubt pissed off about the blocked streets, the black helipcopters, the inability to even go out in the morning without the secret service watching him, the long lines in town whenever his majesty cruises the local high-schools...

So he took his suburban SUV and ran the little fucker over. End of story.

Fucking news media ought to be shot for even covering this mindless drivel.

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Dualcpu · 01-03-2002, 02:38 PM

12Clicks:
"I hear it was suicide."

They are still investigating, we cant speculate at this time.

Ludedude · 01-03-2002, 02:40 PM

Maybe the dog dug up some underwear or a dress Clinton had buried on the property. They had no choice but to fake its suicide before the exhalted Senator no one wants finds out again

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titmowse · 01-03-2002, 02:53 PM

hey man, human interest stories are what keep us interested in humans...or dogs, or KITTIES!

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eRock · 01-03-2002, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks:
I hear it was suicide.

Well, wouldn't you kill yourself if you were part of that family?

I can't believe that idiot (clinton) still makes the news!

AaronM · 01-03-2002, 03:23 PM

I would like to add a bit o' humor to this thread but I am too saddened by this tradegy and way too tired to be clever at this time.

Keev · 01-03-2002, 03:29 PM

Anrt you still trying to get with 69? I dont mean for lunch either

B.Diker · 01-03-2002, 03:32 PM

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Originally posted by titmowse:
hey man, human interest stories are what keep us interested in humans...or dogs, or KITTIES!

aggree with you

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gaby · 01-03-2002, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Keev:
How would you like to be the guy that hit the dog LOL

Probably end up on the list of people knocked off during the clinton years.

It was a 17-year-old girl.
http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/01/03/bud...led/index.html

whatcha think, will she be invited to the David Letterman show?

CancerFactory · 01-03-2002, 05:42 PM

i just got off the phone with a source close to the story....
apparently, sock the cat is currently under investigation for arranging the murder of "buddy". Leads are still sketchy, but police are confident that sock had something to do with this. Furthermore, they believe that clinton and sock may have had a sexual relashionship as early as 2 months ago, and believe that could have been a motive for the buddy murder. I will keep everyone updated as this news event unfolds. god bless america.

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Nbritte · 01-03-2002, 06:01 PM

did they find any cigars at the scene and where if they did?

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-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 01-03-2002, 06:10 PM

Quote:

From CNN:
According to police, Buddy was struck by a vehicle driven by a 17-year-old girl after "playfully chasing a contractor"

The moral of this story is:
17 year old lolitas should not be "playfully chasing contractors"

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Machine · 01-03-2002, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Keev:
How would you like to be the guy that hit the dog LOL

Probably end up on the list of people knocked off during the clinton years.

I was just thinking that.

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eroswebmaster · 01-03-2002, 06:38 PM

Now somebody needs to do a "Pets of Clinton" site like those conspiratorial "friends of Clinton" sites...LOL

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01-03-2002, 01:36 PM	#1
Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	Bill Clinton's Dog Ran Over Boy, look at what makes the top news stories, kinda pathetic what we cover. Bill Clinton's dog was run over today - http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,42070,00.html

01-03-2002, 01:37 PM	#2
Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	Maybe Gary should send him one of his goats to help him recover. A goat is pretty loyal, ain't it ?

01-03-2002, 01:38 PM	#3
Gary Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kimmykims couch Posts: 6,110	Very loyal and ALWAYS willing to please

01-03-2002, 01:58 PM	#4
Keev Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 5,335	How would you like to be the guy that hit the dog LOL Probably end up on the list of people knocked off during the clinton years.

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titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	My lil doogie got hit by a car when I was eight and I have never recovered...NEVER! ------------------ love, tit learn search find

01-03-2002, 02:33 PM	#6
Dualcpu Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Europe Posts: 488	May Buddy rest in peace.

01-03-2002, 02:35 PM	#7
12clicks Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: God's right hand Posts: 19,789	I hear it was suicide.

01-03-2002, 02:37 PM	#8
Ludedude Suck it! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Who wants to know? Posts: 4,432	Let's see, the mutt escaped from the "compound," ran next door and shit on some guy's lawn who's no doubt pissed off about the blocked streets, the black helipcopters, the inability to even go out in the morning without the secret service watching him, the long lines in town whenever his majesty cruises the local high-schools... So he took his suburban SUV and ran the little fucker over. End of story. Fucking news media ought to be shot for even covering this mindless drivel. ------------------ Post your galleries here! Make 60% recurring (no fees) with these Babes! <A HREF="http://refer.ccbill.com/cgi-bin/clicks.cgi?CA=914709&PA=210461" TARGET=_blank> The Professional TGP Submitter! </A>

01-03-2002, 02:38 PM	#9
Dualcpu Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Europe Posts: 488	12Clicks: "I hear it was suicide." They are still investigating, we cant speculate at this time.

01-03-2002, 02:40 PM	#10
Ludedude Suck it! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Who wants to know? Posts: 4,432	Maybe the dog dug up some underwear or a dress Clinton had buried on the property. They had no choice but to fake its suicide before the exhalted Senator no one wants finds out again ------------------ Post your galleries here! Make 60% recurring (no fees) with these Babes! <A HREF="http://refer.ccbill.com/cgi-bin/clicks.cgi?CA=914709&PA=210461" TARGET=_blank> The Professional TGP Submitter! </A>

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titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	hey man, human interest stories are what keep us interested in humans...or dogs, or KITTIES! ------------------ love, tit learn search find

01-03-2002, 03:23 PM	#13
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	I would like to add a bit o' humor to this thread but I am too saddened by this tradegy and way too tired to be clever at this time.

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Keev Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 5,335	Anrt you still trying to get with 69? I dont mean for lunch either

01-03-2002, 05:42 PM	#17
CancerFactory Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 270	i just got off the phone with a source close to the story.... apparently, sock the cat is currently under investigation for arranging the murder of "buddy". Leads are still sketchy, but police are confident that sock had something to do with this. Furthermore, they believe that clinton and sock may have had a sexual relashionship as early as 2 months ago, and believe that could have been a motive for the buddy murder. I will keep everyone updated as this news event unfolds. god bless america. ----------------- Join4Free - $1 per free email signup. Pays ontime 100% of time

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eroswebmaster March 1st, 2003 Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seat 4 @ Venetian Poker Room Posts: 20,295	Now somebody needs to do a "Pets of Clinton" site like those conspiratorial "friends of Clinton" sites...LOL eros