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RRRED · 04-01-2005, 10:42 PM

My son who's almost 15 had a girlfriend of his call my parents and act like she was crying saying she was pregnant with his baby and didn't know what to do.... Not sure what was said but her Mom made her call me right before to make sure it was ok and I said hell yeah, I knew my mother would freak but get over it quickly...

My mom calls me within 5 minutes hysterical saying that my son has had sex and my worst nightmare had come true... FUNNY SHIT!!! I tried to go with it but I can't carry a lie very far so I start busting up laughing and she still didn't get it. She was yelling at me that it wasn't funny and how could I laugh at something so serious...

OWNED!!!

BUT... knock on wood... My son will now be locked in his room till he's 18

04-01-2005, 10:42 PM
RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	I OWNED my parents for April fools day but ... knock on wood! My son who's almost 15 had a girlfriend of his call my parents and act like she was crying saying she was pregnant with his baby and didn't know what to do.... Not sure what was said but her Mom made her call me right before to make sure it was ok and I said hell yeah, I knew my mother would freak but get over it quickly... My mom calls me within 5 minutes hysterical saying that my son has had sex and my worst nightmare had come true... FUNNY SHIT!!! I tried to go with it but I can't carry a lie very far so I start busting up laughing and she still didn't get it. She was yelling at me that it wasn't funny and how could I laugh at something so serious... OWNED!!! BUT... knock on wood... My son will now be locked in his room till he's 18