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Old 12-16-2002, 11:30 AM   #1
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Girlfriend and I broke up.

My girlfriend and I just broke up. I am very bummed. It was mutual but intense. Neither one of us really wanted to break up but we kept repeating our mistakes and hurting each other. Anyways, I am sad. Post something to make me smile. I need it bad.
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Old 12-16-2002, 11:32 AM   #2
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At least you dont have to listen to her bitch anymore.
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Old 12-16-2002, 11:33 AM   #3
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thanks for letting us know.

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Old 12-16-2002, 11:36 AM   #5
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http://www.aish.com/dating/wisdom/Ho...ing_Dumped.asp
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Old 12-16-2002, 11:39 AM   #6
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Old 12-16-2002, 11:39 AM   #7
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Money over bitches, man.

Stick to the script.
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Old 12-16-2002, 11:43 AM   #8
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www.hotlocalescorts.com





Dat might help ease the pain a lill....

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Old 12-16-2002, 11:52 AM   #9
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Old 12-16-2002, 11:55 AM   #10
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Waging Revenge On Your Ex

Embrace all women
Surround yourself with beautiful, sexy, tall, smart, dumb, fat, ugly, short, young, and old women. The plan is to make as many friends as possible for 3 main reasons:

First, the more women you have around, the more other women will be attracted to you.
Second, by having women around you, you won't develop a grudge against females in general.
Finally, you'll have a greater variety to choose from when you finally decide to date again.
Don't be bitter
People who sit around feeling sorry for themselves are unattractive. People who are happy and have a positive outlook in life are more appealing. A charming man will always have a busload of women wanting to bask in his happiness.

Become a better lover

Aim to improve your sexual skills. Read the Handbook to Great Sex in order to learn more about the exotic and romantic needs that women desire.

Become a financial success Study hard, work hard, and be all that you can be. Whatever career path you choose, give it your best shot and aim to be number one. The rewards will follow soon afterwards as your financial success will allow you to buy all the toys to keep you playing hard too.

make sure she knows

Your revenge won't be sweet unless she knows about it. Make sure your ex-girlfriend/spouse finds out about your triumphant changes as a new person through the grapevine.

This doesn't mean that you should FedEx her a copy of Fortune magazine with your picture on the cover, but there are ways of spreading the news discreetly, like remaining friends with her family members and her best friends. You can be sure that they'll never let her forget her big mistake.

succeed in life

The sweetest revenge one could have is to live well. Getting dumped will give you the time and motivation to help you succeed in life. Believe me, there is no better feeling than bumping into your ex 4 years down the road after you've dropped 30 pounds, gained a little more wisdom, become a better lover, and started your own lucrative business. Not to mention having your beautiful, model wife standing by your side.

Get it on!
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Old 12-16-2002, 11:59 AM   #11
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Now you're free to focus completely on yourself, and becoming the person you've always wanted to be.

And, in time, you'll be open and ready to experience life with someone who suits you perfectly.


My father told me this after a big breakup;
'Thank you for risking love.'
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just a little bit naughty
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Old 12-16-2002, 11:59 AM   #12
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" Neither one of us really wanted to break up but we kept repeating our mistakes and hurting each other."

... I guess it´s about time you take that 2 mio $ diamond ring xmas present back to the shop and replace it with something more usefull ...
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Old 12-16-2002, 12:05 PM   #13
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ah, use them new ho's like shake an bake bags mah brotha....


thats the word that is herb....herb K that is
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Old 12-16-2002, 12:08 PM   #14
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make a website about her, that'll end that problem.
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Old 12-16-2002, 12:09 PM   #15
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booo who
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Now read without the word dog.
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Old 12-16-2002, 12:15 PM   #16
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can you give me your girlfriends phone number?
Sorry man, but shes open season now....guys gonna be fucking her three holes while your boo-hooing over her....jeeez, ill even ring you on the phone and put it on loud speaker when im doing her...at least that way you can still wank off while hearing her moans
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Old 12-16-2002, 12:20 PM   #17
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can you give me your girlfriends phone number?
Sorry man, but shes open season now....guys gonna be fucking her three holes while your boo-hooing over her....jeeez, ill even ring you on the phone and put it on loud speaker when im doing her...at least that way you can still wank off while hearing her moans
That will cheer him up! Good idea..
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Old 12-16-2002, 12:24 PM   #18
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can you give me your girlfriends phone number?
202-452-7468

give her a call,, she is a very friendly gal
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Old 12-16-2002, 12:54 PM   #19
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can you give me your girlfriends phone number?
Sorry man, but shes open season now....guys gonna be fucking her three holes while your boo-hooing over her....jeeez, ill even ring you on the phone and put it on loud speaker when im doing her...at least that way you can still wank off while hearing her moans
that's some mean shit. when's the last time you had a girlfriend you gave a damn about?
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Old 12-16-2002, 01:10 PM   #20
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Hey next time, give credit where credit is due... You ripped this straight from askmen.com u faker!

DH

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Originally posted by NoCarrier
Waging Revenge On Your Ex

Embrace all women
Surround yourself with beautiful, sexy, tall, smart, dumb, fat, ugly, short, young, and old women. The plan is to make as many friends as possible for 3 main reasons:

First, the more women you have around, the more other women will be attracted to you.
Second, by having women around you, you won't develop a grudge against females in general.
Finally, you'll have a greater variety to choose from when you finally decide to date again.
Don't be bitter
People who sit around feeling sorry for themselves are unattractive. People who are happy and have a positive outlook in life are more appealing. A charming man will always have a busload of women wanting to bask in his happiness.

Become a better lover

Aim to improve your sexual skills. Read the Handbook to Great Sex in order to learn more about the exotic and romantic needs that women desire.

Become a financial success Study hard, work hard, and be all that you can be. Whatever career path you choose, give it your best shot and aim to be number one. The rewards will follow soon afterwards as your financial success will allow you to buy all the toys to keep you playing hard too.

make sure she knows

Your revenge won't be sweet unless she knows about it. Make sure your ex-girlfriend/spouse finds out about your triumphant changes as a new person through the grapevine.

This doesn't mean that you should FedEx her a copy of Fortune magazine with your picture on the cover, but there are ways of spreading the news discreetly, like remaining friends with her family members and her best friends. You can be sure that they'll never let her forget her big mistake.

succeed in life

The sweetest revenge one could have is to live well. Getting dumped will give you the time and motivation to help you succeed in life. Believe me, there is no better feeling than bumping into your ex 4 years down the road after you've dropped 30 pounds, gained a little more wisdom, become a better lover, and started your own lucrative business. Not to mention having your beautiful, model wife standing by your side.

Get it on!
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