Well boys, I Pissed my Bed - GoFuckYourself.com

Clicky_Bucks · 04-04-2005, 07:17 PM

I have no reasonable explanation either. I'm asleep Saturday morning with a lady friend of mine. I'm dreaming, I suppose. In the dream, I think I'm letting a good piss go.

I wake up and jump! I feel warmth around my waist area (I was on my side) accompanied by the overwhelming feeling of having to piss......I think I must have only let about 1/2 out before I woke up.

I jump up and take a squirt. I come back to the bed and it's bad.....REAL BAD!

A 10X10 inch circle of warm piss on my navy blue top sheet. Well boys, nothing can make a man panick more then being in bed with a girl they are interested in as more than a fuck buddy after just pissing yourself.

Seriously, how can you explain that? I didn't have one alcoholic drink Friday night either. Strange.

So anyway, I put a small towel on it and laid on it and pulled the covers up. It was only 6am so I laid there with my eyes wide open in dead panic.....waiting for her to wake and spring whatever plan I could think of into action.

She awoke, all chipper as usual, so I tried to put on my best chipper face and suggested she get a shower first since she takes longer. God must have been on my side because she smiles and goes to take a shower.

As soon as the door closed, I start working like a maniac. I strip the bedsheet, mattress cover and pillowcases (to complete my eventual cover story) and run them down to the washing machine. While she is in the shower, I grab a can of lysol under my sink. A little piss seeped through to my goddamn brand new 700 dollar mattress.

I sopped it up with said towel and lysoled the fuck out of the mattress. Put the comforter on and make the bed.

She comes out a minute or so later with the inquisitive look on her face. I quickly say "Yeah, I always break down the bed on Saturday Morning and wash my sheets and stuff".

I THINK I might have gotten away with it. She didn't say anything since. I still can't believe I pissed the fucking bed. :sad:

Spunky · 04-04-2005, 07:19 PM

The first sign of old age is when you piss yourself..Don't be ashamed of depends

0000000000000000000001000 · 04-04-2005, 07:20 PM

Hahaha what the hell

After Shock Media · 04-04-2005, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Clicky_Bucks

She comes out a minute or so later with the inquisitive look on her face. I quickly say "Yeah, I always break down the bed on Saturday Morning and wash my sheets and stuff".

Irony will rear its ugly head now and you two will work out for a long relationship and that statement will haunt you for life.

Clicky_Bucks · 04-04-2005, 07:24 PM

I'm only 28 years old. This BETTER be a one time thing.

Pleasurepays · 04-04-2005, 07:38 PM

if you are a 28yr old and you still wet the bed, you have no business being with women. buy some role playing games, find new nerd friends on IRC and start a Quake Arena server or start collecting bugs. forget women for a while.... maybe give it another shot at 38 and if you piss the bed again, consider the fact that you are just not compatible with the female of our species.

Clicky_Bucks · 04-04-2005, 07:53 PM

I bang tons of broads all the time and have never pissed the bed in my life. I just think I was dreaming about pissing so I started pissing in real life.

TheSenator · 04-04-2005, 07:59 PM

You should have blamed her..

Dailydiapers · 04-04-2005, 09:01 PM

Prediction: How your next date ends...

L0rdJuni0r · 04-04-2005, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Dailydiapers

Prediction: How your next date ends...

r3ap3r · 04-04-2005, 09:05 PM

Sign of old age or a really bad bladder infection...

Paraskass · 04-04-2005, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Dailydiapers

Prediction: How your next date ends...

Icon · 04-04-2005, 09:06 PM

at least you didn't shit the bed.......

xenigo · 04-04-2005, 09:06 PM

"I couldn't tell my girlfriend I pissed the bed, but I just had to post about it on GFY..."

Perfectly reasonable order of events.

Aly · 04-04-2005, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Clicky_Bucks

I bang tons of broads all the time and have never pissed the bed in my life. I just think I was dreaming about pissing so I started pissing in real life.

This statement just made me LOL! Sorry...! With all due respect, it really really is very funny!

GOOD LUCK with that!

sonofsam · 04-04-2005, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Dailydiapers

Prediction: How your next date ends...

owned

Pleasurepays · 04-04-2005, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clicky_Bucks

I bang tons of broads all the time and have never pissed the bed in my life. I just think I was dreaming about pissing so I started pissing in real life.

doesn't that make you a little paranoid? what if you dream about sucking your dog off? will you wake up in time for the money shot... or sleep right through it?

Sosa · 04-04-2005, 10:38 PM

lol haha have fun washing your bed shit every saturday now

thonglife · 04-04-2005, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by r3ap3r

Sign of old age or a really bad bladder infection...

Additionally the combination of Valium and Soma will cause this effect as well. Just an FYI.

Clicky_Bucks · 04-04-2005, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by thonglife

Additionally the combination of Valium and Soma will cause this effect as well. Just an FYI.

I don't take drugs, don't smoke, am in perfect health, never had an STD, etc.

I'm baffled. I make fun of guys like me. Fucking putz pissed himself in bed.

There is no excuse or explanation.

galleryseek · 04-04-2005, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Clicky_Bucks

I don't take drugs, don't smoke, am in perfect health, never had an STD, etc.

I'm baffled. I make fun of guys like me. Fucking putz pissed himself in bed.

There is no excuse or explanation.

dude.. i recently pissed the fucking bed and was just upset about it as you were... i was having a dream i was taking a piss and i wake up to find that i had indeed pissed parallel with the dream.

nothing is wrong with you if you dreamed you were pissing.

Mike Okitch · 04-04-2005, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Icon

at least you didn't shit the bed.......

That's why this thread reminded me of Trainspotting

SilverTab · 04-04-2005, 11:31 PM

Yeah I once dreamed I was pissing and did it for real...

but I was 9 years old...
(not kidding, it really happened)

Try peeing BEFORE going to bed!

iwantchixx · 04-04-2005, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Clicky_Bucks

I'm only 28 years old. This BETTER be a one time thing.

Don't worry about it. Everyone pisses the bed or shits themselves at least a few times a decade. Those who say they haven't are just liars.

Last time I pissed the bed tho was when I was 8. However I've shit myself at least once every 6 months. Sometimes I think it's just a fart and boy am I ever wrong!!

reynold · 04-04-2005, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Dailydiapers

Prediction: How your next date ends...

Funny suggestion.

04-04-2005, 07:17 PM	#1
Clicky_Bucks Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Hawaii Posts: 746	Well boys, I Pissed my Bed I have no reasonable explanation either. I'm asleep Saturday morning with a lady friend of mine. I'm dreaming, I suppose. In the dream, I think I'm letting a good piss go. I wake up and jump! I feel warmth around my waist area (I was on my side) accompanied by the overwhelming feeling of having to piss......I think I must have only let about 1/2 out before I woke up. I jump up and take a squirt. I come back to the bed and it's bad.....REAL BAD! A 10X10 inch circle of warm piss on my navy blue top sheet. Well boys, nothing can make a man panick more then being in bed with a girl they are interested in as more than a fuck buddy after just pissing yourself. Seriously, how can you explain that? I didn't have one alcoholic drink Friday night either. Strange. So anyway, I put a small towel on it and laid on it and pulled the covers up. It was only 6am so I laid there with my eyes wide open in dead panic.....waiting for her to wake and spring whatever plan I could think of into action. She awoke, all chipper as usual, so I tried to put on my best chipper face and suggested she get a shower first since she takes longer. God must have been on my side because she smiles and goes to take a shower. As soon as the door closed, I start working like a maniac. I strip the bedsheet, mattress cover and pillowcases (to complete my eventual cover story) and run them down to the washing machine. While she is in the shower, I grab a can of lysol under my sink. A little piss seeped through to my goddamn brand new 700 dollar mattress. I sopped it up with said towel and lysoled the fuck out of the mattress. Put the comforter on and make the bed. She comes out a minute or so later with the inquisitive look on her face. I quickly say "Yeah, I always break down the bed on Saturday Morning and wash my sheets and stuff". I THINK I might have gotten away with it. She didn't say anything since. I still can't believe I pissed the fucking bed. :sad: __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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04-04-2005, 07:24 PM	#5
Clicky_Bucks Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Hawaii Posts: 746	I'm only 28 years old. This BETTER be a one time thing. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

04-04-2005, 07:53 PM	#7
Clicky_Bucks Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Hawaii Posts: 746	I bang tons of broads all the time and have never pissed the bed in my life. I just think I was dreaming about pissing so I started pissing in real life. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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04-04-2005, 07:20 PM	#3
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Pleasurepays BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live in a pile of boogers Posts: 11,913	if you are a 28yr old and you still wet the bed, you have no business being with women. buy some role playing games, find new nerd friends on IRC and start a Quake Arena server or start collecting bugs. forget women for a while.... maybe give it another shot at 38 and if you piss the bed again, consider the fact that you are just not compatible with the female of our species.

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xenigo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oakland, CA Posts: 8,067	"I couldn't tell my girlfriend I pissed the bed, but I just had to post about it on GFY..." Perfectly reasonable order of events.

04-04-2005, 10:38 PM	#18
Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	lol haha have fun washing your bed shit every saturday now

04-04-2005, 11:31 PM	#23
SilverTab Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: MTL Posts: 5,060	Yeah I once dreamed I was pissing and did it for real... but I was 9 years old... (not kidding, it really happened) Try peeing BEFORE going to bed! __________________ mmm my sig was too big... no more cool animation but hey still! need php? ICQ: 94586959