Will you vote for me for Pope? - GoFuckYourself.com

SleazyDream · 04-07-2005, 01:36 AM

I'm thinking of running to be the new Pope - will you vote for me?

(it means you have to become a cardnial but that can't be all that hard)

budz · 04-07-2005, 01:38 AM

I'm ordained or something

SleazyDream · 04-07-2005, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by budz

I'm ordained or something

can I count on your vote?

boner 2.0 · 04-07-2005, 01:41 AM

500$ and I'll vote for you

GWB wants to apply too, but for him, I asked 2000$

budz · 04-07-2005, 01:44 AM

don't you want to vote for me?

make it easier on yourself

baddog · 04-07-2005, 01:44 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

I'm thinking of running to be the new Pope - will you vote for me?

(it means you have to become a cardnial but that can't be all that hard)

You might want to rethink that. The last time they picked the wrong guy for the job, he died 33 days later (Pope John Paul I). If they tried to give me the job, I would say thanks, but no thanks. No sense playing with that chance.

SleazyDream · 04-07-2005, 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by budz

don't you want to vote for me?

make it easier on yourself

i asked first

SleazyDream · 04-07-2005, 01:46 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

You might want to rethink that. The last time they picked the wrong guy for the job, he died 33 days later (Pope John Paul I). If they tried to give me the job, I would say thanks, but no thanks. No sense playing with that chance.

i could be pope - the pope makes the rules - there WOULD be changes

sonofsam · 04-07-2005, 01:46 AM

sleazy: Sleazily.com is available just got dropped

im not sure if you'd want it... but i thought u might :P

Bansheelinks · 04-07-2005, 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

can I count on your vote?

Yes Sleazy, you can count on my support.

boner 2.0 · 04-07-2005, 01:54 AM

Paypal received, you can count on my vote.

EDIT: Wait. It's on CNN right now, someone stole all your Florida votes

jamesonxx · 04-07-2005, 02:04 AM

I'm not a Catholic but I'd love to.

More Booze · 04-07-2005, 02:05 AM

I would if you could take the old Popes place..

Theodor S. Geisel · 04-07-2005, 02:11 AM

You know, it's not the Pope's job to examine all the little boys for the priests.

reynold · 04-07-2005, 02:34 AM

of course i'd vote for you as my pope

Centurion · 04-07-2005, 03:02 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

You might want to rethink that. The last time they picked the wrong guy for the job, he died 33 days later (Pope John Paul I). If they tried to give me the job, I would say thanks, but no thanks. No sense playing with that chance.

Everyone knows Pope John Paul I was killed in his sleep!
They even wrote a book about. Heart attack indeed!

digifan · 04-07-2005, 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Theodor S. Geisel

You know, it's not the Pope's job to examine all the little boys for the priests.

Hey.. that was funny

Sleazy you have my vote... but what changes are talking about?

Chio The Pirate · 04-07-2005, 03:20 AM

YARGH! Not sure if this be a good idea.

Ahoy me popey popes!

digifan · 04-07-2005, 03:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Chio The Pirate

YARGH! Not sure if this be a good idea.

Ahoy me popey popes!

YARGH!

mikeyddddd · 04-07-2005, 03:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Chio The Pirate

YARGH! Not sure if this be a good idea.

Ahoy me popey popes!

What he said.

Tanker · 04-07-2005, 03:38 AM

shit you look pretty sexy as the pope sure I would

MGPspots · 04-07-2005, 03:59 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

I'm thinking of running to be the new Pope - will you vote for me?

(it means you have to become a cardnial but that can't be all that hard)

actually there's no requirement to be a cardinal, no age requirement either.

U just have to be a catholic male

MrJackMeHoff · 04-07-2005, 04:01 AM

so you want to be head of the boy molestors?

Nylz · 04-07-2005, 04:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Chio The Pirate

YARGH! Not sure if this be a good idea.

Ahoy me popey popes!

lmaaooooo!!!

monro · 04-07-2005, 05:38 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

I'm thinking of running to be the new Pope - will you vote for me?
(it means you have to become a cardnial but that can't be all that hard)

Without doubt you are qualified. It only takes 10 young boys to be a cardinal.

Cassie · 04-07-2005, 05:45 AM

only if i am guaranteed a seat right next to the man himself! and i am not talking to pope or jesus.

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