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Old 04-01-2005, 06:21 PM   #1
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:mad WTF is this thing in my beer???????

So I opened a bottle of Guinness and I hear this little noise, I look and wot the fuck is this piece of white plastic doing there???????? Anybody knows?
I apologise for my ignorance but I never found anything but beer in a beer bottle.......

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Old 04-01-2005, 06:22 PM   #2
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It's a widget, a CO2 dispensing mechanism that replicates guinness from the tap.
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why do people always ask this? it's written on the side of the can. it's called a nitrogen widget. since guinness is not carbonated, they use compressed nitrogen in a small plastic ball to make the classic guinness head.
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It's a widget, a CO2 dispensing mechanism that replicates guinness from the tap.

nitrogen. co2 is for garbage beer.
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It's a widget, a CO2 dispensing mechanism that replicates guinness from the tap.
thx I appreciate it!
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Old 04-01-2005, 06:24 PM   #6
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why do people always ask this? it's written on the side of the can. it's called a nitrogen widget. since guinness is not carbonated, they use compressed nitrogen in a small plastic ball to make the classic guinness head.
this was not a can, was a bottle.....
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this was not a can, was a bottle.....

same thing, except the widget in the bottle is called a rocker widget and is shaped slightly differently. there's still a little blurb on the side of the bottle about it.
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Old 04-01-2005, 06:25 PM   #9
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I'm drinking the same shit brutha, cheers

but yeah - it does say it right on the can. Might help you if you slowwwwwwwwwwed down a tad brfore runing to your GFY support group for every little thing.
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Old 04-01-2005, 06:26 PM   #10
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There's a sandwich in every can!!

only 128 calories and 9.9 carbs per pint. ;)



less than heineken, coca cola, orange juice, 1% milk, or most other things.
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Old 04-01-2005, 06:29 PM   #13
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So I opened a bottle of Guinness and I hear this little noise, I look and wot the fuck is this piece of white plastic doing there???????? Anybody knows?
I apologise for my ignorance but I never found anything but beer in a beer bottle.......

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P.S. I hope it was just a leprechaun because a sighting, or rather a hearing, of a banshee signals an impending death. Enjoy your Guinness.
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Call their legal department and threaten to sue them unless they get ten free cases of Guinness to your doorstep ASAP.



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Old 04-01-2005, 06:36 PM   #15
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muhaha i knew smack would find this thread

smack has turned me into a guinness lover
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same thing, except the widget in the bottle is called a rocker widget and is shaped slightly differently. there's still a little blurb on the side of the bottle about it.
this is in 3 languages, I am 200% sure it doesn't say nothin
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Old 04-01-2005, 06:40 PM   #17
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muhaha i knew smack would find this thread

smack has turned me into a guinness lover

guinness is one of the words in my b o a r d t r a c k e r ;]
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cheers to all

my fellow gfers cheeeeeeeeeeers - and thx for all the instructive material -
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Old 04-01-2005, 06:51 PM   #20
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Amstel in a brown bottle should be illegal ;)
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Holy cow, that's Amstel light, that should be illegal too ;)
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Holy cow, that's Amstel light, that should be illegal too ;)

i've never seen any amstel that wasn't light. it's the only light beer i will touch too. pretty good stuff for outdoor activities, and some of the best to cook with.
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why the bong in the fridge...does it make a difference ??? I WANNA KNOW !!
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yeah it does. i toss some brita water in the chamber, let it cool, then fill the ice chamber up and smoke a frosty cool bong. ;)
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yeah it does. i toss some brita water in the chamber, let it cool, then fill the ice chamber up and smoke a frosty cool bong. ;)
ok gonna try this tonight for sure !!
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ok gonna try this tonight for sure !!
pack it with ice ;]

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i've never seen any amstel that wasn't light. it's the only light beer i will touch too. pretty good stuff for outdoor activities, and some of the best to cook with.
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That widget Guiness Draught is the most putrid stuff I have ever tasted
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Great beer. Knock a few back for me. I am dry tonight.
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That widget Guiness Draught is the most putrid stuff I have ever tasted

let me guess? a bud light drinker?
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let me guess? a bud light drinker?
No, I generally drink Heinekin. I'm cool with darker beers, Amberbock and Killian Red are a couple favorites, but that Guiness Draught made me gag.
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that's to bad, stout is where it's at.
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Intresting..I never knew that..then again I haven't tried a Guiness before
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all i know, is, this is, to me (pathetically), one of the most funniest thread titles in all of 2005, and maybe, most of 2004.
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Amstel... Oh man, you're Guinness must have a great time bullying him.
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