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lagwagon · 01-02-2002, 04:59 PM

I just got fired from my job. I show up to work everyday on time for a year and never call in sick and always bust my ass. Now I mess up one thing and I get my ass canned. A guy gives me a deposit (i was a bank teller until 30 minutes ago) with a wells fargo deposit slip, but this is compass bank. well I am working the drive thru that is busy as fuck, and fail to notice that it is incorrect. i run the deposit anyway. now he is missing a $1500 check that he fucked up on in the deposit and gets pissed, and our processing department cant seem to find it... I NOW GET THE SHAFT FOR HIS MISTAKE AND OUR SHITTY BACK END PROCESSING. maybe if i would have been a little more careful and wiped this guys ass with the wells fargo deposit slip then i would have noticed it was incorrect and still have my job. but if someone is going to the bank that is busy as hell and they make a deposit and they give the wrong slip then that is their fault. not mine. wtf.

this is bullshit. now i need a new job. any ideas? i live in mesa arizona. i will do bitches for ramen noodles. hehe

rollin2 · 01-02-2002, 04:59 PM

contact a lawyer

wrongfull dismissal or whatever

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Amputate Your Head · 01-02-2002, 04:59 PM

Mesa, AZ? Take up golf.

lagwagon · 01-02-2002, 05:02 PM

thats it i am going to take up golf... but first i will have to get a job again for some new clubs. or when a guy is not lookin on the course i could run up and take his.

Amputate Your Head · 01-02-2002, 05:03 PM

Get a job at the pro shop... solve both problems in one shot.

lagwagon · 01-02-2002, 05:04 PM

hehe ... two birds with one stone, i like that. i will sit around and watch boondock saints all day. looking at rich women play with balls.

boneprone · 01-02-2002, 05:06 PM

do you like hobbits?

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Squishy · 01-02-2002, 05:09 PM

Ever considered selling dope? The hours are great! And as a bonus, you get a lot of 18 year old girls to do your bidding. Just go up to your neighborhood dealer, and say, "Hey, man, Squishy said I should explore carrer options with you. Bling-bling!" He'll know just who I am, and then you're on your way to a life of leisure.

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GTS Mark · 01-02-2002, 05:10 PM

Dude I used to work for two of the largest banks in Canada. Fuck man they are all the same!! A bunch of lame ass 25 year old cock washers who would slit each others throat to move up to the next rung on the banks hiearchy ladder.

Fuck it, I was a loan manager, a mortgage lender, personal banker and small business banker. It all lead me to the same place...

PORN!!!!

Hehe banks suck!! they worry too much about money!!!

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lagwagon · 01-02-2002, 05:10 PM

just had another good idea. now that i am jobless I can do my girlfriend all the time and have her pay for me. then i can open up a paysite with her on it and make money off doing her. nice nice.

and what is with the hobbits thing. if just a off the wall comment?

lagwagon · 01-02-2002, 05:13 PM

i dont think that i will be slangin any dope. however on new years eve i walked into one of the rooms at this party and about 10 people were hitting up some rails on the counter. they asked if i would like some and i said "yes". but that was what i was thinking and then i said that i cannot and walked out... i used to do that shit a little .. but something that feels that good is defenitely just as bad.

was proud of myself for saying no.

Lagwagon <---- pats himself on the back but still irritated about the cut throat bankers.

Squishy · 01-02-2002, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lagwagon:
...and what is with the hobbits thing. if just a off the wall comment?

Boy, O Boy, you just opened up the can there, Gus.

Amputate Your Head · 01-02-2002, 05:16 PM

Hey lag, there's plenty of money positions out here if you got mortgage experience... companies out here simply can't throw enough money at my girl.

Amputate Your Head · 01-02-2002, 05:18 PM

of course, the rent here will kill you...

lagwagon · 01-02-2002, 05:19 PM

maybe i will just go to collections and give people shit for their bills. and this way i dont have to get any shit from customers i give it to them. and no i dont have any mortgage experience. i am out of luck with that

Aussie Rebel · 01-02-2002, 05:56 PM

Fuck 'em go buy yourself a couple of guns and go back to work and go postal on 'em

Marcus · 01-02-2002, 06:01 PM

do something like Oddtodd dot com
that guy got fired, put up a flash movie and has made $3,600 from his amazon.com "tip jar" alone.

lagwagon · 01-02-2002, 06:08 PM

haha that is funny about the tip jar. but what a way to make some cash... as far as going postal that is a great idea for life in jail.... but would it be worth it. hehe

Jamdin · 01-02-2002, 07:22 PM

Sell naked lawn gnomes holding golf clubs

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AWC · 01-02-2002, 09:36 PM

This doesn't make sense... did you attempt to take a break from GFY for awhile or something too?

Some AZ employers will fire you for that shit.

kmanrox · 01-02-2002, 09:41 PM

AWc hahahahahaha

no, he worked for a bank, NOT LIGHTSPEED haha

CancerFactory · 01-02-2002, 11:17 PM

you got fired for that? if your gonna get fired, you gotta get fired for something good....
i go to college and work part time too....my last job, i was a telemarketer....and i was their best fucking seller by far....averaging 8 cellphone sells a day, on outbound cold calling. anyways, one day, i was ripping it up once again, and we had 15 minutes left before the day was done..... so i decided what the hell, its been a long day, and ive worked hard, and im gonna reward myself...so i pulled out a joint, put it to my mouth, burrowed a friends lighter, and lit that baby up. I was thinking they prolly wouldnt fire their best seller....but what do you know, they canned my ass the next day. That is how i got into porn =]

but hey, if you gonan get fired, you might as well enjoy it, you know?

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erotictrance · 01-03-2002, 06:42 AM

I've given up on working in straight jobs ... period ...

Long hours, ungrateful bosses who are always trying to cut your pay and benefits ...

And, inevitably, the more you produce for them --- the more likely they're going to shit can you ...

Whereas the totally incompetent people you work with tend to get promoted ...

This is why I now work full time in porn ...

[This message has been edited by erotictrance (edited 01-03-2002).]

Jakke PNG · 01-03-2002, 09:11 AM

Lost your job. Bummer.
I've heard a wild rumour (not proven) that some people make money on porn.

YEAH! That's right. Porn!

I know it sounds ridiculous, but it might be crazy enough to work.

Give it a shot

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CancerFactory · 01-03-2002, 05:04 PM

porn??? hmmm, never thought about ito....
thanx for the tip! ill look into it man! by the way, you wouldnt happen to know of a good porn webmaster board, would you?

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01-02-2002, 04:59 PM	#1
lagwagon Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: az Posts: 8,464	FIRED!!!!!!!!!! I just got fired from my job. I show up to work everyday on time for a year and never call in sick and always bust my ass. Now I mess up one thing and I get my ass canned. A guy gives me a deposit (i was a bank teller until 30 minutes ago) with a wells fargo deposit slip, but this is compass bank. well I am working the drive thru that is busy as fuck, and fail to notice that it is incorrect. i run the deposit anyway. now he is missing a $1500 check that he fucked up on in the deposit and gets pissed, and our processing department cant seem to find it... I NOW GET THE SHAFT FOR HIS MISTAKE AND OUR SHITTY BACK END PROCESSING. maybe if i would have been a little more careful and wiped this guys ass with the wells fargo deposit slip then i would have noticed it was incorrect and still have my job. but if someone is going to the bank that is busy as hell and they make a deposit and they give the wrong slip then that is their fault. not mine. wtf. this is bullshit. now i need a new job. any ideas? i live in mesa arizona. i will do bitches for ramen noodles. hehe

01-02-2002, 05:06 PM	#8
kittykat69 Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Wonderland Posts: 695	'Tis the season huh?! <a href="http://www.thecorporation.com/oneoffs/96/kittyporn/index.html"></a>

01-02-2002, 04:59 PM	#2
rollin2 Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 542	contact a lawyer wrongfull dismissal or whatever ------------------ Free Adult Hosting! No header Advertising!

01-02-2002, 04:59 PM	#3
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Mesa, AZ? Take up golf.

01-02-2002, 05:02 PM	#4
lagwagon Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: az Posts: 8,464	thats it i am going to take up golf... but first i will have to get a job again for some new clubs. or when a guy is not lookin on the course i could run up and take his.

01-02-2002, 05:03 PM	#5
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Get a job at the pro shop... solve both problems in one shot.

01-02-2002, 05:04 PM	#6
lagwagon Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: az Posts: 8,464	hehe ... two birds with one stone, i like that. i will sit around and watch boondock saints all day. looking at rich women play with balls.

01-02-2002, 05:06 PM	#7
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	do you like hobbits?

01-02-2002, 05:09 PM	#9
Squishy Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hiding from you. Posts: 1,809	Ever considered selling dope? The hours are great! And as a bonus, you get a lot of 18 year old girls to do your bidding. Just go up to your neighborhood dealer, and say, "Hey, man, Squishy said I should explore carrer options with you. Bling-bling!" He'll know just who I am, and then you're on your way to a life of leisure. ------------------ ?This isn't cool. My bear exploded and fell from the sky. It's not something to make jokes and have little caption contests about, assholes.? - Anonymous

01-02-2002, 05:10 PM	#10
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	Dude I used to work for two of the largest banks in Canada. Fuck man they are all the same!! A bunch of lame ass 25 year old cock washers who would slit each others throat to move up to the next rung on the banks hiearchy ladder. Fuck it, I was a loan manager, a mortgage lender, personal banker and small business banker. It all lead me to the same place... PORN!!!! Hehe banks suck!! they worry too much about money!!! DrinkingHard ------------------ Tired of waiting weeks for your sponsor check to arrive through the slow and unreliable postal system? Check Out OffShore Clicks and get your own ATM card to access your money!!! If You Submit Galleries And Are Not Using Russian Submitter You Are Wasting Your Time. Get It Now!

01-02-2002, 05:13 PM	#12
lagwagon Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: az Posts: 8,464	i dont think that i will be slangin any dope. however on new years eve i walked into one of the rooms at this party and about 10 people were hitting up some rails on the counter. they asked if i would like some and i said "yes". but that was what i was thinking and then i said that i cannot and walked out... i used to do that shit a little .. but something that feels that good is defenitely just as bad. was proud of myself for saying no. Lagwagon <---- pats himself on the back but still irritated about the cut throat bankers.

01-02-2002, 05:16 PM	#14
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Hey lag, there's plenty of money positions out here if you got mortgage experience... companies out here simply can't throw enough money at my girl.

01-02-2002, 05:18 PM	#15
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	of course, the rent here will kill you...

01-02-2002, 05:19 PM	#16
lagwagon Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: az Posts: 8,464	maybe i will just go to collections and give people shit for their bills. and this way i dont have to get any shit from customers i give it to them. and no i dont have any mortgage experience. i am out of luck with that

01-02-2002, 05:56 PM	#17
Aussie Rebel Blow Me U Geeks Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Maximum Security Posts: 5,108	Fuck 'em go buy yourself a couple of guns and go back to work and go postal on 'em

01-02-2002, 06:01 PM	#18
Marcus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,472	do something like Oddtodd dot com that guy got fired, put up a flash movie and has made $3,600 from his amazon.com "tip jar" alone.

01-02-2002, 06:08 PM	#19
lagwagon Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: az Posts: 8,464	haha that is funny about the tip jar. but what a way to make some cash... as far as going postal that is a great idea for life in jail.... but would it be worth it. hehe

01-02-2002, 07:22 PM	#20
Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	Sell naked lawn gnomes holding golf clubs ------------------ I have a dream & you can share that dream too at Moongem Erotica

01-02-2002, 09:36 PM	#21
AWC Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Bumfuck Posts: 1,223	This doesn't make sense... did you attempt to take a break from GFY for awhile or something too? Some AZ employers will fire you for that shit.

01-02-2002, 09:41 PM	#22
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	AWc hahahahahaha no, he worked for a bank, NOT LIGHTSPEED haha

01-02-2002, 11:17 PM	#23
CancerFactory Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 270	you got fired for that? if your gonna get fired, you gotta get fired for something good.... i go to college and work part time too....my last job, i was a telemarketer....and i was their best fucking seller by far....averaging 8 cellphone sells a day, on outbound cold calling. anyways, one day, i was ripping it up once again, and we had 15 minutes left before the day was done..... so i decided what the hell, its been a long day, and ive worked hard, and im gonna reward myself...so i pulled out a joint, put it to my mouth, burrowed a friends lighter, and lit that baby up. I was thinking they prolly wouldnt fire their best seller....but what do you know, they canned my ass the next day. That is how i got into porn =] but hey, if you gonan get fired, you might as well enjoy it, you know? ---------------------- Join4Free - $1 per free email signup. Pays ontime 100% of time

01-03-2002, 06:42 AM	#24
erotictrance Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Southern California Posts: 328	I've given up on working in straight jobs ... period ... Long hours, ungrateful bosses who are always trying to cut your pay and benefits ... And, inevitably, the more you produce for them --- the more likely they're going to shit can you ... Whereas the totally incompetent people you work with tend to get promoted ... This is why I now work full time in porn ... [This message has been edited by erotictrance (edited 01-03-2002).]

01-03-2002, 09:11 AM	#25
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	Lost your job. Bummer. I've heard a wild rumour (not proven) that some people make money on porn. YEAH! That's right. Porn! I know it sounds ridiculous, but it might be crazy enough to work. Give it a shot ------------------ TeenMafia.com Offshore Clicks - 3c per blind click. .:::Spamming is fun:::.

01-03-2002, 05:04 PM	#26
CancerFactory Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 270	porn??? hmmm, never thought about ito.... thanx for the tip! ill look into it man! by the way, you wouldnt happen to know of a good porn webmaster board, would you? ---------------- Join4Free - $1 per free email signup. Pays ontime 100% of time