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chodadog 04-04-2005 06:53 PM

You should stop hanging around Al Gore, AlienQ.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-04-2005 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by chodadog
You should stop hanging around Al Gore, AlienQ.

Ya need some love?
What do ya do besides sport a WebAir banner?

LadyMischief 04-04-2005 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by AlienQ
Here is another blunder from Lady Mischief:
http://www.ladymischief.com/animated...yfuckingcoeds/

Where the hell is the eye contact?
Nice color combo though.
The thumbs are totally dry zero action.
The sentences are to long also.

No wonder prices these days for design are falling faster than a lead weight.

Todays effectivness of ad's and prmotional materials are all fucked up. I can see why an affliates program has to throw out 3/4 of its content inventory to get a sign up.
Designers are not pulling there weight.


They might not be up to your "quality standards", but what's most important is that they sell. Being a good designer doesn't make anyone a great salesperson, galleries are about SALES, not about being the fanciest and the flashiest. My clients are fully aware of the quality of SALES my galleries can bring, and if they're making the money, it doesn't matter one little bit if they aren't "AlienQ" quality.

LadyMischief 04-04-2005 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by AlienQ
Sharky maybe ya can tell LadyMischief to clean up her wet pussy chasing after me in every thread...

She asked for it.


Chasing you in every thread? YOu fucking twit this is the first thread I've said much of ANYTHING in (except when you went berserk, I doubt ANYONE was silent then). Don't believe me, do a search, but you have a serious persecution complex.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-04-2005 07:10 PM

Now ladymischief you should stand by your work and be proud of it.
Maybe you will do better because of what I said.

Yet you read me...
Gleen all my statements then choose to put a pop on me because you think I am some sorta enemy? Ya think I am bad for this business?

Or do you just wanna discredit my opinions?
Do you think I am a lair?

What is it?

LadyMischief 04-04-2005 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by AlienQ
Now ladymischief you should stand by your work and be proud of it.
Maybe you will do better because of what I said.

Yet you read me...
Gleen all my statements then choose to put a pop on me because you think I am some sorta enemy? Ya think I am bad for this business?

Or do you just wanna discredit my opinions?
Do you think I am a lair?

What is it?

I do stand by my work. I know fully well how well my galleries do, and I have a ton of satisfied customers to prove that.

As for needing to do "better", I haven't even "officially" re-launched my site and I'm booked for weeks. I don't think that's an issue. As for you being bad for this business no, you do some great work. As you see I never ONCE bashed your designs, only your attitude. I think your ATTITUDE is bad for this business, I think your attitude sucks for life in general. I bet you are a nice guy, but you wouldn't know it from the way you drag everyone down, it looks like a pathetic attempt to build yourself up. Seems to me the only one who is having issues and making assumptions is you. I simply told you what Ithought about your behavior (especially in this thread), just like I tell people what I think all the time. I see no reason to dance on eggshells and mince words simply because you are some "godlike" designer. You could be king shit of turd hill, your designs may be the best in the world, but your attitude sucks.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-04-2005 07:18 PM

Ya can't discredit the facts...

I will stand by stating that I did more or less innovate the scrolling tour concept, well maybe I didnt do that entirelly but I stuck with the process even through the non-scrolling days when everyone thought that was the big rave. I did indeed give it purpose and strength over the years with the help of countless designers that caught on and yes its a copyfest now. Even I copy some people if there is an improvement or something I really like it about it.

All designers are guilty of doing so from time to time.

LadyMischief 04-04-2005 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by AlienQ
Ya can't discredit the facts...

I will stand by stating that I did more or less innovate the scrolling tour concept, well maybe I didnt do that entirelly but I stuck with the process even through the non-scrolling days when everyone thought that was the big rave. I did indeed give it purpose and strength over the years with the help of countless designers that caught on and yes its a copyfest now. Even I copy some people if there is an improvement or something I really like it about it.

All designers are guilty of doing so from time to time.

What I fail to see is the motivation for even SAYING something about it in this thread at all. Were you trying to pick a fight? Discredit this designer (who I think does good stuff and I think anyone who has work for him should give it to him!)? Make yourself look bigger? There's better ways to advertise yourself and your services. Coming in here throwing around accusations that are basically tantamount to accusing this guy of personally stealing your ideas certainly aren't furthering your own cause. I would think that someone as "successful" as you would have much better things to do than trolling in the "competition's" threads making nasty remarks. Talk about raining on a parade? Someone piss in your cornflakes or did your mother not hug you enough as a child?

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-04-2005 07:23 PM

Tis true, I have a very bad disposition on alot of things.

But you havent been burned as bad as me in this business.
I goto say my experience in this industry is more one of negativity, the biz seems to thrive on it. If it aint negative it aint worth reading.
If there is not somthing to dispute, there is a theft a con or a hustle.

How can I be so happy about being burned most of my carreer?
And now yes these very days...

My very source of income is dropping, dropping to low prices.
Whats there to be happy about?
I wont be able to support myself with adult only. I have enjoy'd going full time in this biz but each passing day designers and even business flk are turning into worse and worse vermin finding angles to take advantage. 9 times out of 10 I see other designer's fall for the hype...

Very depressing for me.

VERY.

jonesy 04-04-2005 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by AlienQ
I can put my foot in my mouth or in your ass.

you also put your dick in your mouth.

ive never read such mastabatory ramblings in my life.

you talk ALOT about the past.

"i did trhis and i did that"

no one gives a fuck about the past.

what the fuck are you doing now?

Trolling this fucking board for fun or bus fare?

LadyMischief 04-04-2005 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ
Tis true, I have a very bad disposition on alot of things.

But you havent been burned as bad as me in this business.
I goto say my experience in this industry is more one of negativity, the biz seems to thrive on it. If it aint negative it aint worth reading.
If there is not somthing to dispute, there is a theft a con or a hustle.

How can I be so happy about being burned most of my carreer?
And now yes these very days...

My very source of income is dropping, dropping to low prices.
Whats there to be happy about?
I wont be able to support myself with adult only. I have enjoy'd going full time in this biz but each passing day designers and even business flk are turning into worse and worse vermin finding angles to take advantage. 9 times out of 10 I see other designer's fall for the hype...

Very depressing for me.

VERY.


How do you know I haven't been burned that bad? I've been in this business for 7 years, and I've been fucked right good and properly many times (even by the man himself, David Foote! Yay me). Feeling sorry for yourself certainly isn't going to make it better, and neither is taking it out on everyone you feel fit. Give me a break, I mean designers aren't always the victims, and neither are the clients. There's a market for everything, a sucker born every day, and what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. How many more bad but true cliches can I fit in one sentence before you figure it out? Dude, you need a hug :P

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-04-2005 07:28 PM

Ask about my mother?

I have not talked to her in 5 years and I was beatin as a kid if I was not locked up in my room fearing that if I were to run away I would be beatin harder.
Later I lost my daughter in a divorce, that cracked my family even harder.
That cracked me even wrse.
My life has been hard...

Sorry if I aint got alot to say but bad things...
I do regret it from time to time I really do, but a caged animal poked with a stick with people always taking advantage me...

I admit I am not a happy go lucky type.
Sorry...

But my design is very good, I am rather psychotic about it. Its the only thing that really keeps my mind off my troubles next to a very understanding wife.

Imaginex needed some improvement. I think he needed imprvement. He has the skills to be VERY kick ass. But some shock into em put some thought into em. It will make em better.

LadyMischief 04-04-2005 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by AlienQ
Ask about my mother?

I have not talked to her in 5 years and I was beatin as a kid if I was not locked up in my room fearing that if I were to run away I would be beatin harder.
Later I lost my daughter in a divorce, that cracked my family even harder.
That cracked me even wrse.
My life has been hard...

Sorry if I aint got alot to say but bad things...
I do regret it from time to time I really do, but a caged animal poked with a stick with people always taking advantage me...

I admit I am not a happy go lucky type.
Sorry...

But my design is very good, I am rather psychotic about it. Its the only thing that really keeps my mind off my troubles next to a very understanding wife.

Imaginex needed some improvement. I think he needed imprvement. He has the skills to be VERY kick ass. But some shock into em put some thought into em. It will make em better.


Well perhaps next time when you're feeling so exuberant, send the dude an email, strike up a chat, and actually GIVE that advice, help him and help yourself in the process, and then you don't end up acting like a dick on a message board :P I mean doesn't GFY have ENOUGH of them? Don't feed the beast, man.

JFPdude 04-04-2005 07:33 PM

One question... Did the guy that started this thread that wasn't beaten by his mother, didn't start the internet with Al Gore, and didn't hide in fear get any work so he and his family can have a new home?


Just asking.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-04-2005 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by LadyMischief
Well perhaps next time when you're feeling so exuberant, send the dude an email, strike up a chat, and actually GIVE that advice, help him and help yourself in the process, and then you don't end up acting like a dick on a message board :P I mean doesn't GFY have ENOUGH of them? Don't feed the beast, man.

What?

Then let the thread die?
Your out of your mind.

I am sure he captured some business from this.

LadyMischief 04-04-2005 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFPdude
One question... Did the guy that started this thread that wasn't beaten by his mother, didn't start the internet with Al Gore, and didn't hide in fear get any work so he and his family can have a new home?


Just asking.


Haha, well he certainly should. Looks like he's going to do some very lucky clients some very kickass designs.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-04-2005 07:42 PM

Umm...

I been going more into Mainstream stuff these days, adult like I said above is getting to cheap and less worth the time. If I didnt love this business I would have left a long ass time ago.

Ya think I wanna nab $200.00 from a guy and piss this much to steal his business?
I came in this thread knowing I would kick up some shit for em and create a good topic at the same time.

I do like it though it has allowed me to celebrate my opinion a little more.

I guess once again people just do not understand how I operate.
Al GOre should have been president ya know...

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-04-2005 08:07 PM

I apologise for offending anyone in this thread.
I am rather to expressive sometimes I admit that much. Sometimes I can not help but point out flaws or critique, perhaps I go to far for some ya folks.

My bad and again I apologise.

extreme 04-04-2005 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFPdude
One question... Did the guy that started this thread that wasn't beaten by his mother, didn't start the internet with Al Gore, and didn't hide in fear get any work so he and his family can have a new home?


Just asking.

hahahah :thumbsup

fris 04-04-2005 08:37 PM

alienq, why dont you drink a large glass of stfu.

ladyms galleries are all over all the big tgps quality stuff.

i think you need to back off punk.

Satisfaction 04-04-2005 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFPdude
One question... Did the guy that started this thread that wasn't beaten by his mother, didn't start the internet with Al Gore, and didn't hide in fear get any work so he and his family can have a new home?


Just asking.

lol, i was thinking the same thing! hope so..

chodadog 04-05-2005 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ
Ya need some love?
What do ya do besides sport a WebAir banner?

Nothing of any great consequence. Much like you. Only difference between you and I is that one of us has a superiority complex and is clearly delusional about his current station in life and in this industry.

machinegunkelly 04-05-2005 12:20 AM

What a fucked up thread .
At this point , I have no idea what the hell it was even about .

Alien , you drinkin again ?

TDF 04-05-2005 12:25 AM

i cant beleive so many people fell for aliens trolling

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-05-2005 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by machinegunkelly
What a fucked up thread .
At this point , I have no idea what the hell it was even about .

Alien , you drinkin again ?

Actually no.
Should I? Probably.

DOes it stir the shit? Yes.

Did it promote yes.
Did some peple get exposure. Yes:)

Was there sme good info in here? Yes.

Its a win for everyone and I am still the dick:) :thumbsup

MetaformX 04-05-2005 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFPdude
One question... Did the guy that started this thread that wasn't beaten by his mother, didn't start the internet with Al Gore, and didn't hide in fear get any work so he and his family can have a new home?


Just asking.

Haha, finally someone brings some sanity back into this thread.

What the hell happend here? I mean Imaginax just wanted some extra work, and then all hell broke loose. Sigh. GFY is just crazy.

Rui 04-05-2005 06:02 AM

Not only does AlienQ keep saying bullshit, the motherfucker also highjacked this thread bigtime...

This clown seems to think he is the god of design FFS...

Roald 04-05-2005 06:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Its a win for everyone and I am still the dick:) :thumbsup

haha agreed ;))))

adonthenet 04-05-2005 06:10 AM

good luck!

imaginax 04-05-2005 10:24 AM

whoa, I don't know what to say, this thread got hijacked bigtime. Okay, back to the topic at hand, at least for 1 thread.

I have got 1 paysite deal made so far, I am looking for 2-3 more before I am done. The more I can put on the house, the better, so keep the offers coming. Thanks everyone :)

imaginax 04-05-2005 11:20 AM

And I should say that I have a deal with Studiocash that would apply here which is unlimited revisions, so anything you don't like on the design, just say the word, and we will change it untill you like it.

imaginax 04-05-2005 01:19 PM

Bump guys

will76 04-05-2005 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by AlienQ
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Aint that the truth for all designers?
Your right it's all been done before for the most part.

Oh I wonder where the scrolling tour came from with thumbs. It does not seem so original now does it?

I will be honest though, I introduced the scrolling concept MANY years ago and when it first came out designers all over laughed at the idea. Not enough design, it does not sell enough, its just pictures!

LOL. You people really are entertaining. I suppose having any respect for trend setters in this business is null...
Thats the way it has always been.

I know designers love to thrive on the thought that they are original, that there designs are unique. I pride myself in being an original designer just like each of you, at least the kind of designer that does not give a fuck when it comes to stepping out of the box. As designer I goto say to ya guys, your a dime a dozen as you copy real innovation day in day out.

I destroid the Mike Wyld Tour's those of the of non-scrolling concept with the silly next next join and proved to the world that scrolling tours were the way to go. For the past year or two its been about refining the most effective results. I have the numbers to know what works while most of you toil praying that it works when a project is handed over to a client.

I know Where the eyes go, what is clicked on often. I bet none of you even have an idea what is clicked more than anything on a single one of your tours.

I have had the luxury of working with the top programs in the industry to know exactly where the eyes go and what people click on tours and what phrases catch them.

Ya can look in the time machines yourselves if any of ya like. The proof is there. But seriously ya do not wanna step and do the homework yourself. Ya would rather berate another designer that has truly helped many designers out for at least 7 years now.

I hope he finds work, its not bad at all, infact its pretty good. GRAPHICALLY.
Sales wise though in all seriousness. He does not know what the fuck he is doing.


Sorry hard to look at you straight and not laugh after knowing you spent 72 hours posting your ass off trying to win a post contest here. And that you cry about not having 10K. Doesn't add up. Someone who claims to be the "trend setter" wouldn't be crying about needing 10K "what if's" to make it big, and post for 72 hours straight... :error

Verbal 04-05-2005 02:03 PM

AlienQ - Am I missing it, or do you not have a portfolio on your site? (which looks like ass in FF btw)

I also designed a 'long tour' the other day and was wondering to whom I should send royalties?

MetaformX 04-05-2005 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by imaginax
And I should say that I have a deal with Studiocash that would apply here

Don't tell me your giving all these guys the same deal as you give me?? Your going to let them use your wife when they need some lovin??? Thats one hell of a deal.

imaginax 04-06-2005 12:21 PM

Okay, I have got 3 people who want paysites, and a couple more who thinking about it. Thanks for the great response so far guys! I have room for 2 more orders before I discontinue this offer.

Oberon 04-06-2005 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssp
Tell me one original thing that you think you've "invented".

I invented the internet, back in 1982.
Then I sold it to Dave Voorhis. He traded it to Newt Gingrich for a dime-bag.

micke 04-20-2005 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ
I apologise for offending anyone in this thread.
I am rather to expressive sometimes I admit that much. Sometimes I can not help but point out flaws or critique, perhaps I go to far for some ya folks.

My bad and again I apologise.

Was there anyone you forgot to offend in this thread :winkwink: or have i missed something???

micke 04-20-2005 11:34 PM

......And Imaginax : I really hope you made it!! :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

Dalai lama 04-20-2005 11:36 PM

Good looking designs.


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