You should have a 7Up sit back and relax.
This is just some fun here man. Try not to get so serious.
If it were not for me this thread would be dead already and our guy Image wouldnt have any deals...

maybe the 7up I'll skip the back.. :upsidedow

K I'll give Image a little bump. don't know him

if I want any design work I'll give you a shout AlienQ :thumbsup

I am reasonable behind the scenes.
on the GFY I am complete asshole;)
Lets keep it that way plz:)

Alian you personally should know how hard it is to survive as a designer, or what it takes to even get your work out there.

im not 100% sure about your case but as you know designers NEVER recieve credit that is due.

and also i know there is a difference between "designing" a site and actually "designing it to convert" very few designers actually understand this and can fully pull it off.

his tours are not bad at all, some of the sites are pretty nice. i think that all designers would be better off giving some props where its due instead of bashing it, i know that is hard because i have the same problem with others' work but thats just my :2 cents:.

I know very well how hard it is man.
His design is nice its clean, it has a few flaws but overall I do give it a thumbs up.
Imaginax, I came in to chaf your shoulders some, its shit talkin.
Ya got a got a good style bro.

No dispute about that. Ya can hit me up on ICQ anytime, I will explaine my thoughts on the tour and then ya can perhaps go back to Studio cash and do the updates during the down time. I assure ya what I got to say will make ya go HUMMM!

ICQ: 78943384

Hell I am pretty overflowed anyways till wednesday and I can prlly find ya a design gig or two since I got a few guys that are on "The wait" that want it now.

I know a couple old school deigners that might dispute some of the claims made here.. but..

fuck it..

can't we all just get along?

You the same DX that used paintshop pro for the cybererotica designs :)

indeed...

That's great :thumbsup

and still using it daily after 9 years ; )

50 orginal concepts

Holy shit.. you're like the "integrated" of the design world, except you are assenine and stuck up too. Bought any .tv domains lately?

Btw, imaginax, awesome work. Good luck :)

I'm getting ready to record the special on tivo "Al Gore and AlienQ - The roots of the internet unleashed"

Hope my tivo don't fuck up.

More delusions of grandeur.

Ahh the typical haters what a lovely day...

LadyMischief
ChodaDog my Favorite GFY stalkers and best fans...

LadyMischief...Ya asked for this...

Your design is to heavy, galleries are not supposed to be the way you do them.

WTF is this?
http://www.ladymischief.com/animated/jordancapri/

I mean really could ya find a worse picture of Jordan Capri and crop it out like a fucken 2 year old with an eraser tool? Her hair looks a fucken witch

What the hell were you thinking?
Do you even use Leveling in your photo correction process?

Christ...
And you people think I am loosing business?
All I can say is thanks for the promotions!

What was the point of opening your big yap if it wasn't a "big deal". Nothing except trying to make yourself look like a "bigger man". Yeah, that worked well.

If they're so bad, ask Steve how my galleries do for his program :P

Just curious...What yr. did you invent the scrolling tour?

Alien -

Your ego has gotten WAY out of hand. Cybererotica had scrolling tours while you were still suckling your moms nipple. Aside from the old scrolling CE tours we had, Doug (Dougsden) came in and designed some very table and image heavy scrolling tours. DX then came in and made them look even better, improving conversions very well at the time.

I don't believe you were even heard of at that time. If memory serves me right, that was in 1997.

good? could probably do BETTER

Awsome work imaginax, very original style, congrats !

Bitches..

I was the first to put 6 thumbs in a row on a gallery

better reconize :pimp

Go back to XPICS Sharky...

Take a lok at Sex Museum...
Take a look at SexRoulette.

If ya can find them...
Oh and BIG folks saw my work. VERY big flks saw my work.
Hell lets go back further to Odyssey Group with Intertain Inc.

Lets jump to 1998 when I design one of the first reality sites called MaxCumShots with a Partner of Lew Payne.
Good old fasioned reality site with a scrolling tour and down the line by episode.

Suck it and weep ya whinny bitch. I sat at CE for a couple years and cleaned up your mess...

DOOD!! MAD PROPS! haha

You are being very critical of others while you cannot even spell "LOSING"!

Give it up man. If the galleries work, who cares! It's not like she is selling them for $100+ per!

Sharky wanna chat about a mail list ya stole now?
Your a crook.

AlienQ: I can't see any sample on your portfolio :helpme

and you put your face with sunglasses on your portfolio like AMP :winkwink:

Sharky maybe ya can tell LadyMischief to clean up her wet pussy chasing after me in every thread...

She asked for it.

nice designs

haha.. I remember those days.. Your head is way to big. Do you have nothing better to do than dream of the days of old in your lost world?

Cleaned up my mess? haha.. That's not how I hear it... you should talk to your former coworkers about how things really went down.

She is working on Mother fucking Jordan Capri.

Galleries like that? WTF!
Even I sent traffic to Jordan Capri.
Small it may have been but dayum...

Its MOTHER FUCKING JORDAN CAPRI!

She is gorgeous and she made Jordan look like a cheap poorly cut waif...

Not at all...
Just promoting another designer.
So what brings you here thief?

Got anything better to do than bring up false accusations?

That's like losing a fight and saying "I'm gonna go tell mommy!"

When in doubt - Divert attention!

I aint in doubt...

Not whats so ever.

Ya wanna dispute that I had nothing to do with this industry when you were in diapers and couldnt even turn on a machine?

Whats the matter fat boy?
Cant handle it?

I been in this before you got your first PC...

Now ya can step down thank you.

jesus, great fucking thread

Of course it is;) :thumbsup

Here is another blunder from Lady Mischief:
http://www.ladymischief.com/animated...yfuckingcoeds/

Where the hell is the eye contact?
Nice color combo though.
The thumbs are totally dry zero action.
The sentences are to long also.

No wonder prices these days for design are falling faster than a lead weight.

Todays effectivness of ad's and prmotional materials are all fucked up. I can see why an affliates program has to throw out 3/4 of its content inventory to get a sign up.
Designers are not pulling there weight.