hoes i dont understand
 

went to a club tonight and there was this ho i be hittin up with....... ofcourse the social talk at first. Everything went cool til the fucking college shit came up... she was yappin about her fucking colllege shit and at this point we both knew we didnt care and thought about fucking, clearly....
once i said i was doin also college, and i said it was about IT and shit but boring as fuck, she was chil at first but later it was like she was fucking running form me or something........ i tried to get togehther with the ho later but again she began to walk away and hit up with some fucking punk....
is IT too nerdy or something? Whatt the fuck!

Just tell her you do porn. Instant blowjob.

Baffle them with bullshit...you should have told her you were a producer or a lawyer or something

is that how middle aged people going through a midlife crisis talk ?

yeah that shit sounds good...... especially when u say u do porn, i bet the bitches love it! Why the fuck didnt i think of that?

hahaa..... im 23 man i dont think that goes for middle aged lol

i told my gf i did porn after 3 1/2 years of going out with her...

till this day she tells me to sell the sites! LOL.

Might work for some girls, but others it may not.

Good lord I hope you dont actually speak like that in person.

i be hittin up with? :1orglaugh

haha im dutch man i learned english from movies and hiphop :1orglaugh

thats phatty.

pizzle g funk ;)