I OWNED my parents for April fools day but ... knock on wood! - GoFuckYourself.com

RRRED · 04-01-2005, 10:42 PM

My son who's almost 15 had a girlfriend of his call my parents and act like she was crying saying she was pregnant with his baby and didn't know what to do.... Not sure what was said but her Mom made her call me right before to make sure it was ok and I said hell yeah, I knew my mother would freak but get over it quickly...

My mom calls me within 5 minutes hysterical saying that my son has had sex and my worst nightmare had come true... FUNNY SHIT!!! I tried to go with it but I can't carry a lie very far so I start busting up laughing and she still didn't get it. She was yelling at me that it wasn't funny and how could I laugh at something so serious...

OWNED!!!

BUT... knock on wood... My son will now be locked in his room till he's 18

DateDoc · 04-01-2005, 10:44 PM

Oh man, my mom would shit a brick if that happened but then I guess I need to have a kid first to pull that off.

pornguy · 04-01-2005, 10:48 PM

My son is not even born yet, and I alread have an ass whipping planned.

kmanrox · 04-01-2005, 11:09 PM

most boys that i know lose their virginity 15 or younger... chances are your son's done it =) ain nothin wrong with dat!

eliteitc · 04-01-2005, 11:11 PM

ouch

heh

Spunky · 04-01-2005, 11:14 PM

That was a good one...

SmokeyTheBear · 04-01-2005, 11:18 PM

your so evil

RRRED · 04-02-2005, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

your so evil

Well I was gonna post an article about how rapidly male pattern baldness takes place in men who wear hats, but I didn't want to freak anyone out THAT bad

SmokeyTheBear · 04-02-2005, 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED

Well I was gonna post an article about how rapidly male pattern baldness takes place in men who wear hats, but I didn't want to freak anyone out THAT bad

LOL you are now twice as evil

iwantchixx · 04-02-2005, 12:20 AM

oh my god, that's actually pretty funny. Poor gramma though!

Sosa · 04-02-2005, 12:21 AM

that is harsh

RAM · 04-02-2005, 12:37 AM

Hmmmmm Nice I also remember another Funny One from Vegas about winning a award....

gangbangjoe · 04-02-2005, 01:13 AM

nice prank rrred

xclusive · 04-02-2005, 03:58 AM

LOL that was a great one

foxylady · 04-02-2005, 08:25 AM

very nice april fools

Barefootsies · 04-02-2005, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by iwantchixx

oh my god, that's actually pretty funny. Poor gramma though!

Well atleast he got the "OWNED" part right.

LadyMischief · 04-02-2005, 08:35 AM

Bwahahahhaa sounds like her parents are pretty cool too

mardigras · 04-02-2005, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Hedonistic

most boys that i know lose their virginity 15 or younger... chances are your son's done it =) ain nothin wrong with dat!

Chances are your daughter is a little slut too.

04-01-2005, 10:42 PM	#1
RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	I OWNED my parents for April fools day but ... knock on wood! My son who's almost 15 had a girlfriend of his call my parents and act like she was crying saying she was pregnant with his baby and didn't know what to do.... Not sure what was said but her Mom made her call me right before to make sure it was ok and I said hell yeah, I knew my mother would freak but get over it quickly... My mom calls me within 5 minutes hysterical saying that my son has had sex and my worst nightmare had come true... FUNNY SHIT!!! I tried to go with it but I can't carry a lie very far so I start busting up laughing and she still didn't get it. She was yelling at me that it wasn't funny and how could I laugh at something so serious... OWNED!!! BUT... knock on wood... My son will now be locked in his room till he's 18

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