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Old 04-02-2005, 08:34 PM   #1
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hoes i dont understand

went to a club tonight and there was this ho i be hittin up with....... ofcourse the social talk at first. Everything went cool til the fucking college shit came up... she was yappin about her fucking colllege shit and at this point we both knew we didnt care and thought about fucking, clearly....
once i said i was doin also college, and i said it was about IT and shit but boring as fuck, she was chil at first but later it was like she was fucking running form me or something........ i tried to get togehther with the ho later but again she began to walk away and hit up with some fucking punk....
is IT too nerdy or something? Whatt the fuck!
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Old 04-02-2005, 08:35 PM   #2
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Just tell her you do porn. Instant blowjob.
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Old 04-02-2005, 08:36 PM   #3
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Baffle them with bullshit...you should have told her you were a producer or a lawyer or something
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Old 04-02-2005, 08:37 PM   #4
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went to a club tonight and there was this ho i be hittin up with.......
is that how middle aged people going through a midlife crisis talk ?
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Old 04-02-2005, 08:38 PM   #5
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yeah that shit sounds good...... especially when u say u do porn, i bet the bitches love it! Why the fuck didnt i think of that?
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Old 04-02-2005, 08:40 PM   #6
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is that how middle aged people going through a midlife crisis talk ?
hahaa..... im 23 man i dont think that goes for middle aged lol
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Old 04-02-2005, 08:43 PM   #7
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i told my gf i did porn after 3 1/2 years of going out with her...

till this day she tells me to sell the sites! LOL.

Might work for some girls, but others it may not.
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Old 04-02-2005, 08:43 PM   #8
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Good lord I hope you dont actually speak like that in person.

i be hittin up with?
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Old 04-02-2005, 08:46 PM   #9
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Good lord I hope you dont actually speak like that in person.

i be hittin up with?
haha im dutch man i learned english from movies and hiphop
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Old 04-02-2005, 08:48 PM   #10
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haha im dutch man i learned english from movies and hiphop
thats phatty.

pizzle g funk ;)
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