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nikad 04-01-2005 06:21 PM

WTF is this thing in my beer???????
 
So I opened a bottle of Guinness and I hear this little noise, I look and wot the fuck is this piece of white plastic doing there???????? Anybody knows?
I apologise for my ignorance but I never found anything but beer in a beer bottle.......
:helpme
Nik

Arousal Design 04-01-2005 06:22 PM

It's a widget, a CO2 dispensing mechanism that replicates guinness from the tap.

smack 04-01-2005 06:22 PM

why do people always ask this? it's written on the side of the can. it's called a nitrogen widget. since guinness is not carbonated, they use compressed nitrogen in a small plastic ball to make the classic guinness head.

smack 04-01-2005 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arousal Design
It's a widget, a CO2 dispensing mechanism that replicates guinness from the tap.


nitrogen. co2 is for garbage beer.

nikad 04-01-2005 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arousal Design
It's a widget, a CO2 dispensing mechanism that replicates guinness from the tap.

thx :) I appreciate it!

nikad 04-01-2005 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smack
why do people always ask this? it's written on the side of the can. it's called a nitrogen widget. since guinness is not carbonated, they use compressed nitrogen in a small plastic ball to make the classic guinness head.

this was not a can, was a bottle.....

smack 04-01-2005 06:24 PM

cheers.


http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y42...nessfridge.jpg

smack 04-01-2005 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikad
this was not a can, was a bottle.....


same thing, except the widget in the bottle is called a rocker widget and is shaped slightly differently. there's still a little blurb on the side of the bottle about it.

Wolfy 04-01-2005 06:25 PM

I'm drinking the same shit brutha, cheers :)

but yeah - it does say it right on the can. Might help you if you slowwwwwwwwwwed down a tad brfore runing to your GFY support group for every little thing. :thumbsup

Wolfy 04-01-2005 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smack


There's a sandwich in every can!!

smack 04-01-2005 06:27 PM

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y42...uiness-mug.jpg

smack 04-01-2005 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolfy
There's a sandwich in every can!!


only 128 calories and 9.9 carbs per pint. ;)



less than heineken, coca cola, orange juice, 1% milk, or most other things.

NoCarrier 04-01-2005 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikad
So I opened a bottle of Guinness and I hear this little noise, I look and wot the fuck is this piece of white plastic doing there???????? Anybody knows?
I apologise for my ignorance but I never found anything but beer in a beer bottle.......
:helpme
Nik

It was the Wail of the Banshee or a Leprechaun

http://www.beldurnik.com/~ri/images/leprechaun.jpg

P.S. I hope it was just a leprechaun because a sighting, or rather a hearing, of a banshee signals an impending death. Enjoy your Guinness.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 04-01-2005 06:34 PM

Call their legal department and threaten to sue them unless they get ten free cases of Guinness to your doorstep ASAP.

http://www.tomorrowtoday.com/content...s/GUINNESS.jpg

ADG Webmaster

nofx 04-01-2005 06:36 PM

muhaha i knew smack would find this thread

smack has turned me into a guinness lover

nikad 04-01-2005 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smack
same thing, except the widget in the bottle is called a rocker widget and is shaped slightly differently. there's still a little blurb on the side of the bottle about it.

this is in 3 languages, I am 200% sure it doesn't say nothin :)

nikad 04-01-2005 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
Call their legal department and threaten to sue them unless they get ten free cases of Guinness to your doorstep ASAP.

http://www.tomorrowtoday.com/content...s/GUINNESS.jpg

ADG Webmaster

That sounds neat :)

smack 04-01-2005 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
muhaha i knew smack would find this thread

smack has turned me into a guinness lover


guinness is one of the words in my b o a r d t r a c k e r ;]

nikad 04-01-2005 06:42 PM

cheers to all
 
my fellow gfers cheeeeeeeeeeers - and thx for all the instructive material -
Nik :winkwink:

Antonio 04-01-2005 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smack

Amstel in a brown bottle should be illegal ;)

Antonio 04-01-2005 06:53 PM

Holy cow, that's Amstel light, that should be illegal too ;)

smack 04-01-2005 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio
Holy cow, that's Amstel light, that should be illegal too ;)


i've never seen any amstel that wasn't light. it's the only light beer i will touch too. pretty good stuff for outdoor activities, and some of the best to cook with.

Oncle_Benny 04-01-2005 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by smack

why the bong in the fridge...does it make a difference ??? I WANNA KNOW !! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

smack 04-01-2005 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oncle_Benny
why the bong in the fridge...does it make a difference ??? I WANNA KNOW !! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


yeah it does. i toss some brita water in the chamber, let it cool, then fill the ice chamber up and smoke a frosty cool bong. ;)

Oncle_Benny 04-01-2005 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smack
yeah it does. i toss some brita water in the chamber, let it cool, then fill the ice chamber up and smoke a frosty cool bong. ;)

ok gonna try this tonight for sure !! :thumbsup

nofx 04-01-2005 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oncle_Benny
ok gonna try this tonight for sure !! :thumbsup

pack it with ice ;]

ice cold bong smoke feels so niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :pimp

Antonio 04-01-2005 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smack
i've never seen any amstel that wasn't light. it's the only light beer i will touch too. pretty good stuff for outdoor activities, and some of the best to cook with.

There you go:

http://digicam.co.za/gallery/data/media/24/DSC00034.jpg

mikeyddddd 04-01-2005 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alan Greenspan

Quit showing off your beer and clean your room. Right now, young man!

Wiggles 04-01-2005 07:10 PM

hmm crazy, never even notice it before.

mardigras 04-01-2005 07:14 PM

That widget Guiness Draught is the most putrid stuff I have ever tasted :throwup

Furious_Male 04-01-2005 07:16 PM

Great beer. Knock a few back for me. I am dry tonight.

smack 04-01-2005 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mardigras
That widget Guiness Draught is the most putrid stuff I have ever tasted :throwup


let me guess? a bud light drinker?

mardigras 04-01-2005 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smack
let me guess? a bud light drinker?

No, I generally drink Heinekin. I'm cool with darker beers, Amberbock and Killian Red are a couple favorites, but that Guiness Draught made me gag.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-01-2005 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smack
yeah it does. i toss some brita water in the chamber, let it cool, then fill the ice chamber up and smoke a frosty cool bong. ;)

Thats Nerotic!

smack 04-01-2005 07:44 PM

that's to bad, stout is where it's at.

Spunky 04-01-2005 07:45 PM

Intresting..I never knew that..then again I haven't tried a Guiness before

Triple 6 04-01-2005 07:52 PM

all i know, is, this is, to me (pathetically), one of the most funniest thread titles in all of 2005, and maybe, most of 2004.

flashfire 04-01-2005 09:07 PM

my cheap beer doesnt come with one of those

spideriux 04-02-2005 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smack

hmmmmm :thumbsup :winkwink:

ssp 04-02-2005 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smack

Amstel... Oh man, you're Guinness must have a great time bullying him. :1orglaugh


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